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Anna Paquin’s Shitty Bisexual Nipple in the Ocean of the Day

I hate bitches who swim in their shorts and t-shirts…I see it at the beach, the public pool, the waterpark, pretty much everywhere and I drives me fucking crazy no matter how ugly or gross or scared of the sun the body of the bitch is…. I understand it’s some insecurity shit that bitches with horrible bodies think make them look better than wearing an actual bikini, but the ill fitting wetness of swimming in your clothes like a fucking Muslim woman who isn’t allowed to show skin, makes she worse….Not to mention it isn’t feminine and I guess I should expect that from a closet Lesbian/openly bisexual cuz that’s step one to accepting your a fucking lesbian…who is built like a dude…and now swimming like a dude who doesn’t want to get a sunburn… I have went swimming with an uptight, sloppy bodied, lesbian once years ago….she didn’t want to wear a bathing suit, because it went against her lesbian grain….and she jumped in with shorts and a t-shirt that ended up turning see through…like Anna Paquin’s top…showing the whole group her nipples and bush…only to run off crying when I pointed out that her strategy to cover up by not wearing a bathing suit like a normal person was a backfire for her but win for all of us…. Either way, here’s her nipple, cuz ugly tit and horrible body or not, nipple is nipple… Pics via Bauer

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Anna Paquin’s Shitty Bisexual Nipple in the Ocean of the Day

Jennifer Lopez’s Sweet Cougar Cleavage

I don’t normally put Jennifer Lopez up on the site, mostly because she’s old and never gives us any good shots of her big ass, but if she’s going to be walking around town in outfits like this that show off her awesome cougar cleavage I may have to rethink my strategy. This cougar looks like she’s ready to pounce and I can think of one celebrity blogger who would be perfect for who to devour. I’ll even shower first. Call me.

Kelly Brook Is Classy Even Without A Bra

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Kelly Brook from this close up, I always thought she was just boobs and ass, but she’s actually a lot more glamorous than I thought. She’s a classy lady, a braless classy lady, I guess I’m going to have to change my strategy for picking this one up, a box of wine just isn’t going to cut it. Perhaps a bag of oysters, some Barry Manilow on the iPod , a nice bottle of Chateau Libido and a scenic drive through Amish country in mother’s mini van. I wonder if she has an iPod I could borrow. Call me.

Mischa Barton is Gonna Die Soon of the Day

I’ve put Mischa Barton on Death Watch and the whole thing is very exciting to me. Call me a psycho if you want, but the reality is that I get excited when these celebrities die. I don’t have any on impact on their ultimate self-destruction, I’m irrelevant in their lives, so I don’t feel guilty about how they spend all their bullshit TV or Movie money on drugs, alcohol and in Mischa Barton’s case – baked goods, until eventually their bodies give out on them.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Fight is Inspiring of the Day

I am not going to lie, I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lindsay Lohan.

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Ashley Greene for Marie Claire of the Day

Ashley Greene was in a Marie Claire photoshoot and if you don’t mind girls with big dumbo ears talking about what she wears in a boring fucking photoshoot video and if you’re into the hot girl from Twilight, a movie with not hot girls in it because hot girls will take away from their strategy to seduce young 15 year girls into buying into their bullshit franchise by not having girls outrageously hot that they can’t actually relate to, then this video is for you….

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Show and Sell: The Secret to Apple’s Magic

Flash an exotic prototype, then—Presto!—get people to buy your more boring stuff. That kind of thinking still rules at most electronics companies. Apple under Steve Jobs only shows off actual products.

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Sophie Turner is Still Trying to Be Famous of the Day

I wrote this post on Sophie Turner last week, that I ended up deleting because she doesn’t like being called a pornstar and I was at risk of getting sued…. Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn.

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in Whore Boots of the Day

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues…. Today she decided to try to distract us from her face by wearing whore boots, a short skirt and a little leg skin, which was a pretty good strategy that almost worked, but we’re a little more clever than that, mainly because we’re not her 14 year old fan base, and shit should be taken up a notch next time she tries to pull a fast one, ideally showing off some vagina lip. We may be really easy to please with our low standards and horniness and showing a little skin, almost fooled us into thinking she’s actually decent lookin, but I hear this strategy is a lot more effective after when we’re shown pictures of fingers inside a spread open cunt

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Miley Cyrus and her Inappropriate Christmas Shorts of the Day

As an adult male, I get a lot of slack for sexualizing these 17 year old girls, even though we’re genetically programmed to want young and fertile pussy, the law works against us, at least in the USA because in Canada we can do whatever the fuck we want as long as it is consensual, and in my case consensual involves a whole lot of booze and downers but that’s got nothing to for with the point of this post…. The point of the post is to say that when a 17 year old dresses like this to events, or everyday or whenever, it is unnatural for a heterosexual man to not notice.

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