The Harlem Shake videos are taking over the internet…and since I am on the internet all day…I figured I’d compile the top 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos featuring bikinis….that I like to also call the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos with bikinis I could find…. 7 – The Girls Gone Wild Hotel Party GirlsGoneWild is still here….and they are doing hotel parties a little different than their infomercial past….they are doing it with the harlem shake…. 6 – The Czech Fitness Girl…. I mean this stripper who gives fitness tips with her stripper body that is no longer stripping because it found youtube…can Harlem Shake too…. 5- The College Coeds- This reminds me of a group of party girl college kids…and I like it…because I never leave the house or go to college parties…but should…it’s all about Yellow bikini in the back. 4- The Sweatshop This reminds me of some asian factory or sweatshop where people are exploited for 2 dollars an hour or less to make you your designer clothes version…..you know the factory foreman gets all the blowjobs 3- The Photoshoot Here’s a bunch of Playboy girls on set doing the harlem shake….you know when not exploiting their bodies for money and low level fame…. 2- The hipster Apartment I don’t know if this is really a hipster apartment, but it is a shitty fucking apartment….making me wonder why girls would even be hanging with these dudes..but then I am reminded…it’s cool to be poor. 1- The Boat Crash I am just a sick fuck and this boat accident footage always makes me laugh…and always wins in top 10 video lists…cuz it is so ridiculous….I like the mask / helmet the edited on her…amazing Ultimate Numnber 1 – Girl Who Thinks She’s a Cat of the DAy Here’s a girl in her bikini screaming “Drew” on repeat….and I think this video is the best thing to happen…..especially when she stops screaming her friends name…and starts singing about being tall and skinny and her waist and titties…..all out of breath before doing the Harlem Shake.
OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…
A pregnant stripper fought another dancer over a $1 tip at the Silk Exotic nightclub in Juneau, Wisconsin. According to news reports, the brawl started…
Just as it was shaping up to be a skin-free week on the boob tube, Dexter saved the day with a nude scene from Katia Winter . Katia has been playing Nadia, a Russian stripper at a club the cops have been investigating, but this is the first time she’s flashed her funbags on the show. It’s just a brief glimpse of Katia doing the topless bump-and-grind onstage, but her spotlights prove to be worth every penny! Also on Dexter , femme fatale Yvonne Strahovski was completely nude on the kill table, but managed to keep all of her breast parts strategically covered. Still, there is enough sideboob showing to make you feel like a splatter expert! See pics after the jump!
It’s All Hallows Eve Eve, but it’s just another week of French porn stars blowing guys in Afro wigs on DVD and Blu-ray: The lone tip of the hat to Halloween is Mia Farrow (or her body double)’s trick or teats in the Satanic classic Rosemary’s Baby (1968), nude on Blu-ray. Also nude this week is the real-sex extravaganza Infidelity: Sex Stories 2 (2012), which features French femmes like Rebecca Lord SKINgaged in hardcore sex acts like that hummer we mentioned earlier. Not nude but notable this week on DVD and Blu-ray, Salma Hayek steams up the screen as a stripper in Americano (2012), Kate Lang Johnson and Amelia Jackson-Gray turn electoral politics into erectoral politics in The Campaign (2012), and sexy pixie Zoe Kazan parades around in her skivvies in Ruby Sparks (2012). More after the jump!
Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
On The Real Housewives of New Jersey “Reunion Part 3” we finally learn who really worked as a stripper in college. We recap all of the screeching accusations and surprising revelations in our THG +/- review. The Real Housewives husbands arrive and it isn’t long before they are all yelling at one another to “shut the f**k up!” Minus 12 . If only any of them would listen. the We continue to rehash the season as we see Kathy explain that in Jersey it’s proper to say someone in the family is “going away” instead of “going to jail.” Minus 11 . How many members of your family have to frequent a jail cell for you to come up with a separate term for it? Teresa swears she doesn’t go to the press with her personal life…they come to her. Duh. That doesn’t mean you have to answer them. But wait, I suppose if you want to cash their checks then answers are required. It’s both sad and funny that Teresa insists she’s asked her family not to talk about her family’s legal problems in the press but she talks about it in magazine and on TV. Minus 10. It’s almost as funny as Teresa insisting she’s never called Melissa a stripper. Why isn’t Bravo playing a montage of clips where Teresa has said exactly that? Minus 8. Joe Guicide is as eloquent as ever. When Andy asks him how he feels about possibly facing 10 years in prison, Joe responds with, “Yeah, whatever.” He also says the prosecutor can stick his plea deal. Time will tell if that’s a foolish answer. Teresa says they haven’t told their girls anything about this. Minus 15 . I hope she’s lying about that because you know the kids are hearing about it at school. It would be cruel for their parents not to prepare them for that. The feud between the Laurita’s and Guidice’s heats up as Joe says that Chris met Jacqueline in Vegas when she was working as a stripper. Jacqueline swears it’s a lie and shoots back with, “You piece of low life sh*t. And I hope you go to jail.” Plus 10 for clarity because the battle lines don’t get drawn much clearer than that. All of the stripper accusations prompt Joe Gorga to ask what’s the big problem with being a stripper? Chris Laurita one ups him with the best line of the night when he says, “We’re talking about strippers like we’re talking about serial killers.” Plus 20 . Very funny. But someone on that stage was a stripper. Can we get a drum roll for the big reveal? The Real Housewives stripper is…Joe Gorga. Plus 22 . Can’t you just picture exhibitionist Joe as a Chippendale dancer. He did it in college and has no problem admitting it. He made good money and had a lot of fun. I can’t stop laughing just thinking about it. It wasn’t Teresa’s sister-in-law who was the stripper. It was her brother. Things almost get boring as the men call one another bums and debate who grabbed whose crotch first in their drunken brawls. Minus 9. Does anyone really care? Finally Kim D takes the stage and minus 13 for giving this women the 15 minutes of fame she’s so desperately searching for. She doesn’t deserve it. Kim does admit she’s holding a grudge against Melissa for endorsing her competitor. Wow! Talk about being a vengeful b*tch. Then she claims that Angelo’s visit wasn’t a set up. It was just very convenient. Minus 12. Is anyone buying that? Caroline admits that after the fashion show incident, Kim D told her Teresa knew something was going down concerning Melissa. Then the screeching starts again and poor Andy must be deaf in one ear. Melissa says she’ll never even look at Teresa again. Teresa wants her to promise. Andy says this is a show about family. Minus 10. Yeah, the most dysfunctional family in history. Even as this ridiculous season comes to a close, Caroline insists that, “When there’s love there’s hope.” No offense, Caroline but I don’t think I’m going to hold my breath. We’ll have to wait and see who returns for season five. Bye bye to Jersey for now. Episode total = -48! Season total = -530!
Hey remember when I did that Bar Refaeli post 4 minutes ago about how she used her tits to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame into a line of underwear she’s pushing aggressively, cuz might as well make all the money you can when you can….it’s simple business lessons many Israelis will teach you if you let them…… While, here’s the new vagina Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking, because he can, and might as well, stick his dick in all these half naked models who get paid to be half naked, cuz why bother lookin for pussy on your own, when you have model scouts out there and big brands like Victoria’s Secret out there doing the work for you…not tha someone like Leonardo DiCaprio would exclusively fuck one model…when he has the option to fuck all models…but this is his public number one…and she’s in a bikini showing you why she’s a star fucking model….it’s all in her body. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the paparazzi to get her stripper fix….and justify her fake tits….cuz male attention is her thing….who the UFC has hired to be their front….to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….you know to help the closet case fans who get boners for the shit….still come across straight to their peers cuz homosexual rings must remain secret…keeping the downlow like this was the 50s and Arianny Celeste was our wife and family while taking loads in our asses behind the local gas station….if you know what I mean…..
Here’s Jodie Marsh modeling for Loaded UK and I know what you are thinking….a bitch wih tits this big and a body this ripped must have been molested as a child, or maybe even raped and beaten by various ex boyfriends, because she screams damaged….why would she dedicate to make a spectacle out of herself….committed to looking like a stripper covered in ghetto tattoos that you’d assume is on welfare trying to support her 4 kids with various dads cuz her stripper money goes up her nose….kinda thing….but that’s cuz you’re a jerk. I have spent a lot of time in strip clubs and I’d tend to agree that the ripped, loud hair, inked up bitch with stupid tits, thinks she’s the hottest thing in the place, even when she’s not, cuz she thinks the effort and work ad money she puts into herself is an investment, even though sometimes, there’s no return on the shit….but the reality she is in the magazines…so it must be working for her…..and here she is in Loaded September….a little scary, a little sexy….all muscle and silicone….
