Jennifer Aniston recently revealed that she put herself on an extremely strict diet in preparation for her role as a stripper in the upcoming We’re the Millers . Considering she looks like this in the movie, you can see the results: How did the 44-year-old get into the best shape of her entire career? “I was on a very, like, you know, greens and vegetables and lean proteins and kale,” she said. “When I really wanted to have a cheat day I had to have kale chips .” Yeah. If kale chips are your cheat meal, we’d say you’re doing okay. While the actress admits ramping up her diet for the role, she’s normally a fairly healthy eater. Will her movie turn in a healthy box office performance? Check out the We’re the Millers trailer below and see: We’re the Millers Trailer
This seems to be the week of strange animal stories. The other day it was the roaming gang of street cats , and today it is a stray dog gone wrong. Taking in a stray dog is such a selfless act. Giving an animal a home is usually paid back in spades by the adoring love of the new mutt. And then, sometimes, the dog chews your nuts off . An Arkansas man, who for obvious reasons wished to remain nameless when recounting his story, found himself in that exact position. He took in a “small, white, and fluffy” stray dog, slept in the nude, and woke up to discover the dog had eaten one of his testicles. The man is paralyzed and was awoken due to “burning pain” only to find the dog’s muzzle and paws covered in blood. He was treated at St. Bernards (seriously?) Regional Medical Center. The dog who had been docile in the previous days, was ultimately euthanized and will be tested for rabies. Moral of the story: Don’t sleep naked with a strange dog.
The owners of Pizzeria Mozza on Melrose have released the Michael Hastings car crash video footage. For those of you who don’t know the story, Michael Hastings worked for Buzzfeed, but was better known for doing an article for Rolling Stone that ended up getting a high ranking General fired. He was rumored to being working on another article to expose something, no one really knows what, but that’s pretty much what I would want out of a journalist. The day he died, he emailed his co-workers saying he was being followed and had to go into hiding. Then at 4 am, he was driving down Highland Ave in Los Angeles going 100 miles per hour, hitting a tree and blowing the fuck up. The reason I am posting this is because in my lifetime of seeing car accidents, I’ve never seen a car explode, even going faster than this, hitting a fucking gas station. It just doesn’t make sense. It looks like there was serious foul play. It also looks like the “powers that be” wanted to keep him quiet, as he was a liability. There’s a lot of grey areas around this story, and I suggest you go research it, because it’s your right to protect your freedom. I’m just a Canadian watching from the sidelines confused…ask questions!!
Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III is accused of sending an incriminating text to a Hooters waitress … on his own wedding day. Hooters girl and Virginia Commonwealth University student Meredith Barber offered up “proof” in the form of a screen shot of their text exchange. “Come on bae,” the QB reportedly wrote to Barber before sending a shirtless image of himself with his head cut off, along with a smiley face icon. When Meredith Barber (right) didn’t respond to the NFL star’s alleged advances, he wrote, “Well ok I give up I guess. See you in a few weeks kid.” The texts were dated July 6, in the early hours of RG III’s wedding day to longtime girlfriend Rebecca Liddicoat (left). But are they even legit? It appears that RG3 does know Barber, or at least someone in his camp does … but the relationship is far from clear, and her story is being disputed. One of Griffin’s groomsman, William Mallow, knows Barber and denied the reports , saying, “We both know that Meredith is looking for attention/money.” “I know this is what you do for a living and you thought this would be a golden opportunity but the fact of the matter is that this is completely false,” he wrote. “I was with Robert [that night] and there was no texting of other girls, much less selfie stomach shots. That isn’t even close to what the bathroom of the suite we were in looked like.” Weirder still, Barber contacted Busted Coverage when this story went live, asking them to take it down, but in exchange offering to sell more “inappropriate pictures.” Someone also claiming to be Barber’s ex-boyfriend reached out to Deadspin to sell “information, text messages, FaceTime screenshots” and more to back up her story. Neither Deadspin or Busted Coverage have purchased any of the proof. RGIII was reportedly on his honeymoon in Europe when the news broke.
Remember – when reading this story – that Kanye is dropping an Album in 3 days. That people close to her have told me she never fucked him. This is all for publicity. Sure, she’s hotter than Kim, but so is a pile of dog shit. Sure she is like a pornstar without the porn…which is typical from girls from Quebec. It’s like the fallback plan is to be a stripper, so they all do what they can to look like strippers, in the event they ever need to be strippers. Usually these kinds of girls can be found at the local bar or club peddling drinks for tips that they use for cosmetic improvements and trips to Cuba or other Miami for DJ week because like all girls…They love guys with money, or fame, or status, from DJs to bar owners. Like all girls they love attention, so much that they change their FACEBOOK name from the stupid nickname they have been using since I’ve had her on FACEBOOK – to her actual fucking name so people can find her… Not humiliated by her new fame..but loving that it went viral and everyone is finally talking about her. She’s been waiting for this moment all her life. This is her big hit, the 5 minutes and we can all hope it leads to a sex tape. Even though she claims she never fucked Kanye. Remember the convenient thing in the story is that Kanye is dropping an album in 3 days, that Kim Kardashian needs this storyline, and that I am sure he’s fucking all kinds of things, mainly men, since he’s not even with Kim Kardashian, it’s all one big media blitz bullshit lie…. What we can gather from her instagram is that – 1 she loves her implants, because they make her face worth looking at. They get her all the tips and male attention so she shows them off. They are her BFF. 2 she likes when black guys ride the back of her canoe. 3 she has a thing for monkeys 4 she loves money 5 she loves headlining DJs. Here are her top 37 Instagram pics, cuz this shit hits close to home and I’m gonna cover it. Even if it doesn’t matter, is all lies, I just appreciate implants making moves…in the most simplistic and hilarious ways. IT’s nice to see dreams come true via vagina or by lying about her vagina,or by someone else lying about her vagina…because I have a feeling she didn’t even bang him….but I’ll ride this story hard.
