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Tiiu Kuik Gets Naked for a Fashion Film of the Day

Tiiu from Daemian & Christine on Vimeo . I know since you people have the culture and substance of retarded kids who live in a backwoods shack cuz their parents are siblings, you’ll find almost as much joy in this fashion film starring a naked woman with a stupid name, as you do in jerking off with pig shit when you’re not banging your retard head against the walll…. Beautifully shot, interesting and confusing art fag storylines you’d find in a museum or being discussed over a cup of expensive coffee is exactly what your poor white trash ass is about…. But when there’s nudity masked as high art, even if art is a bullshit concept people made up so they don’t have to get real jobs, it’s always awesome, cuz I can ignore the pretentious bullshit that comes with it… Enjoy…

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Shakira in a Bikini Featuring Dizzee Rascal of the Day

I’ve been a big fan of Dizzee Rascal’s music for at least 10 years. I have never been a fan of Shakira’s music, she makes this stupid sounding voice that makes me feel like I’m watching a cartoon or some shit…I haven’t even really been a fan of her look, I find it irritating and if I’m gonna lust over a Spic bitch, she’s gonna look like a Spic bitch and not a trying to be white cuz it makes her money bitch…but she does do slutty dance and everyone goes crazy for her moves so here’s her new video for you to jerk off to, cuz helping you jerk off is the gayest shit I’ve done all day.

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Chloe Mafia X-Factor Whore of the Day

Here is some trashy publicity stunt scandal for X-Factor….which I assume is som UK show, at least based on this trashy fucking bronzered out pig of a girl who they are saying was a drunken whore….but who I just think saw one too many episodes of Jersey Shore and figured she could lay the groundwork for a UK version called “Bad Tooth Shore”…. Here’s the bullshit story./. Chloe Mafia – who is accused of being a prostitute – get axed off the show after she arrived late for boot camp practice allegedly smelling strongly of alcohol. The 19-year-old dancer, from Wakefield, West Yorks., is said to have then given a shambolic performance of Beyonce Knowles’ hit Wishing HEre are her personal pics that I am posting cuz I love this kind of tacky club whores….because they look like clowns…and fuck on camera….enjoy

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Mariah Carey Falls on Stage of the Day

Based on her thickness, she should be happy the stage didn’t fall from her weight, but instead she just had a sloppy medicated tumble, with titty everywhere, and handlers there to pick her up and annother one to fix her shoes as she sings and the whole thing was lovely but would have been better if there was a little more vagina, a little less of a team of experts to guide her through the incident, and maybe ever a little kick her while she’s down dick in her mouth, cuz you know the best time to cock slap a bitch is when she’s struggling to get up cuz of her stupid high heels she wears to lean up… Either way, good times. If the video doesn’t work – Follow This Link GO

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Selena Gomez Is Too Cute To Be 18

I still can’t believe that Selena Gomez is eighteen years old, she’s way too cute to be an adult, she looks like she should be selling cookies door to door with her little friends. That sounded a lot less creepy in my head, but I’d definitely buy a few boxes from her. For some reason that sounded just as creepy, I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

Coco’s Got a Sister of the Day

I guess it would only make sense that Coco’s sister would be as ridiculous as her, I mean when you come from the same broken home where your daddy makes you sit on his lap nude every night before bed, you kinda develop the same level of morals and values, and when one of you succeeds for being a trashcan prostitute, the other takes the lead on the shit and tries to get a rapper to hire her as a wife too, so that the world can stare at her stupid fat ass her white trash daddy probably fucked and wonder if it’s fat or ass implants…Girls like this irritate me…but broken homes are like porn to me…leaving me torn and confused….here are the sisters posing together like daddy used to make them pose growing up….and people say molesting kids is bad…without molesting we wouldn’t have porn, sluts, or the girls you all love….

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Holly Madison’s Twitter Tits of the Day

I don’t think you should get excited or even notice when a useless Playboy whore is showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini. It’s like bitch is known for being naked, before distracting us from that by getting her own TV show….but the core of her is the fact that she gets naked for money…and the core of Playboy is booking this stripper looking girls with fake tits…like it was the fucking 1990s…when we’ve all moved on from that fantasy… I am mad at myself for posting this obvious attempt to get twitter followers…even though when bitch is a fucking slut who gets naked for money and she’s not getting naked for her fans when it’s her job…she’s failed…. These should be pictures of her giving a pussy puppet show like the whore she is….and I’m not just saying that cuz I think all girls are whores….she’s pretty much proven it by everything about her career….but I got nothing better to put pictures of so here it is…

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Rihanna’s Gutter Body Out in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna is fucking garbage. She’s from a poor trashy family on a beautiful Caribbean island. She’s gutter as fuck and the locals told me that the story behind Rihanna was that she was an underage prostitute at the local Karaoke bars…and her tricks landed her a record deal for someone who didn’t want to go to jail. I don’t know how true that is, but it makes fucking sense, especially when you take into account her stupid tattoos and stupid hair that scream standing in line for child support checks to support your 10 illegit kids…. It’s disgusting, she’s done, but you may dig it, cuz she’s in a bikini…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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AnnaLynne McCord Has Nice Jugs

Get it? Cause she’s lugging around a big jug of milk? Maybe that joke was a little too high brow for you guys, I’ll dumb it down next time. Anyhow, forget about the stupid milk and focus on the fact that AnnaLynne McCord is walking around in a little skirt and she’s looking good doing it. Not to mention that because her hands are full she’s not able to blow retarded kisses to the camera like she usually does to annoy the hell out of me. Good thing for small miracles.

Vanessa Hudgens Covers Up The Good Parts

What the hell is this garbage? I thought Vanessa Hudgens was supposed to be one of the next Hollywood hotties, if so, this is not the way to do things. Hot young starlets are supposed to walk around in short shorts or tight skirts, not something you’d see in a TV movie about Operation Desert Storm . At the very least lose the stupid scarf, it’s summer time, give us something to look at. No matter how small and insignificant they are, we still like to look at boobies. They’re like snowflakes, no two pairs are alike.