Tag Archives: style

The Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Lesbian Conspiracy

The eldest biological child of noted celebrity couple Brangelina has a short haircut and likes to wear camo. She is therefore a 3-year-old lesbian, according to Life & Style, and we should all hate Angelina Jolie more than we already do, because this is both a problem and her fault. View

Playgirl Wants Jon Gosselin Nude … and Cheap

Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston are both on the hook for hefty support payments. Will the former follow the latter’s lead and decide to get naked for Playgirl? If so, the reality star probably shouldn’t expect a huge payday. “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000,” Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style . “His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very well endowed .” “Honestly, it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.” Ya think? That may be the funniest quote of all time. By our calculations, and from what we’ve seen (disgustingly), the going rate is about $10,000 per inch. Eh, eh? Are we right, Hailey Glassman ? Up top, girl! PLAYGIRL BOUND? Will we see Jon Gosselin nude in that fine magazine? We can only hope, right ladies? Hello? Is anyone there? [Crickets] [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Read more:
Playgirl Wants Jon Gosselin Nude … and Cheap

American Idol: Girls Drool [Recaps]

Last night it was time for the women to sing for their beautiful, diamond-encrusted supper. How’d they do? Ohh, you know, this is the Season of Horrors, so not terribly well. But not terribly, either. There’s been much brouhaha-ing about how this is going to be a year where a lady wins. Because it’s been three long seasons since Jordin Sparks was given a seat in Rupert Murdoch’s flying Rapture bunker, the producers have been intent on giving the crown to a girl this time around. Can they do it? Judging by last night’s festivities, no. No they cannot. But neither can the guys! No one can win this year! So, equality of the sexes has finally been reached. Way to run headfirst into that glass ceiling and tumble through it, ladies! The main takeaway from last night is that Kara did apparently talk to someone about her hair. It wasn’t the windblown Sebastian Bach-esque mess it was on Tuesday, so we’ve that, at the very least, to be thankful for. Simon still had his usual plains-flat tarmac atop his spiky British head, Randy still threw turtle shells at everyone, and Ellen continued her Orpheus-like descent into the Hades of her career. Ryan Seacrest burbled and moaned, missing his dear boys so very, very much. Where was Carol Brady, and Dimples St. Hotbod, and Kara’s boyfriend, Lady Elephantiasis? They were all sitting in their Chairs of Regret and Ryan couldn’t talk to them. He had to talk to stinky, stupid girls all night. What a bore! How boring! When is summer going to hurry up and get here already? The Good BLUNDERPANTS. She was alive! There were some fears that Crystal would be overcome by her mysterious illness and be unable to perform last night, it’s why the goils switched with the boys on Tuesdee, but those fears were allayed when Boomerslacks was brought out to face the judges, first of the evening. She strapped her guitar to herself and sang a merry warble about things and we all sighed with relief. Wouldn’t it be funny if Crystal Thundertrousers actually won this whole damn ish? Ma Yellowteefs beats all the TeenyPop competition and Vermonts her way up to the throne. I’d like that narrative. It’s a story I’d read. And, hey! Her teefs aren’t so bad anymore! Someone took a laser to her chompin’ stones and done fixed ’em up. Either that or she got dentures. Imagine if someone with dentures won American Idol . It would be the closest a thirteen-year-old girl ever felt to her grandma. “I get you, Gran” she would say, hot hormone tears pouring down her face. Gran would smile and her teeth would fall out and outside a dog would bark and the whole of Indiana would sigh wistfully. Who else was good? Oh, I put a video of the Blair Witch up top because I thought you might like it. The sound’s a little off, but don’t let that distract you. She actually was pretty good last night, that creeeeeepy witch lady with the gray, gray hair. I don’t get her style, never have and never will, but I suppose that doesn’t really matter. Or maybe it does. Last year I sort of wildly hated Adam Lambert, largely because he dressed like a 25th century space merchant and it was stupid. I suppose I am maybe that shallow. But in the case of Elizabeth Proctor up there… I don’t mind so much. She’s scary and Halloweeny, but sometimes we’re all a little scary and Halloweeny. We should forgive her that. We should not, however, forgive anyone for singing a song from 1964 on American Idol . I’m calling a moratorium. You are only allowed to sing things from the last twenty years. Srsly, if I have to hear any more Sam Cooke or “My Girl” or Janis Joplin on Idol ever again, I’m going to throw myself into the TV, and then I’ll be like John Ritter in that Stay Tuned movie, stuck forever in a hellish televisionscape, at the merciless whims of a devilish Jeffery Jones. And i don’t want that. That Delamor character was a surprising success last night! She didn’t sing that well, but she chose an interesting song. I mean Creed as a band is really only for mushy-hearted youth faith leaders from Ohio (who wear waffle crosses and are named Luke or Jared and wear cargo shorts and flipflops until November and shirts with lone stripes running across the top-middle and have tickets to the Dave Matthews concert in Columbus if you want to go, he’s always liked you since Mr. Radnor’s geometry class but he’s been too much of a vaguely sissified gentleman to ask you out until now, until this gauzy spring of senior year, and soon you’ll both be off at college, you at OSU and he at Miami, and then where will you be, where will any of us be?) but it was cool to see Delamor slow that shit down and strip it of all the swooping faux-grandeur. She did a nice job. Simon even said so. Good on you, Delamor! Perhaps you’ll be dimly dazzling us in the Top 12 rodeo. Perhaps perhaps perhaps. The Bad Red Hair McGee, come here for a second. No, it’s OK. I just want to talk to you. Hey. How are you? Having fun? Like being on TV? Good, good. Now look. What the red hot fuck was that last night? The judges told Lacey to sing in the style of Six Pence None the Richer (a known Christian band that Jared/Luke will put slyly on the radio when you are driving home from Columbus [you went!] and he will turn to you and smile and it will be goofy and sad, in the way nice things are) last week, and so she did just that. She sang “Kiss Me.” Remember that hot mess? It’s from the She’s All That Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, and it’s a piece of garbage — all twitty tinkle and sagging white Christmas lights. And Lacey didn’t do well with it. It came across really schmoozy and stupid and she was wearing a white version of Michael Jackson’s costume from the “Scream” video. There’s something I sincerely do not like about Lacey. Her hair is… I can’t really even go into the hair. (Jared/Luke’s sister, Tara, has the same hair. She moved to Akron after high school and takes a flew classes at the college, but mostly she works at SuperCuts and drives the lonely strip of Montrose at night. Sometimes for dinner it is Chili’s with Darren, who seems strangely cold now. And sometimes it is Red Robin with Dawn, who is getting bigger and who seems to be giving up, who doesn’t talk about London and Jane Austen anymore like she used to in high school, lying on Tara’s bed and staring up at the ceiling and dreaming about the future. Tara sits across the table from her, barely touching her burger, and she runs a hand through her piecey, choppy hair and she wonders what Jared/Luke is doing, if he ever asked that girl out, if he ever actually feels closer to God than she does.) I also really didn’t like the Stevens girl from CT. You know, the teen belter with the big coffee voice that belies her youth and is strangely unsettling? Yeah. She bothers me. Her little intro package was sooo fake and smug. Ick. You do not want to be in Middlebury High’s production of Pippin with her next fall. Trust. I Don’t Know What to Say Did you guys like that Epperly girl’s gonzo white piano Coldplay fiasco? I suppose fiasco is a strong word. But it was just so strange. Like, she sounded good and all? But… It just didn’t fit. Something was weird and wonky and off about it. It was so Grandiose. Epperly is Having a Moment. This is an unpleasant thought. That Epperly will have Moments on this show. That some of these people will have Moments all the way through, clear to May. Epperly made me realize just how much I don’t really get any of these Moment whittlers. All desperate-eyed and hungry. It’s unbecoming. That’s what Epperly’s performance was. Unbecoming . It was so needy. Eugh. Requisite Haeley Vaugh Section She sang “The Climb,” by Miley Cyrus. Of course she did. She’s so annoying. We get it, Haeley. You are Teen America. Your name is Haeley for Christ’s sake. That’s enough to know. We don’t need additional, mangled song evidence. “Haeley” says everything about you that you’d ever want us to know. Haeley. Internet iPod Twitter text feelings and blowjob parties! Teen Issues! Degrassi is lame and Justin Bieber is for 8th graders! I think Tim Urban asked me to give him a handjob in the rehearsal studio the other day and I think Ryan was watching from behind an old portrait! Teen Stuff! Haeley! We get it. We get it . Other People Sang Does anyone remember who?

Read the original post:
American Idol: Girls Drool [Recaps]

Witness Confirms Possible Robsten Neck Nuzzling at Remember Me Premiere

For the second time in a couple weeks, Robert Pattinson has seemingly confirmed his relationship with Kristen Stewart. First, he told a reporter at the BAFTA awards that he and his Twilight Saga star were ” together .” On Monday night, meanwhile, he was asked by Life & Style how he felt about his girlfriend being at the NYC premiere of Remember Me . Rob’s response? It’s nice. But… wait! There’s even more speculation! A witness told the tabloid that Robsten was in full PDA mode inside the theater. “As the lights went down Kristen clapped along with the crowd. She leaned over to Rob and nuzzled her head into his neck,” the source said. “He leaned his head into hers. They looked quietly affectionate and at ease with one another.” As seen here, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart arrived at the Remember Me premiere separately… but they left together! The onlooker added: “During various scenes in the movie, Rob gave Kristen a nudge shoulder to shoulder. It was a cute gesture… Throughout the movie, they each took sips from the same water bottle and they nuzzled into each other’s necks as they whispered and cuddled. It looked like they were kissing each other’s necks at different points in the movie – about six times.” Other reports have indicated the number of possible Pattinson and Stewart neck kisses was closer to four. We’re working the phones as we type this to find out for certain.

Read more:
Witness Confirms Possible Robsten Neck Nuzzling at Remember Me Premiere

‘American Idol’ Top 10 Men Step It Up

Lee Dewyze and Alex Lambert make an impression, while Jermaine Sellers and John Park still don’t get it. By Gil Kaufman Lee Dewyze Photo: Fox Tuesday night’s (March 2) last-minute switcheroo was as good a lesson as any for the “American Idol” top 20 that if you want to be a star, you have to be ready to roll with it. The top 10 women were supposed to perform, but due to an undisclosed illness for Crystal Bowersox — who was under a doctor’s orders to take it easy — the men had to step it up and take the stage a night earlier than usual. After last week’s poorly received first round of live performances, the boys could only go up, so it was anyone’s guess what kind of firepower they were going to bring. Another change? Ellen DeGeneres was on the move again, migrating from her spot at the far end of the table — as distant from foil Simon Cowell as possible — to the middle, right up against Kara DioGuardi, with Randy Jackson providing the bookend. None of the guys used the lineup change as an excuse, and Lee Dewyze and Alex Lambert suddenly surged to the top of the heap as early front-runners Andrew Garcia and Casey James underwhelmed again. Big Michael Lynche, 26, was first, revealing that in addition to working his enormous guns, he went to a performing-arts high school and has always been a musical-theater geek. After not blowing anyone away last week, Lynche came back with James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World,” showing off a previously shaded soulful side and intense performing chops, working the stage and the microphone stand while hitting some powerful sustained notes at the song’s end. Randy said Lynche finally showed some fire in his eyes, giving the personal trainer a standing ovation and dubbing him an R&B star, while Ellen said he set the bar for the night. DioGuardi didn’t really get it until Tuesday night but was finally won over. “Tonight, you went from being a singer to someone who could potentially be a great artist,” she said. Cowell said the new dad transformed from a pussycat to a lion in one week and that, despite choosing a nearly 50-year-old song, he didn’t sound dated and finally found his groove. Chicago’s John Park had a lot of ground to make up after a crash-and-burn performance last week, going more contemporary with John Mayer’s “Gravity,” a spare ballad he performed while seated on a stool. Though he showed moments of soul, overall, Park proved again that his unpredictable voice is not strong enough to take him to the finish line. The vibe was better, but Randy dubbed it flat. Ellen and Kara agreed that it was way better but that Park wasn’t really taking any chances. Simon predicted Park’s singing group Purple Haze would soon have him back. “It was what I call a ‘so what?’ performance,” he said, calling it inauthentic and not star-quality. Cowboy cutie Casey James, who said he’d never watched “Idol” before trying out because he hasn’t had a TV for most of his life, chose a song that has been performed a number of times on the show, hoping that his version of Gavin DeGraw’s “I Don’t Want To Be” would stand out. Ripping it up on electric guitar, James added some Southern-boogie rock energy to the tune, amping up the arrangement with a ripping solo at the end and some sandpaper in his vocal, which was a bit flat at points. Kara tried to downplay the cougar-mance aspect of their relationship and said James took two big steps backward because “everything that was distinct about you — upfront, center, honest — went away.” Instead, all she saw was him jamming on guitar and not really bringing the vocals. Cowell agreed, saying he turned into a generic bar singer. Randy loved the Jimi Hendrix vibe and said it was the right choice for the would-be rocker. Bundle-of-nerves Alex Lambert, 19, could go nowhere but up after his knee-knocking first live show and might have endeared himself to America by revealing that he writes lyrics in his Native American-sounding made-up boyhood language. He went with John Legend’s “Everybody Knows,” appearing a tad more comfortable strumming his acoustic guitar and showing off some impressively ragged vocals that suggested he could be a force on the show if he gets over his stage fright. Randy saw a huge improvement over last week and Ellen, well, she brought back that unripe-banana metaphor and marveled at how quickly Lambert amped up the confidence. “There isn’t a person out there who isn’t rooting for you,” Kara added, saying he had an incredible, very recordable voice that producers would love to get their hands on. Simon told him to start showing a killer instinct and acting like he can win this thing. One of this season’s wild cards, “Nutcracker” veteran Todrick Hall, made sure you couldn’t compare him to Tina Turner’s original version of “What’s Love Got to Do With It?,” smoothing out the song into a velvety bedroom ballad that exploded into a soul shouter midway through. The falsetto run at the end worked for Randy, but again he faulted Hall for trying too hard to change the arrangement. “Just sing it, ’cause you can sing — for once,” he pleaded. Despite Simon’s criticism that he looks like a dancer trying to sing, Ellen said she wanted to see him move more and use his strength, predicting the old-ish song would not get him votes. “I would say, Todrick, move but don’t sing, because this is not working out at all for you,” Simon said simply, comparing it to a corny, irrelevant theme-park performance. “I don’t know what’s going through your head at the moment, but you are getting this completely and utterly wrong.” Jermaine Sellers told us he wasn’t ashamed to rock his dinosaur onesie, but when it came time to sing, he took it way down for a smooth-jazz take on Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” The front wedge haircut didn’t work and the vocals swung from sanctified to kind of screechy. “One trick that means something,” Kara counseled about Hall’s piling on of vibrato, falsetto and wacky runs. Though it had a couple of bright moments, Jackson said it was too fussy and not great. Ellen, of course, loved the onesie and praised his style, but said it was just off. Mostly, the judges are frustrated and disappointed that Hall waters down great songs like Gaye’s by messing with them too much. We found out that Andrew Garcia has been a breakdancer his whole life and that he has a soft spot for James Morrison’s ballad “You Give Me Something.” Sitting awkwardly on a stool, Garcia slipped further still from his front-runner status, serving up some powerfully gritty vocals undercut by a stiff delivery. Making the wrong song choice two weeks in a row is a sign of a looming problem, Simon said, expressing his disappointment once again. Ellen liked it and overlooked the pitch problems, though Randy thought it was just not the right kind of song for Garcia’s voice. Perhaps he peaked too early with his cover of Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up,” Kara suggested, saying he’s been going down ever since and not surprising the panel. Amateur shutterbug Aaron Kelly, 16, chose the Temptations’ “My Girl,” looking only slightly more comfortable onstage than last week and showing off his soulful, if a bit shaky, chops and underdeveloped falsetto. For Jackson, it was 200 percent better than last week even with the iffy second half of the song, and DioGuardi praised Kelly’s versatility and consistency. DeGeneres called the song forgettable, and Cowell said it went all over the place, suggesting that he model himself after Justin Bieber and decide what kind of artist he wants to be. “You’ve got to come on here week after week, tell us, tell America, ‘This is the kind of artist I want to be,’ not just sing that kind of song,” he said. One of 10 kids, Tim Urban knows what it’s like to get ganged up on, especially after his epic fail last week. He went with “Come On Get Higher” by singer/songwriter Matt Nathanson, and while the strummy number was better, Urban still fell flat more often than not and just didn’t do the trick. There was nothing special for Randy, who called it too karaoke, and Ellen thought he might be better off acting on a show like “Glee” given his lack of charisma onstage mixed with a winning cutie-pie appeal. The song choice was right for Kara, but there was nothing special. In a shocker, Cowell said it was a marked improvement and that the song was more relevant, eliciting the by-now-signature Urban look of utter disbelief. Paint salesman Lee Dewyze was revealed as a juvenile-delinquent-gone-good, and he continued his winning ways with Hinder’s “Lips of an Angel.” Giving the hard-rock ballad a Black Crowes-style soul/rock makeover and wrapping his gritty vocals all over the tune, he emerged as a force to be reckoned with after a second straight solid performance. Pitch problems aside, Randy and Ellen liked it, even though Dewyze just stood there, which came across as passionate and engaged for the newest judge. Kara said she could hear him on the radio right now and praised his commercial sound and look, with Cowell again telling Lee he’s “head and shoulders” above the rest of the guys, if only he’d stop looking so terrified. “You may be the one to beat,” he said. With or without Bowersox, the ladies will take the stage Wednesday night. How do you think the guys did on Tuesday night? Who killed it? Who blew it? Let us know by leaving your comments below. Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.

Excerpt from:
‘American Idol’ Top 10 Men Step It Up

J-Woww on Jersey Shore Fashion: Do-Over!

Jersey Shore star J-Woww (Jenni Farley) was known for her risque fashion selections on the first season of MTV’s breakout hit show. To her chagrin. She wishes she could have a few fashion do-overs when it comes to her style. Asked to pick her biggest fashion regret, she couldn’t even pick one. “Oh! Everything on the show,” J-Woww told MTV News . “I was really sick during the shooting of it. I ended up going to the doctors and the hospital.” “So, like, everything!” Even the relatively conservative outfit seen here … J-Woww’s not kidding about earrings. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] While she still has Season 2 to think up some better looks, she knows the one thing she will always include in any one of her outfits: “Earrings!” We suppose that even if you see J-Woww nude , she will be wearing those: “I have chubby ears, so I gotta wear my earrings, no matter what.” J-Woww should start packing up all hers, since the Jersey Shore cast is hitting the road for and getting ready to take South Beach in Season 2 . “[Expect] more hookups,” J-Woww said. “More drama – a lot more. I don’t know [what the drama will be about]. We haven’t really changed, but we have.” Of the Jersey Shore cast , she adds: “We’re a bigger family, which I love. So, when we’re all together, we know each other, so there is no [holding back].”

Read this article:
J-Woww on Jersey Shore Fashion: Do-Over!

Brooke Shields Does Not Want Her Kids To Act

Brooke Shields , a former child star, does not want either of her small daughters to act. Life & Style Weekly reports Shields, 44, is determined that her children do not follow her into acting because of the expectations put on young actors. Shields, a star of Lipstick Jungle , shared some of her memories of the lonely childhood she and Michael Jackson both shared in a poignant eulogy she delivered at his memorial service in Los Angeles last year. Neither Rowan , six, nor Grier, three, will act, if Shields can help it.

Tyler Grady Isn’t ‘Bitter’ At ‘American Idol’ Judges

But booted contestant wasn’t planning to change for them either: ‘I probably would’ve just stuck to my guns.’ By Katie Byrne Tyler Grady on “American Idol” Photo: Fox While Tyler Grady made a lasting impression with his retro “American Idol” audition in Boston, he virtually went missing from the stage during Hollywood Week. That disappearing act might have marked the end for the 20-year-old from Nazareth, Pennsylvania — who was kicked off “Idol” on Thursday along with Ashley Rodriguez, Janell Wheeler and Joe Mu

Jessica Simpson Meditates, Kicks it with Monks

Jessica Simpson is known for her success in music, movies, TV and fashion. She is also known for being an airhead, Tweeting and getting dumped a lot. All of those life experiences have culminated in The Price of Beauty , her new reality show premiering March 15 on VH1. In it, our girl travels the world. Jessica’s travels to Thailand, France, Mumbai, Uganda, Morocco, Japan, Brazil and other lands will show us what constitutes beauty around the planet. Here’s a look at the riveting television to come … Jessica Simpson and pals meditate with monks in Thailand . As you can see, Ms. Sexual Napalm brought along BFFs Ken Paves and CaCee Cobb for the ride. The trio look like they’ve having an absolute blast, too. Click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson pictures from the show (and two more we threw in of her out celebrating her father Joe’s birthday last week) … [Photo Credits: VH1, Fame Pictures]

More here:
Jessica Simpson Meditates, Kicks it with Monks

J-Woww: the Next Kim Kardashian?

One would think Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and Kim Kardashian could be like total BFFs, but they won’t be collaborating on skanky fashion or Quik Trim anytime soon. That’s because the Jersey Shore star completely upstaged the professional celebrity at the launch of her new Kardashians for Bebe line in New York February 16. According to reports, throngs of J-Woww admirers, which apparently exist, couldn’t keep away from her, even asking if they could touch her gigantic fake boobs. Imagine how that’s gotta make Kim Kardashian feel. So hurt was the future Mrs. Reggie Bush that she refused to pose for any pictures with J-Woww or let her backstage at her show that night. Oh, it is on , b!tches. Somebody’s jealous! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] But are these two really that different? Or is Kim just seething because she and J-Woww have so much in common, and the guidette is stealing her thunder? Think about it. Kim’s longtime boyfriend is NFL star Reggie Bush. J-Woww likes guys, “tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones.” Yes. One of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes right there. Meanwhile, wherever Kim goes, Kourtney, Khloe or one of her 16 brothers or sisters are sure to follow, while J-Woww and the Jersey Shore cast are mad tight. Maybe it’s a stretch, but is J-Woww the next Kim? Can anybody really replace Kim in terms of achieving undisputed A-list status for no real reason? Tough call.

Link:
J-Woww: the Next Kim Kardashian?