I have heard that older chicks love riding motorbikes because they make them cum. All the machinery, adrenaline, vibrations just hit their tired vaginas better than any man could, you know since it’s some massive hitachi magic wand, with more than just a plug in, with it’s massive engine….but usually biker chicks are disgusting, and the idea of their soaked through panties disgusts me, you know because their tattooed up, white trash tattoos scare me…. But for some reason, seeing mom Mariah making a comeback in her 40s, like she was 20, dressed in skimpy clothes, doing twerks, simulating orgasm and grinding up on the motorbike, isn’t as fat or aggressive as I’d think, and she’s actually lookin’ hot…and that just weirds me out.
Here are some inspirational catalog pictures that really capture the natural beauty of the subject, you know really setting a mood that is exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog picture I have posted the last decade, yet that I continue to post, even if they aren’t inspiring, interesting, or even hot, because these evil corporations have me brain washed…. They’re like here’s some LA Rich kid, who’s mom did Playboy and who’s dad did Beatles album art, who decided to be a Tampon commercial model before somehow tricking Victoria’s Secret into letting her into their VIP club … posing like all the other immigrant models they’ve got….and I’m buying into it….all because I have a penis and like looking at half naked girls.
Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife is not afraid of her late husband’s two daughters. After releasing Robert’s journals to In Touch Weekly – which allege Kris Jenner was abusive to Kim and Khloe Kardashian – Ellen Kardashian was the subject of online vitriol from the reality stars, who referred to her as a money-hungry “disgrace” in various messages this week. Ellen “needs 2 get a job instead of trying 2 destroy families w fake stories,” Kim Kardashian Tweeted after the tabloid story below hit newsstands. But Ellen refuses to back down. “I have a career,” Ellen tells In Touch in response to the Kardashians’ insults. “I am a successful business professional who has worked hard in my profession for 25 years. My God, I’ve worked since I was 18 years old.” Ellen acknowledges that she filed for bankruptcy two years ago and never denies being paid for this story. But she also shows no remorse. “I am simply stating the facts and the truth – their father’s truth. I simply delivered hand-written diaries from their father. They are my property at the disposal of whatever I so choose. Robert would have no problem with that.”
Earl Weaver, the legendary ex-manager of the Baltimore Orioles, passed away early this morning on a cruise in the Caribbean. He was 82 years old. A Hall of Famer, Weaver won 1,480 games and was well-known for both his temper and his penchant for the three-run homer. He collapsed with his wife, Maryanne, by his side and never regained consciousness, according to The New York Daily News . Said Orioles owner Peter Angelos in a statement: “Weaver stands alone as the greatest manager in the history of the Orioles organization and one of the greatest in the history of baseball.” Weaver took the team to four World Series and won the 1970 title. “This is a sad day for everyone who knew him and for all Orioles fans,” Angeles said. “Earl made his passion for the Orioles known both on and off the field. On behalf of the Orioles, I extend my condolences to his wife, Marianna, and to his family.”
He may have recently split from Selena Gomez , but Justin Bieber still has an anniversary to celebrate. It’s been six years since the artist unveiled his You Tube channel… which of course led to his eventual discovery by Usher… which led him into the hearts and minds of young women around the globe. In honor of the occasion, and of his upcoming “Believe Acoustic” album, Justin has released a stripped-down version of “Take You.” Listen to it now: Justin Bieber – “Take You” (Acoustic)
Hollywood’s most random feud has come to an end. A few days after telling Vulture he’d rather his son never date Taylor Swift – before sarcastically praising the singer’s method of writing hit songs about ex-boyfriends – Michael J. Fox has reached out to the artist. “Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good,” Swift Tweeted last night. “Thank you for having my back.” That was all Taylor had to say on the subject, which is just the latest setback in what has been a rough start for her in 2013. Already in the new year, Swift has been referred to as too prude for Harry Styles , and possibly gotten rejected by Bradley Cooper . But, hey, it can only get better from here!
Emily Blunt is pregnant with her first child, a source tells The Hollywood Gossip exclusively. While not wanting to reveal too many details, our insider overheard Blunt’s husband, The Office star John Krasinski, discussing the subject at a press event this week. Blunt is at least six weeks along, according to Krasinski, while the duo has yet to go public with the news and likely won’t until the 12-week mark or beyond. Emily, 29, and John, 33, married in July 2010. Congratulations to the expectant couple!
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s big date night when epically wrong Friday evening, when Selena stormed out of dinner in full view of patrons and paparazzi. Now, new details have emerged about their fight and the aftermath. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Date Night Fight After a date at the Laugh Factory Thursday night, Justin and Selena were spotted together again at Japanese restaurant Yamato in San Fernando Valley, Calif., Friday. According to sources at the eatery, the one-time Wizards of Waverly Place starlet drove to there, with the “Baby” crooner rolling up in his car a few minutes later. Just 10 minutes later, the two had a huge falling out. “Something must have happened inside the restaurant, because 10 minutes after he arrived, they both stormed out looking stone-faced,” a source told E! News. “They were very serious and did not look happy … She got in her car, and Justin got into his.” “Selena Gomez drove off but Justin just sat there for a few minutes. I think he was waiting for her to calm down. [Bieber] then drove to her house.” “When he got there, he started buzzing her gate. But she was obviously not letting him in.” “He continued trying. Then, after a while he got out of his car, he was obviously frustrated and went up to the gate and started yelling ‘Selena’ over it.” “But… she was not coming out.” Damn, boy, getting shut down left and right. No wonder he reportedly got pissed. It was at this point that Bieber started to yell at the paparazzi, the source adds, noting that being the subject of so much celebrity gossip got to him: “He was obviously annoyed that they were witnessing this. He was mad. Selena then came out, because there was such a commotion, he got in his car and left.” Did they later work it at some point later, however? The insider adds that JB’s car was still there the following morning, so … draw your own conclusion. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up two weeks back, before reuniting a few days later in Los Angeles, and then apparently hitting the skids again. What happened over the past four days has been the subject of great speculation. Where they stand now, who knows, but it’s been a rollercoaster ride. She reportedly shot down his desperate efforts to win her back, only to spend the night with him shortly thereafter, only to storm out of dinner later last week. Stay tuned … and tell us: should they get back together? Yes, they are so meant to be! No, they are so over! View Poll »
What happens in the darkness… Angela Stanton Says Deion Sanders Was Cheating On His Wife With Is Her Daughter Apparently author Angela Stanton is a pro at putting folks on blizzast when they have dirt to hide ( *side-eyes Phaedra Parks* ). Yesterday, Angela hopped on Twitter to expose Deion Sanders as the “womanizing pervert” that his estranged wife, Pilar, has said he is . Stanton claims that the 18-year-old girl that Deion was cheating on Pilar with is her daughter, Aleea. Hit the flipper to see what else Angela had to say on the subject.
They finally told the world their good news. They know we already knew what was going on but we’re glad they came out and let it be known. Like Beyonce at the 2011 VMAs, Amber Rose used the VMA 2012 red carpet to reveal her baby bump in all its glory. Because in case you missed it, Amber Rose is pregnant! Rose, who is engaged to Wiz Khalifa, had been the subject of pregnancy rumors for several days. But with her VMA fashion choice, a formfitting lace dress, the model announced the news to the world. And she did it in style. We are pleased to report that Amber swapped out her stranger styles (camo jumpsuit, anyone?) for one of the most tasteful red carpet maternity looks we’ve ever seen. Congrats to the proud mom-to-be on both her bun in the oven and her awesome red carpet fashion! Images via Twitter
