Kylie Jenner has shared a new photo of herself relaxing by a pool in Mexico. We’re pretty sure we see some serious underboob exposed in this photo (and we’re pretty sure Kylie wants us to see it), but it’s okay, fellas. Go ahead and look. Jenner is 18 now! “relax w meee,” Jenner wrote as a caption to the image, which was snapped a few days after her milestone birthday. Kylie, of course, is not alone on this southern vacation. She took off in a private jet on Tuesday alongside her boyfriend and she was then caught holding hands with Tyga on a boat. Kylie and Tyga have clearly made a conscious decision to go public with their romance, now that Jenner is of legal age to vote and buy cigarettes ( among other things !). Heck, there’s even been talk of Tyga and Kylie coming out as an official couple on reality TV, which doesn’t sound like something this family would do at all. Just kidding. It sounds exactly like something this family would do. View Slideshow: 18 Kylie Jenner Photos We Can Finally Show You Legally
“Your summer just got a little groovier,” says The White House’s latest blog post. And no, it isn’t because your least favorite candidate (or all of them) dropped out of the presidential race. Your summer is groovier because President Obama just offered his constituents two new Spotify playlists! The White House recently launched their own Spotify channel, and the first two playlists were compiled by none other than the Commander in Chief. President Obama added artists such as Florence + The Machine, Coldplay, The Lumineers, and Brandi Carlile to his list. And of course, he added all-time favs like Beyonce, The Temptations, Ray Charles, and The Rolling Stones. The first #POTUS playlist is for daytime listening. That’s where Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, and The Temptations come in. Playlist number two is for evening music such as songs by Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, and Miles Davis. The White House has been active in the music industry. In addition to its new Spotify channel, top-notch artists have performed at The White House in Performance series. Over the past few years, the series has brought stars ranging from Paul McCartney to Jennifer Hudson to The White House.
Despite nearly 26 years (!) on the air, The Simpsons has made more pop culture headlines in the past few months than all the other animated sitcoms combined. Earlier this summer, we learned that Lena Dunham will play Homer’s girlfriend when he and Marge breakup in the show’s upcoming 27th season. That was followed by zeitgeist-y moments such as Caitlyn Jenner getting The Simpsons treatment and the revelation that the show predicted a Donald Trump presidency . But while the beloved series has been maintaining its cultural relevance and inspiring tributes for years, nothing could prepare fans for Okilly Dokilly – the Phoenix-based metal band inspired by the life and legend of Springfield’s friendliest neighbor-ino, Ned Flanders. The band’s members – Head Ned, Red Ned, Thread Ned, Stead Ned, and Bled Ned – all rock Flanders’ signature green sweater, wire-rimmed glasses and push-broom mustache, but the Ned-cenrtic vibe doesn’t end there. ”Most of our songs are direct Ned quotes,” vocalist Head Ned claims. “[It’s] not as fast as Bartcore, and a little cleaner than Krusty Punk. Not as heavy as ‘Homer J.ent’—Nedal is a happy medium in the Simpscene.” Yes, there’s a “Simpscene” and the band describes it’s sound as “Nedal.” It’s more awesome than Ned’s man cave or lamer than a sermon from Reverend Lovejoy, depending on your perspective. So grab some Flanders-style nachos (cucumbers with cottage cheese) and head over Okilly Dokilly’s Facebook page to hear some dark, yet neighborly Nedal jams and decide for yourself.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rebecca Rittenhouse before, but I have a feeling this hottie’s going to become a big star after seeing her and her cute cleavage at the 2015 TCA Summer Press Tour in LA. According to my sources, she’s the lead on some new ABC show called Blood and Oil , and I don’t know about you guys, but after this, I’ll definitely give it a shot on fast-forward and mute. Photos: WENN.com
Rihanna is lots of fun….if posting pics of her really rich and successful pop act body in a bikini to her social media is fun…I would argue that since we’ve seen her naked…she could be a lot more fun than this..I would also argue that if she invited you along to stare or experience her life of luxury, it’d be a lot more fun…where as bikini pics…is just standard practice for these people…even hen they don’t have great bodies…because I guess when you sell your soul and body to the world….you feel like they should stare at you in a bikini on your downtime they pretty much paid for, not that they had a choice, Rihanna could have been anyone if her team just posiitoned that person the way the positioned her… Either way, she’s doing better that you, and I find happiness in that… The post Rihanna is a Good Time in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora Rihanna Impersonator posts slutty enough videos to her instagram, you know self promoting herself, like every girl on the internet, and I figure as long as their tits on the internet, I’m not going to complain….I don’t care if this girl is authentic in this world of zero authenticity, I don’t care if this girls is a hack, or an impersonator or if she’s talented or interesting, or producing compelling content….I don’t care that she got Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…I don’t care if she’s good or not…I just care that she’s half naked, and I don’t even really care about that, but if I am going to look at her shit in the media, I’d rather it be like this…because I am a pervert…and so is everyone else… The post Rita Ora’s Stripper Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalie Portman is cute, even as a mom, but the real reason she’s famous is broken down to two reasons that I can think of, and have written before, because let’s face it, why more do I have to say about Natalie Portman, it’s not like we Summer together and I have this great story about use eating bagels together… The first reason I think she’s famous is because she’s Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….always so many ugly girls compared to hot girls….for every race, culture, religion….so when they see her…it’s like OMG…I need that more than Sally down the street… When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand…That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy…because of limited options…rich guys that would rather be with Natalie Portmant.. The second reason is Star Wars…fans for life…set for life…it’s just one of those franchises.. Here she is in a magazine.. The post Natalie Portman’s in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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