YesJulz: Mook: pic.twitter.com/F28Z2zAHse — Nestlé Snipes (@SweatyKeef) March 11, 2019 Hilarious Murder Mook Memes Everyone’s still buzzing over culture-vulturing mayo jar YesJulz and her biggest-bestest fan Murda Mook who attempted to cackle, shuckle and jive his way into her good graces in a dignity-less display of clout-chasing behavior that sparked a hilariously petty meme wave. Murda Mook during that podcast pic.twitter.com/Z80iDBLUUp — FCGX (@ItsGhostGX) March 11, 2019 Peep the funniest (and pettiest) Murda Mook memes on the flip.
Sky Ferreira finally got a job on Lords of Chaos… Sky Ferreira has some shitty fucking tits….and a shitty fucking ass…that she’s so willing to show off on the TV show she is part of…because girls are all exhibitionist sluts. Sky Ferreira who you’ve probably never heard of, grew up with Michael Jackson, they were family friends and since she wasn’t a little boy he didn’t rape her. She used to follow and interact with me on social media, TWITTER, a long time ago…then she got a record deal…a long time ago…and unfollowed me/ blocked me. Nice girl…the kind of opportunist slut who I hope doesn’t hit big with her nudity in movies…and that I hope backfires even though nudity is great…..empowering feminists everywhere. I don’t think her pop career really went anywhere, but it’s nice to see it’s come to this attention seeking hustle…even if the tits aren’t nice. But she’s got close to a million followers on her shit and she is only 26 years old…she will probably do a lot more titty content over the next decade and I am prepared to stare at her mom-like tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sky Ferreira Naked for TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
J.Lo getting greased up…while her new husband…who she ridiculously is getting married to because rich people are bored and like to feel some sense of normalcy in their 45 marriages in their 55 years of being alive…it’s good marketing, it gets them in to the tabloids, they like the tabloids because the tabloids keep them relevant…as do bikini pics… This oiled up greasy like the pig at the county fair you chase, the Peurto Rican icon who can’t even speak Spanish but who exploited the culture when in the 90s when the latin sensation happened…inspired by her ass…Oscars weren’t too white…these hispanics were fucking everywhere…making stupid money and still making stupid money all these years later… I am sure she’s evil and not just because she’s an old lady in a bikini – which is evil. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Oiled Up Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Isabel Pakzad is James Franco’s 25 year old girlfriend….which is old for James Franco, who is rumored to be a dud who flexes his celebrity status to seduce underage girls…one story that went viral before the #metoo movement, but that didn’t get him arrested because it was a simpler time then…another story that got him banned from all the awards for his movie about that weirdo filmmaker….I didn’t see the movie…but thought it was funny how quickly Hollywood turns on a motherfucker because everyone is so caught up in themselves that self preservation becomes key and that all these fake friendships surface…saying “see ya later bro”.. Well, this girl stood by him, it’s good for business and is a nice life…and apparently..she has nipples….wild. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isabel Pakzad Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eugenie Bouchard trying to be hot… She is like every single girl before her…who has some potential in other areas of life…but chooses to do the influencer thing…because getting feedback on their looks, or half nakedness, turns them on…and being turned on is really what life is about. The tennis thing isn’t her dream, it’s her dad’s dream…well now she’s here to follow her hotter twin, and other family members making money off her fame…..so she wants in on that too…it’s better to be hot on instagram living your life…than failing at tennis that got you this life…it’s what the people care about you know… They care about her looking like she’s taking a shit in a china public bathroom while wearing a bikini….it is a fetish to some…..and that’s why she’s putting this out there… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Squat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Source: Michael Tullberg / Getty Black Celebs Who Attended Ivy League Schools Actresses Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman unintentionally broke the Internet on Tuesday after the famous moms were indicted in a college admission bribery sting. Apparently, Loughlin, Huffman and 50 other rich, White celebs paid up to $6 million to get their kids into the country’s most elite college — including Yale, Georgetown and Stanford. Meanwhile, Black students have to work thrice as hard to get a scholarship at these schools. Can we please start giving Rich White kids the same side eye that Black & Brown kids receive when they say they attended an Ivy League school?! You know when it’s assumed that minority students took “someone” else’s spot who was “more qualified”! #DownWithTheDoubleStandard — bevysmith (@bevysmith) March 12, 2019 Meanwhile Black kids who can really play sports can’t even get a look from these Ivy League schools. pic.twitter.com/s40xFTbnNf — B E A N Z | Currently stuck in Raccoon City (@PhotosByBeanz) March 12, 2019 But just like most things in life, Black folks always find a way or make one. Hit the flip to check out these Black stars who used their brilliance to get into Ivy League Universities.
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Ashanti from Murder Inc with Ja Rule….What’s love….was the song…. I thought that she was one of R. Kelly’s underage girls he peed on….not because all black people look the same you racist fucks…but because I am old, disconnected, and don’t have memory retention….I don’t listen to this kind of music…and in my defense – Ashanti hasn’t done shit since Aalyiah died in that plane crash… But she is at Carnival…all 300 pounds of her…all full of ROTI and rice….all in a slutty Carnival costume with thighs so big they could be one of the parade floats….with normal sized women dancing on them to celebrate Jesus or whatever Carnival is all about. The post Ashanti Does Carnival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Colton Underwood promised to be a different Bachelor this season, coming into the season as a virgin. (It's true! He had never had sex before! Not sure if the show had mentioned that at all.) And, in the end, Underwood lived up to this promise. He made an unusual decision on part one Season 23 finale, breaking down in tears often and taking both viewers and Chris Harrison aback. Like, way aback. For what reason? What did Colton decide? Scroll down for all the delicious details! 1. Cassie or Bust! As nearly all Internet users knew heading into the finale, Colton lost it a week prior after Cassie said she didn’t love him and wanted to go home. He jumped a fence and disappeared into the night, leaving Chris Harrison and company confused and in a panic. 2. Quote of the Century? “We called back to Los Angeles… and we woke up other executive producers and executives and said, ‘This is what’s happening. What do we do?’ and they said, ‘At some point, you’re gonna have to call the authorities,'” Harrison said on air of Colton bolting. “Luckily as we were about [to call the cops], someone’s walkie talkie clips.” (Ummmm… you were gonna call the cops and say what?!? A grown man was walking outside by himself? Please help?) 3. I’m F-cking Done! When finally tracked down by producers on the finale, Colton told Harrison that he was “done” with the show because Cassie’s rejection reminded him that he is “not enough.” 4. What About Tayshia and Hannah G? You know, the two women remaining on the finale? Colton said they were cool and all and he was maybe falling in love with them — but he was ALREADY in love with Cassie. And he wanted to fight for her! 5. Sorry, Ladies So Colton went out and made history: he dumped both of the women remaining! He chose to enter part two of the finale (airing on Tuesday night) with zero suitors because his heart was set on winning Cassie back. 6. How Did Tayshia Take It? Very well. She wasn’t happy about Colton’s decision, but she also said some nice things about The Bachelor before leaving Portugal. View Slideshow
