I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years: dolphins , Mr. Potato Head , you name it. But I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of an inflatable pool toy. Because this latest photoshoot from former Playboy Playmate Alyssa Arce is so damn hot, it’s got me wishing I could trade places with that swan. Or the photographer. I’m not picky.
I’m still waiting for Shay Mitchell to take me up on my potentially very lucrative sex tape business offer , and I’m not really sure what the hold-up is. I guess they’re still making that Pretty Little Liars show, but that crap’s gotta be ending soon, and she’s going to be looking for work again. And maybe that offer won’t be on the table anymore. …Just kidding. As long as her super-cute cleavage is still looking this good, the offer’ll stand. Call me! Photos: WENN.com
Will Smith And Jada Pinkett Smith Speak Out On Divorce Rumors So earlier today news broke that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were finally divorcing for real this time. Well… You know how that ish go… Will Smith took to Facebook to respond to the rumors: Great news! We’re definitely happy campers. Glad they are still making it do what it do. And if Will’s words weren’t enough, his Queen also sent him a shoutout: Awwww don’tcha just love black love??? WENN
Here’s a very important question…is Miley Cyrus is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow….or is she’s just a leprechaun…or is she a bit of both that you can only see if you’re on as many drugs as Miley Cyrus, I want to say that she’s the leprechaun because she’s a bit of a troll bitch who was sent to ruin the youth..but to her family and management and record label she’s the pot of gold because she’s a money maker…and to me, there’s something magical about all the weirdness she does…it’s not very authentic or controversial, but it’s still making some noise and is still a little edgier and provocative than the rest…and as long as you don’t have to listen to her man voice…she’s a win…while bing a trolll
I never know why I post on Lisa Rinna, I just know that I’VE DONE IT A LOT OVER THE YEARS ….. I don’t even know what she does, is she an actor? Was she just a store owner in LA, who hacksawed her face, and jacked up her lips into something I’d love to put my dick in, but instead that she televised getting reduced……still making me wonder what her other lips look like…before remembering SHE DID DO PLAYBOY ….and now she’s in a see through shirt….a dirtbag bottom feeder who has enough money to not be a dirtbag bottom feeder…but who chooses to be a dirtbag bottom feeder…and I’m not complaining…I like tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Also in this morning’s Hollywood Ink: Warner Bros. finds $200 million in the couch cushions for The Battle of Midway … Ed Asner’s still making movies… and slightly more — caveat: August — ahead.