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One a scale from Kylie Jenner's pomegranate seeds to  Bella Thorne's burger , how healthy is your 19-year-old celebrity food photoshoot? Actually, we kid. In part because there's no need to pit these two teens against each other. But in part because Kylie's series of braless Snapchat videos seem more like humorous outtakes, as you can see in the video below. But we should maybe clarify that when we say braless, we mean braless. Kylie's boobs can barely be contained in the best of circumstances. And this brown dress seems design to flash cleavage and to move and shimmer as her body shakes. (Which you can see plenty of in the video, when she keeps cracking up with laughter) But it doesn't seem to do anything to reign in her prodigious bust. And it doesn't exactly leave a lot to the imagination when her butt moves, either. Kylie's famously curvy butt puts others to shame. Nice try, Kendall . Now, usually when celebrities do product placement over Instagram … … And let's not pretend that we don't all know what this is. … … They show the label on the packages. Just like how you watch a movie and, like, two superheroes end up reducing the storefront of a Subway to rubble, but between a glimpse at the ingredients and a glimpse of the logo, you're suddenly craving a footlong. Well, it may be that, because of Kylie's status or whatever, she doesn't have to show the labels. Plus, if this is a paid placement, does POM really need to advertise? Like, I've never in my life eaten pomegranate seeds that weren't either from a little POM container or directly, manually extracted from a pomegranate with my own juice-stained fingers. Oh gosh, I'm doing Kylie's job for her, aren't I? Maybe. We do have to admit that it's possible that Kylie just really loves pomegranate seeds. She's said in the past that she eats them multiple times per day. They're supposed to be super good for you in a number of ways, though we're always leery of any of the promises of “superfoods.” Sometimes celebrities really just love food enough to share it. Remember Iskra Lawrence's favorite way to eat avocados ? But Kylie could also be, if not in so many words, asking for more free packages of pomegranate, or money to promote a specific brand. Now that Kim's moving in on the makeup business , a girl's got to make a living. Pomegranates generally bring three things to mind: -Persephone eating pomegranate seeds in the underworld -what a pain it is to pick the delicious seeds out of the fruit itself -pomegranate vodka, or just drinks that combine pomegranate drinks with vodka I mention that last one because Kylie will be 21 in 14 months . Can you imagine what kinds of product endorsements she could do, on social media and otherwise, when she's of drinking age? Any liquor companies that sell pomegranate flavored drinks should start negotiating for that right now. You only need to watch this video compilation to understand why:

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Kylie Jenner Goes Braless, Eats Pomegranate Seeds: Watch!