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Amputee Story of the Day

Here’s a beautiful story about a man who lives off his quad-amputee girlfriend’s disability check. He finally got fed up when bitch rolled her quad-amputee ass in front of his TV when he was trying to watch his stories…so he did what he had to do and threw her out of her chair to fend for her fucking self for a change…. I guess she doesn’t understand that she’s already enough of a fucking burden with all inability to get shit done, or give handjobs, cuz bitch doesn’t have any arms or legs…but she makes up for it when dude gets to use her like a living and breathing pocket pussy…. Either way, she had it coming for being crippled and should just be happy a guy gives her the time of day even if he’s just using you for her 1/2 body and disability checks…Take what you can get…Beggars can’t be choosers, I guess they don’t teach you that in handicap school.

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‘The Hills’ Returns For Final Season April 27

Sixth season begins with Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery drama. By Jocelyn Vena Heidi Montag in “The Hills” Photo: MTV MTV announced on Thursday that the upcoming sixth season of “The Hills” will premiere in April . But the network also dealt a blow to fans with the news that this will be the last season of the reality hit that made household names of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, while continuing the stories of “Laguna Beach” vets Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari. “We are lucky and honored to have worked with this cast and tell their stories for this long, and we are grateful to the many dedicated fans who have stuck with us over the years,” said Tony DiSanto, president of programming at MTV. “We owe it to those fans, the cast and the show to go out on a high note. And this season will deliver on that goal in terms of drama, story, real emotion and an organic culmination of this saga.” In the final 12 episodes, kicking off on April 27, fans will see Audrina Patridge dating singer Ryan Cabrera, and Kristin Cavallari contending with rumors of drug abuse. The show will also examine several other unanswered questions from season five: Will Kristin and Justin Bobby last? Was that really the last time Audrina and Justin Bobby will ever speak to each other? Will Brody actually break up with Jayde? And will Heidi and Spencer ever have a baby Speidi? Given that this is the last season, those issues are sure to get even more dramatic leading up to the finale. “I think we’ve told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A.,” creator Adam DiVello said. “A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths.” Indeed, many of the events of the past few months find their way into the season, including Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery, the results of which she shows to her mother in the first episode. “We tell the whole story,” DiVello said. “We pick right up where Heidi goes and sees her parents. And our cameras are there that minute the mother opens the door and sees her daughter for the first time.” Executive producer Liz Gateley added, “It’s a really touching but heartbreaking scene to watch.” But with the show coming to an end, will its former star LC stop in to say goodbye? “I always joked it would be nice to see Lauren get married,” DiVello said. What do you think will happen in the final season of “The Hills”? Let us know in the comments below! “The Hills: Final Season” premieres on April 27 at 10 p.m. ET/PT followed by “The City” at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Videos Kristin’s Greatest ‘Hills’ Moments Related Photos The Hills (Season 5) | Cast

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How Blogs Are Becoming More Like Newspapers [Media]

The LA Times today examines how the Seattle Post-Intelligencer segued from print to exclusively online journalism . But blogging — how and why we cover the stories we cover — is going the other way and coming to resemble… newspapers. A year ago online journalism was the ‘online journalism’ that old-school reporters and J-school professors still ponder. It was measured in hours, not the daily news cycle of a paper. It was a different beast where corrections were fluid, where whimsy and opinion mattered as much as content. People visited a homepage, scrolled down and clicked on whatever caught their eye. Now blogs compete aggressively for audience. Politico , Deadline Hollywood and everyone else seeks to break news to differentiate them from their competition. To do so they, and we, must also now write tight, concise headlines, choose decent pictures or art, and provide readers with more evidence of their journalism (pics, or documents, or it didn’t happen). Opinion pieces and rants cannot rely on raw snark — the ones that get read will hold together, under immediate comment scrutiny, like a traditional op-ed. In short, blogs must now compete for readers’ attention like a newspaper on a stand does (or did). The reason why is a cliche — the kind of cliche that gets articles like this one thrown on the scrapheap, read by dozens not thousands, or millions: Twitter and Facebook. Because more people now pluck most of their news from their social networks, blog time is measured in minutes not hours — you’re either first or definitive or funniest or most provocative or someone else will have the link that gets tweeted and posted on walls. If you are first (and it doesn’t have to be Watergate) a vague headline will not work as it once might have. Because whimsy does not retweet well. So if, to Gawker-promote, you find out that Wyclef Jean paid his mistress $105,000 through his Haiti charity, the headline should probably be Wyclef Jean Paid His Mistress $105,000 Through His Haiti Charity . Like a newspaper headline. John Cook, who wrote that story, also uncovered Nikki Finke’s habit of changing her stories to suit emerging facts . But now if a story, with its headline and probably the first few lines, is immediately spread around, secret corrections will be exposed anyway. Correcting like a newspaper — explaining clearly precisely the fuck-up, and how it was amended — is not just good practice online. It’s about to become the only option. Blogs, like this one, used to get away with quickly repackaging content and adding a penis joke. But, as our proprietor Nick Denton explained in an internal email, “any treatment [of a story] can work, really, except for the old-school blog item, that rehashed news story with a dash of puerile snark. Nobody links to that.” Nobody links to stories with dull pictures, or lots of typos, or tenuous premises either. In the same way people skip over them in their newspapers. It’s a quick change, and nobody is perfect (before you seek examples on this site). Which is probably why Cynthia Shannon, of San Francisco, tweeted at 11.02 on Friday, that “there’s something seriously wrong when DRUDGE and GAWKER are my primary sources of news.” If we want Cynthia to move from grudging appreciation to something more fulsome, we’ll have to become more like the institutions we seek to replace. (Also: please link to this. Thanks.)

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Jerry Hall You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Jerry Hall was a top model in the 1970-and now she’s scary as fuck, which makes you wonder what kind of girls get booked as models. I know for the most part they take a good picture when they are young and before they are eaten by the fucking lifestyle of hard drinking and drugs, but when you get the make-up off and give them a few year in bake in the sun, they are nothing but serious monsters. Sure, in pictures a 6 foot tall chick looks like she’d be fun to get up inside, but when you put her in heels and stand next to her at the bar, it feels more like you can crawl up her leg and burry yourself into her womb to keep warm when you’ve been evicted and have no where else to go…unfortunately, the freaks of natures have these egos that come with charing 2000 dollars a picture that makes them uninterested in short fat men, even though you’d think they’d take anything they could get based on their look, when really they have more money and glamor than they know what to do with…that’s why you should always be nice to freakishly tall women…when they are young, because by the time they weather like Jerry Hall, there’s pretty much nothing left for you…except maybe Mick Jagger divorce settlement money…but even that may not be enough to distract a man from this fucked up face. Here she is in her prime for those of you who probably have no idea who Jerry Hall is…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Serious Trash from The Hills of the Day

It amazes me that these girls are “famous” and making money from being on a TV show, and not in a one legged midget doing back flips kind of amazement, but more like the amazement I get when one of the dirtiest hookers I’ve seen on the street corner the last decade tells me she’s marrying a retired doctor she met at the gym…like she’s not a fucking street hooker with a vagina that hangs to her fucking knees…. It’s like if this trash can do it, anyone can…or if this trash can do it, there’s something seriously wrong with America and I guess that’s something we can all agree on….seriously…Audrina not photoshopped is ugly, Cavallari back on the show cuz se couldn’t find other work is pathetic and me knowing their names, their show, their stories is straight up depressing….. Pics via Fame and Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sarah Palin writes on the palm of her hand becasue she is just like God.

Here is a video from Palin’s speech to the crowd at the Ohio Right to Life fundraiser, in which she literally explains that writing on her hand is biblical. I have heard some lame excuses in my time but Palin’s painful attempts to justify her adolescent behaviors are unbelievable. She, and her people, are spinning like crazy to do damage control for some of the stories that have come out recently and they are just digging their hole deeper and deeper. And by the way I heard NUMEROUS reporters and pundits call her out on both the content of what she wrote on her hand during the teabagger convention as well as the fact that she had to write it down to remember it. NOW look who is making things up. Apparently at this speech Palin had drawn a dollar sign on her hand. Because of course you all know that quiting your job halfway through in order to capitalize on your fame to make money is ALSO biblical.

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Howard Stern to Replace Simon Cowell on ‘Idol’?

Filed under: American Idol , TV News , Hottest Stories The self-described ‘King of all Media’ took to the airwaves earlier this week to announce that he had been offered a high-profile job in network TV. On Friday, the New York Post reported the job is none other than Simon Cowell’s soon vacant seat on … Read more

Palindrome Day: 01022010

CULTURE BUZZ : Another palindrome holiday! Gosh, I love numbers. Even better, it really has no special significance, except that it looks awesome written out.

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Creating The Ultimate Bachelor Party

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The Bachelor: Where Are They Now?

Before pilot Jake Pavelka begins his quest to find a soulmate on The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love (Monday, Jan. 4 at 8/7c, ABC), take a look back at the show’s track record for finding lasting matches Continue reading