Hazel E Was Fired From LHHH Weeks Before Her BS Well, no wonder she was acting out . Despite reports that Mona Scott Young had decided to give Hazel E the boot over her inflammatory comments regarding homozexuals and hateful remarks about women with darker skin tones…it looks like she already didn’t have a job anyway. Yes, it appears after a full season of delusional dust-kicking and repeated self-embarrassment , Hazel E was already given her walking papers by Mona Scott and Vh1 Production sources tell TMZ that Hazel had already rubbed production the wrong way during the taping of the reunion show…and they officially made the decision to get rid of her on October 4th — two full weeks before she committed social media seppuku with her ridiculous rant. Oh, and word on the street is, that little ShoeDazzle deal she keeps trying to tout as her crowning career glory is donezo as well: Welp, since shes’ such a boss and runs LA…none of this should matter, right? Getty
Farrah Abraham is probably the most ambitious out of all the Teen Mom ladies. She's opened several business within the last year, she made sure to capitalize on her fame by releasing that sex tape after the first run of Teen Mom was cancelled … When the sex tape was successful, she actually made molds of her genitals so she could sell her very own sex toys. The girl's got some hustle, that much is undeniable. Farrah is so serious about her career that she's even completed the ultimate business-minded person's rite of passage: she went and lied her ass off on her LinkedIn profile. What's that? You've never seen her LinkedIn profile? Well, then sit back, relax, and allow us to take you on a journey through one of the most strange and magical places on the internet … 1. Your Girl Farrah There she is! Her profile picture is recent, which we all know is important. Her most recent gig is listed right there — her upcoming MTV dating show — and she’s got lots of connections. Maybe this will actually be fine! 2. It’s All Downhill from Here … But when you scroll down a little bit, you get to her summary — the part of the profile where she tells us all about herself and her background. And it’s … well, it’s not good. 3. Humble Beginnings “I once saw a boy run a lemonade Stand on a corner,” she writes of her very first job. “I opened my own and took all of his business and made the local news paper by being sweet & savvy! Plus I hired the neighbor kids to help me and started other local neighborhood businesses.” 4. The Cart Girl “I was once the cart girl at a grocery store starting at minimum wage and corperate America & had to apply 3 times before getting the job, then worked my way up the ladder to bag sacker, cashier, catering and food sampler,” she recounts of her next gig. “Today I’ve had my own products being sold in whole foods and grocery stores, selling out.” Sure, Farrah. Sure. 5. The Modesty! “I was once the girl buying all those magazines and now I’m on the cover and in magazines and am the star of every occasion,” Farrah says. “I once strived to be the best in reality television and now I’m the top reality star and top 10 listed female celebrity in the nation.” The top 10 listed female celebrity, guys. That’s how important Farrah Abraham is. 6. Can She Read Though? “I once couldn’t finish a book,” she reveals, “and now I made the New York Times Best Sellers List and wrote a memoir, trilogy and children’s book.” Don’t brag too hard, girl. You may have “written” a “book,” but you’re still not all that great at stringing a sentence together. Finish more books. View Slideshow
Farrah Abraham is probably the most ambitious out of all the Teen Mom ladies. She's opened several business within the last year, she made sure to capitalize on her fame by releasing that sex tape after the first run of Teen Mom was cancelled … When the sex tape was successful, she actually made molds of her genitals so she could sell her very own sex toys. The girl's got some hustle, that much is undeniable. Farrah is so serious about her career that she's even completed the ultimate business-minded person's rite of passage: she went and lied her ass off on her LinkedIn profile. What's that? You've never seen her LinkedIn profile? Well, then sit back, relax, and allow us to take you on a journey through one of the most strange and magical places on the internet … 1. Your Girl Farrah There she is! Her profile picture is recent, which we all know is important. Her most recent gig is listed right there — her upcoming MTV dating show — and she’s got lots of connections. Maybe this will actually be fine! 2. It’s All Downhill from Here … But when you scroll down a little bit, you get to her summary — the part of the profile where she tells us all about herself and her background. And it’s … well, it’s not good. 3. Humble Beginnings “I once saw a boy run a lemonade Stand on a corner,” she writes of her very first job. “I opened my own and took all of his business and made the local news paper by being sweet & savvy! Plus I hired the neighbor kids to help me and started other local neighborhood businesses.” 4. The Cart Girl “I was once the cart girl at a grocery store starting at minimum wage and corperate America & had to apply 3 times before getting the job, then worked my way up the ladder to bag sacker, cashier, catering and food sampler,” she recounts of her next gig. “Today I’ve had my own products being sold in whole foods and grocery stores, selling out.” Sure, Farrah. Sure. 5. The Modesty! “I was once the girl buying all those magazines and now I’m on the cover and in magazines and am the star of every occasion,” Farrah says. “I once strived to be the best in reality television and now I’m the top reality star and top 10 listed female celebrity in the nation.” The top 10 listed female celebrity, guys. That’s how important Farrah Abraham is. 6. Can She Read Though? “I once couldn’t finish a book,” she reveals, “and now I made the New York Times Best Sellers List and wrote a memoir, trilogy and children’s book.” Don’t brag too hard, girl. You may have “written” a “book,” but you’re still not all that great at stringing a sentence together. Finish more books. View Slideshow
When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting – where she can casually walk out of a venue, wearing a bra – like she’s fashionable and on trend – all while not looking at the camera so it looks casual…like she’s not involved in this plan…even though…she is the fucking plan…she mastered it…and it’s not even that great of a plan..but girl is out on the street in a bra and that matters to perverts like me…it really fucking matters. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Culpo in a Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I saw these pictures earlier, and didin’t see any nipple. I was like who’s that big overrated actress over there in the crazy decorative like vomit after eating too many candies, and can I see her tits – or is that just a reflection from the flash… Then I thought, well this is Margot Robbie and she is only famous for being the hot wife who is naked in Wolf of Wall Street – a role anyone could have done but this one must of done on a Weinstein Girl level to actually continue to exist…you know sell that soul..so maybe I do see tit…or is that just an optical illusion like when you stare at the black dot too long…I couldn’t figure it out, I put so much time into it, going back and forth, drawing Venn Diagrams and shit…and as it turns out there’s actually nipple hidden amonst the sequins….that sly, clever, subtle Australian trash turned Hollywood gold..she really got us good… Too bad she’s not hotter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Apparently You Can See Margot Robbie Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne showed off her mangled acne ridden face after getting a new lip….because that’s what all the kids are up to and I am sure they have been into it for a long time..as I remember fucking an 18 year old about a decade ago and she used to put cinnamon on her face…even though she already had lips in a weird body dismorphia that has left her looking like a clown thanks to the accessibility of plastic surgery.. That said, she also got her foot tattooed and from what I know about people, they fucking love feet, fucking internet perverts see a foot and go fucking nutty over it…It’s a crazy world we live in…all these feet loving weirdos…and the slutty Disney kids who pander to it….designed to tease that cock…so eat it up…thats what she wants you to do…but not really – because if she met you in person she’d be terrified of you. Videos: The post Bella Thorne Foot Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Amber Heard is filming Aquaman or some shit she doesn’t deserve to be in – because she’s an opportunistic slut who fucked her way to Johnny Depp, threw him under the bus after all he did for her, made him look like a villain, and took a lot of money from him…because that’s what Black Widows who know how to fuck dudes do… She then went onto Elon Musk billionaire, who I am sure she fucked the autism right out of, because clearly girl knows how to fuck men hard enough to make them sign checks and give into her nonsense…manipulate them…she is an actor.. Well, apparently, she’s got some new dude she fucks to feed her ego, probably a billionaire, and their makeout, intense makeout captured on video by the people next door…and this video may get her MUSK allowance cut off, that’s the only reason I am trying to do my part to get it seen…because it’d be nice to see her life ruined and her working like the hooker that she is…on the street corner.. The post Amber Heard Making Out with Dude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Prasit photo / Getty Big brother keeps getting bigger. China is the first major government to go all in on surveillance, installing over 20 million cameras with artificial intelligence that can scan and recognize faces, license plates and more on the street. DailyMail has more info on the project, which can be used to identify a person’s age, gender and clothes and track them throughout the day.
Who is Margot Robbie and why does she matter. She came out of no where and became something that matters in the Hollywood industry…which is pretty lucrative. Getting booked for all the movies ever made, while coming out of no where, means one simple thing…she fucks top level execs or just cockteases them hard enough….gets into their head..because she is not that hot, talented or interesting..and her first role as the naked wife in Wolf Of Wall Street did not justify any of what followed for her…it’s some sell your soul to the devil shit that makes no sense to me shit… Well here she is not hot at a premiere…because why not fill our days with questions of why a bitch is famous…when she’s cashing the fuck in… WHO DID SHE FUCK….WHO DID SHE FUCK….WHY DOES SHE EXIST… The post Margot Robbie is a Slimy Bitch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Naked Berkley Protestor Fighting for Naked Rights… An Asshole Left his Dog on the Side of the Road in Dallas – FIND HIM KILL HIM Drunk Fight Mother Goat Still Loves her Mutant Goat The Woman Who Wants to Give her PUMPUM a Break Man Trying to Rescue Shark Woman Gets Taken Out by Car Because She’s Not Good at Crossing the Street The post Brazilan Babe and her Flash – I Wonder if Victoria’s Secret is Hiring Her….and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
