Well it looks like the fat are winning. Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China. It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are? I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like. I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini. I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young. I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand. Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker. What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun. That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement.. It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.
Well it looks like the fat are winning. Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China. It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are? I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like. I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini. I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young. I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand. Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker. What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun. That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement.. It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.
Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.
We can’t believe he would risk his life over an iPhone. SMH. Bronx Dj Dies Retrieving iPhone According to The NY Daily News A Bronx deejay who busted out beats under the name “Tech Trackz” died on a stretch of city subway tracks Saturday morning as he tried to retrieve an iPhone he had dropped, officials said. Police sources said Francisco Diego Jr., 22, was shocked and then hit by a No. 2 train at the Wakefield-241st St. station — the last stop on the line — just after 1 a.m. Sources said Diego told a token booth clerk he had dropped his smart phone on the tracks. After the train entered the station he managed to get between two train cars and jumped onto the tracks. He was electrocuted when he touched the third rail, sources said. Diego fell onto the tracks, where the train hit him as it rumbled out of the station to be serviced. Paramedics rushed the tragically injured Diego to Jacobi Medical Center, but he could not be saved. The always-smiling spin master had just worked a Memorial Day bash at Maximo’s Place, a Bronx nightclub where he often hosted dance parties, according to his Facebook page. His grief-stricken mother choked back tears as she declined to talk about her son. Heartbroken friends stood outside Diego’s Fox St. home, where a makeshift memorial had been erected. They were in disbelief that Tech Trackz would do something so risky for something so replaceable. “He’s not the type to jump into the subway to get it,” said friend Kevin Atterbury, 16. “He would just go get a new one. That’s why this is so shocking.” But family members said Diego had ventured onto the tracks in the past. “He’s done it before, which is why he tried to do it again,” said Diego’s sister Nandy, 19. “But this time it wasn’t successful. I feel like my heart has been ripped out.” “He said he was going to see me the next day,” said teary friend Jeannine Vargas, 19. “He was super friendly. He always had a smile on his face.” Prayers to his family.
Well this is some circus grade shit….I’m talking bitch on stilts doing a fucking dance…hoping for someone to either push her off to put her out of her misery, or throw a couple of quarters her way so that she can put it towards her college education so that she doesn’t need to humiliate herself on stilts….You know the kind of stilt walker working at the subway station ….only Karlie Kloss is not on stilts, these are her actual 6 foot something legs, in a pair of 40 inch inseam jeans, that have recently been launched, because thanks to hormones in the food, some girls are growing out lateral and disgusting like Kate Upton, while others are just tall skinny freaks…and as someone who loves me some long legs…I’m totally into this…as weird as it may be…because it’s not nearly as weird as other fetishes….likes being shit on, or paying girls to walk on live mice in heels….or whatever else is going on out there in this crazy internet influenced world….
I have no idea how am I supposed to put into words everything that I’m feeling right now but here is my Bieber experience. My name is Polina, I’m 16 years old and I live in Moscow. When the dates for the Believe Tour were released, Russia wasn’t on the list at first, but after a few weeks they finally added us with 2 concerts: Saint-Petersburg and Moscow. My best friend Ani and I bought tickets for the fan-zone as soon as we could and we couldn’t stop freaking out. This would not be my first Bieber concert because I’ve seen Justin during the My World Tour in 2010 for the first time, and then at a free concert in NYC on June 15th 2012. This upcoming concert would be a completely different thing because I would be going with my best friend and Justin would be performing in my country. We’ve been dreaming about this day since the beginning of November 2009, the month we became beliebers. We’ve been there for him from the start, when the name Justin Bieber wasn’t even well known yet. As the concert got closer we started to think of ways to meet Justin. That’s when Ioana, an incredible person and friend, offered her help. We decided to enter the M&G contest that Bieberfever holds for every concert date. The day before the concert I refreshed my email literally every 5 minutes but when it struck midnight, I gave up. In the morning I woke up and decided to check Twitter when suddenly I saw that I got a new email. I opened it and saw, “Congratulations, Polina!” from the Bieberfever team and I started crying. I ran to my mom and she held me and laughed at me while I was bawling on her shoulder. I called my best friend and started crying on the phone! I could hear her crying too. I somehow managed to get myself together and Ani and I went to the arena. Before we knew it, the guy put the M&G wristband on me I knew that this was it. I was about to meet Justin. At approximately 6 p.m. they took us backstage and explained to us how everything was about to go down. The guy told us that we should get comfortable cause we might be waiting for a while. Finally after the longest 2 and a half hours of my life they finally told us to line up. I can’t even begin to describe how I felt when I saw Justin. Well to begin, I didn’t even recognize him at first. The space was very dark and there was a bunch of people but then I noticed him. To be honest, I expected him to be a bit taller. He was wearing a brown leather jacket, a white t-shirt and jeans and the whole outfit made him look so tan. His skin was perfect, it’s like he was a doll, like he wasn’t even real. I stared at him for what felt like forever when I heard him say, “Hey hey.” He looked so happy and he waved for us to come closer. I was so starstruck but I somehow managed to say, “Can we please have a hug?” and he said, “Yeah, yeah,” and smiled. His voice was perfect. I looked at his face and couldn’t believe that my whole world was standing right in front of me. Even though he wasn’t smiling in our picture, he was really happy during the M&G itself which made me really happy. Seeing him smile is what matters the most to me. He put his hand on my shoulder and I heard Mike say “Ready..?” and I tried to make a decent face (well I tried to not drool at least). He took 2 pictures and Justin gave us a half hug, he sort of held us closer to him for a second, squeezed us and I’m pretty sure I wasn’t breathing at that moment. Then security started pushing us out and then I knew that this was the last chance that I’m gonna get to say something. As we walked out backwards, still looking at Justin I said, “Justin, you changed my life completely,” and he looked at me, smiled and winked. What happened next is a blur, the next thing I remember is Ani hugging me, screaming and crying. I could not believe that I just met him, after almost 4 years of supporting him, I finally met him. I’ve dreamt about this for so many nights. I always thought how would I act, what would I say, what would he say – but never in my entire life did I think that it would actually happen. It’s an indescribable feeling. I look at my M&G photo and I still can’t believe that I met him. He held me, he smiled at me, for a few seconds I was there, standing next to him and for a moment he knew that he changed my life. I’m still taking it all in, still trying to understand how did I get so lucky. But the story doesn’t end here, there was still the concert. We went to the fan-zone and surprisingly got really good spots. We were standing in the 3rd row so basically 2 meters away from the stage and when Justin performed, he was so close so us. The concert was obviously amazing, and at some points I just gazed at him, and thought about how I was just hugging him a few moments ago. The concert ended around 11:40 p.m. and with the biggest smile on my face, Ani and I went home. In the subway the concert continued, beliebers chanted “Justin Bieber” and sang ‘Baby.’ It’s amazing how close Justin can bring so many people together. I woke up in the morning and my phone was blowing up from all the notifications I was getting. I didn’t understand what was going on but when I found out that Justin RTed my tweet that was 8 hours old. I started shaking and crying again. I was in complete shock, out of all the people that tweeted about the concert last night, he goes and RTs my tweet. He’s such a creeper but I love him for that. He made the whole experience even more special, and I thought that wasn’t possible. April 30th was the best day of my life. -@jbieberside More: I have no idea how am I supposed to put into words everything…
Katt Williams and Suge Knight got into a huge fight outside a Hollywood club Friday night, just hours after the comedian’s arrest (the most recent one). Following Katt Williams’ arrest for child endangerment, he was seen alongside Knight as Suge popped some guy and nearly mowed down others in his SUV. Katt Williams, Suge Knight Club Fight A massive brawl erupted outside Eden nightclub, with Suge trying to go after someone as Katt gets away from the action, walking behind a dumpster. It’s not clear why, but Suge connects with a punch as he and Katt, who he manages, make their way to black SUV while being chased by someone. Katt evades pursuit and enters the vehicle; Suge then gets into a white SUV and floors it, nearly hitting several people on his way out of the parking lot. Just another day in the life of this modern-day Bonnie and Clyde. Katt and Suge were detained and cited by police a little over a week ago as Williams was busted outside Subway while Knight was getting a mani-pedi . Seriously, he was. But at least they got sandwiches afterward. Following his child endangerment arrest, but before the brawl erupted, he shared some thoughts on what happened, as well as gun control , with TMZ. Katt’s take on having guns around kids? How are you supposed to protect them without guns? Also, he suggests his arrest was racially motivated: Katt Williams on Arrest
SMH. What’s wrong with people? According to CBS New York , authorities aren’t sure if the victim knew his attacker: New York City police said a man was shoved in front of a subway train and killed on Thursday evening. Investigators were looking for a woman who is believed to have pushed the victim, who was struck by a Queens-bound 7 Train at the 40th Street-Lowery Street station. Police told reporters Thursday night that the female suspect was seen mumbling and talking to herself before sitting down on a wooden bench by herself. Authorities said the woman waited until the train came before approaching a man from behind and pushing him. Witnesses said the victim didn’t notice the suspect, who police said was a heavyset Hispanic woman. The unidentified woman was described as wearing a blue, white, and gray ski jacket and Nike sneakers. She fled down stairs following the push, police said. The incident happened around 8 p.m. A heavy police presence remained outside the subway station where the fatality occurred as authorities continued their investigation. The Metropolitan Transportation Authority said 7 Train service was being disrupted as a result of the incident. We hope all these random acts of violence cool down soon. Images via tumblr
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