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Woman Addicted to Abortions is My Kind of Woman of the Day

Here’s a story I just jerked off to 15 times because it’s so fucking hot. One for each unborn child because this is an addiction I can handle any of my girlfriends to have, cuz everyone knows babies are the worst kind of STD, even worse that AIDS, because AIDS doesn’t make you change its diaper or buy it Christmas presents or even pay for it’s College education or listen to the fucker whine and cry, it just kills you without all the bullshit…..so read this story, you’ll probably like it. 40-year-old Irene.

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How ‘Wild Thing’ King Max Records Landed the Role

The 12-year-old from Portland ruled a Nerf gun battle to hit the imaginary screen world of Maurice Sendak’s furry characters

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Truth or Hot Air: Balloon Boy’s Father Speaks Out

Amid speculation that it was a publicity stunt, Richard Heene tells his story

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Fresh Prince of the Air

I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I took off in a balloon filled with hot air… Now that he was found alive, it's time to milk this story for as many laughs as possible. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day

Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s beer money hasn’t worked enough for your liking….it’s a typical cry for attention that you see bottom feeders like Tila Tequila and Aubry O’Day hustle, it’s the basis of Paris Hilton’s career, and the whole thing is pretty fuckin’ obvious, ideally, I’d like to see her fisting her fat dyke pussy, but I guess that’s too much to ask, she’s got an image to maintain. On the positive side of things, she has threatened to stop using twitter, but we all know if you really want to stop using twitter, you just stop using it, and you don’t threaten to stop using it, like a suicidal person calling a suicide hotline, who never actually wanted to kill himself, but wanted to talk to someone since all his friends dropped his whining ass.

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Bernie Madoff, Prison Brawler

Incarcerated real estate bellwether Bernie Madoff reportedly got into a fist-throwing prison brawl ! Which could more accurately be characterized as “two elderly men poking each other angrily while discussing financial strategies.” Assuming it actually happened. Gang war! This is a New York Post exclusive from a prison snitch source —and that combo last wowed the world with the story about how Madoff has cancer , which turned out to be false

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Randy Jackson: Money, That’s Not What I Want

Filed under: Michael Jackson Everyone expected the Jacksons to wage internal war over who gets what part of Michael’s estate … but Randy Jackson claims — they already have enough money.Randy was reacting to our story yesterday — revealing that Katherine Jackson’s 40% cut of …

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I, Lorenzo, Will Not Punish You for Porn…

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Shauna Sand , Exclusives TMZ has learned Lorenzo Lamas went absolutely ballistic on Shauna Sand this morning — unloading a verbal assault on his baby mama over her sex tape … but unlike the porn, it was Shauna who got the happy ending in this story.It all went down at …

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Brooke Burns’ Doggie — FOUND!

Filed under: Critters , Exclusives Finally — a dog tale with a happy ending … Brooke Burns has FOUND her missing doggie!!! Here’s the crazy part — the dog was found by Brooke’s groomer’s client’s neighbor ..

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Weird Fucking Story of a Man Addicted to Amputation of the Day

This story freaks me the fuck out…. Alex Mensaert, 39 is addicted to amputation and his wife Melissa doesn’t mind. Over a decade ago Alex was hit by a car and woke in hospital to find one of his legs had been amputated.

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Weird Fucking Story of a Man Addicted to Amputation of the Day