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Gigi Hadid Implied Nudity for Allure US of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid is in Allure magazine, because she’s got so many interesting things to say to the world about all she’s learned in her struggles as a vapid rich kid – turned model with 25 million followers on social media – who gets money and press thrown at her – because brands and the magazines are trying to navigate this new world and need her kind to plug them on her social media to stay relevant… The “Gigi Bares All” tagline on the cover makes me think “what the fuck could this bitch have to say that would have any insight that would be interesting or more than just instructions on how to selfie or hang out with Kardashians to mooch off their following”…. I don’t understand why they have to try to feature her in a way that is more than just nude pics of her…..and really they aren’t even nude pics…sure she was half nude – and nipples were exposed – but no one on set is cool enough to leak those shots…instead we get this over produced shit. Garbage. I feel like the naked on the horse pic is from another shoot – but who cares…my sources are shit… Here she is for W Korea…because she’s important…. The post Gigi Hadid Implied Nudity for Allure US of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler Tit Pic of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chelsea Handler wants to stay relevant as hard as she can – you know now that she doesn’t have a TV show on TV, even though she has a show on Netflix, while Netflix is the future….and what better way to do it than rope in some fat middle aged woman into taking a fan pic…with her tits out…because tits out, as any college girl on a bus to the big game will tell you, is a timeless tactic to get love, support, respect, an audience, friends, fans, date raped. The post Chelsea Handler Tit Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid… She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money. There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be… But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury… It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram Life…. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:27pm PDT The post Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid… She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money. There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be… But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury… It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram Life…. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:27pm PDT The post Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Roland Martin Just Went In On Bow Wow’s Basic-Boy Comments

Posted on July 31, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Every couple of months the rapper slash actor will pop up with some ridiculous way to stay relevant, and last week, he outdid himself.

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Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day

Posted on July 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Only in America…and I guess some Eastern european countries can a mom Pull off and get paid to get half naked and pour milk ok herself…while calling herself a MILF….. I don’t know about you but I know that I would be want my fame whore mom trying to stay relevant to bring in the money I’ll eventually inherit to spend on my drug addiction of having a mom who behaves like this even when she’s too old to be behaving like this – despite her killer body making me think she should be behaving like this – give the people what they want, make them want to cum inside your gaping egg hole that has shat out at least one baby making her easier to fist…not that Fergie was ever hard to fist..she did it for the meth, that shit is addictive…. But unlike Fergie, my mom can’t behave like this, she died in the 80s and throwing milk on her would probably turn her into mud… But Fergie, despite being corpse like, is still alive and when you’re a puppet you keep fucking performing especially when you look younger than you did 10 years ago…how!? Who knows…testosterone shots maybe…helps men age better apparently… Either way, at least she’s playing up the hot mom, because she is a hot mom, if you’ve seen moms you’ll know they don’t look like this….. The post Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Butt Not Tit Flash of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re desperate as fuck to stay relevant – this is what you do… You flash your panties to the paparazzi you called and hope people like you and me – care enough to stare…. And seeing as we are pathetic as fuck…we do… We are as basic as she is. We are the only ones to blame. All it took was some HUGE tits…and nothing else mattered.. I don’t care about integrity, passion, her talents…her ability to navigate the social scene, her sense of humor…her hard, busted down, broken down face…her white trash look… I just care about the tits..but that’s probably why she’s showing her ass on purpose..it’s like “give my ass attention too”…”I am not just tits”…”I am also an ass”…LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOk! The post Charlotte McKinney Butt Not Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….and he is definitely cutting the checks to pay the bills before, like all celebrity kids, she’s trying to either maximize their opportunity or access to make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, to be busy and feel more productive than taking Frasier / Cheers money… But when they are in dresses with titty windows, their family history and connections don’t really matter..her being on TV or a rich kid doesn’t matter…the female embodiment of your favorite TV psychiatrist so that you can jerk off to him without feeling gay doesn’t matter…tits do…so tits. Here she is eating Ice Cream… Here she is doing her Workout in Little Shorts… A video posted by Greer Grammer (@greer_grammer) on Apr 21, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT She’s a babe…I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS IN HER WHITE TITTY SHIRT CLICK HERE The post Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Bra of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Osment doesn’t matter to me or my life – I’ve never seen any movies or TV shows that she’s on…. I just like pretending that she’s Haley Joel’s trans creation to stay relevant after hitting puberty – because people like tits…but no one likes awkward shaped men who were once the cute kid in blockbuster movies…and if you were him, with all your Spielberg movie money, you’d get breast implants too…you know keep your career alive, no one likes to peak at 8….it’s the basis of child star suicide… The post Emily Osment Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Scherzinger wants you to remember that she’s still alive, she’s still got a rocking body, that could be a trans body, but if it was a trans body, she’d probably come out telling the world it was, because it would generate more buzz, and she’s still willing to show it off…and put her back on the map..more than these butt shots… I guess being a stripper cast by Pussy Cat Dolls, only to break free from the gang of half naked dancing strippers with their shitty songs, to do it solo, and make millions, isn’t enough for her fucking ego, so she’s going the fame-whore, look at her ass way, because ultimately, all these people rely on being relevant and when you’re a pussy cat doll, you know ass is one of 4 ways to stay relevant, the others are tits, mouth and pussy. The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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