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The Many Faces of Cameron Diaz of the Day

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=67791″> Cameron Diaz brought her long, lean, fit, old lady body I’d fuck, even if it’s not quite what it once was, because it’s better than most old lady bodies I see, maybe because she decided to be vain and not have kids, you know spending her millions on herself, living the good life traveling and partying and fucking various men, while all the other girls she went to high school with live the suburban hell life….but a face can’t always hide the hard living, the thousands of loads it has had dripping off its chin, botched botox, sun damage and a 40th birthday…Not that that doesn’t make her just as erotic as she once was, if anything the experiences that have tainted her ass, make her far more appealing, like choosing the veteran hooker over the fresh faced teenage runaway, only the masturbation version, that is if you can jerk off to a bitch in a red dress, which you can, cuz you grew up on comic books and Green Horney Hornet is all the porn you need….before realizing Seth Rogan is in it….cuz he fucking sucks…

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Edgy Family Situations Tackled in Last Night’s Parenthood, Including the Birds, the Bees, and Billy Baldwin

The Bravermans — everyone’s favorite upper-middle class TV family who thinks that their problems are the end of the suburban world as they know it — returned for a second season of Parenthood last night, and the show proved that it is not screwing around in its sophomore year by immediately tackling completely original family issues, like talking to your children about sex. Yes, NBC is going there . Below, Movieline sifts through the luxury sedans and incidents of white angst to identify the four edgiest family situations dealt with in last night’s second season premiere, “I Hear You, I See You.”

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Suburban Permaculture: Neighborhood Watch as the Key to Resilient Community? (Video)

Image credit: Peak Moment TV When Jan Spencer destroyed his suburban driveway, turning it upside down to create a water feature, and create room for a permaculture garden, it must have been hard to predict the chain reaction that would follow. Having now planted a (semi-successful) edible garden on his carport roof, established some serious rainwater harvesting infrastructure, and ripped out his laurel hedge in favor of a food forest, the man is moving on to create similar change in the rest of his neighborhood. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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C*NT EASTWOOD Costco Display FAIL

Apparently when Warner Brothers designed the box for its 35 Years, 35 Films Clint Eastwood Movie Collection, they never checked how “CLINT” read when it's on sale at Costco; it kind of looks like what Grampa used to call Granma when he'd been drinking again. Personally I think $120 is a bit pricey for C*NT that's been in the game for 35 years, but apparently this is some high class, ageless C*NT. (Thanks to Christina of Suburban Ohio for sending this via facebook.) added by: Brett_Erlich

Ashlee Simpson’s Mom Ass Feeds the Meter of the Day

I guess it was a slow day in celebrity sluts being sluts because everywhere I look I see these Ashlee Simpson’s mom ass in tight jeans feeding the meter and I don’t fucking get it. Maybe people are into the way the pants hug her cunt, or maybe they like that she looks like she’s wearing a wig cuz they have a bald girl fetish cuz bald girls are always fun to cum all over, or maybe they like the leader of the suburban mall emo girl even though suburban mall emo girls are fucking annoying even when they suck your dick with their pierced tongue, or maybe they like knowing a baby has passed through this young body proving that she fucks, or that her she has a hot sister and faggot husband, or they like flat ass or maybe they just miss her recording career she thought she could pull off cuz her sister did. I just know they bore me…. Pics via Fame

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Weird Invention of the Day

I saw this video of some dude pulling a mini-pole / stripper stage on a bike thru New York and wondered what kind of motherfucker came up with this idea. You know, what kind of virgin sat in his basement building this thing. Was he hoping to get rich or was he just into strippers.

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Avril Lavigne is on a Boat with A Mystery Man Cuz She’s a Cheating Whore of the Day

Why’d she have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way she’s acting like somebody else gets me frustrated. What happened to the wholesome little suburban mall punk who married her suburban mall punk boyfriend who she met at the mall skateboard shop where they would buy Vans sneakers and punk accessories.

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Avril Lavigne is on a Boat with A Mystery Man Cuz She’s a Cheating Whore of the Day