Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade… I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal…. But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan… She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day… Here are some videos: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that no one cares about anything Lindsay Lohan, she’s so done, expired, useless, irrelevant, still famous and people will still suck up to her, but nothing she does is of real interest, nothing even when she goes out and gets engaged no one cares, 80 percent of people just assume she’s dead….or prostituting herself to someone who thinks it’s cool that they are fucking Lindsay Lohan, knowing how many famous and rich cock that has been in her…it’s like that pussy is the whos who of the early 2000s Hollywood… I am probably one of 50 people who still care about Lohan, including her immediate family, but then again, they never cared about her…but I don’t really care to see her face that she’s mangled, at 30 or near 30 or older than 30…..it takes away from what was… So to celebrate Lohan, her engagement, I’d rather focus on a topless, recently sunburnt, snap chatting redhead who is everything Lohan wanted to be, including but not limited to 18 years old…Bella Thorne…because we’re in an era where Bella Throne’s sunburn is a bigger deal than Lohan’s engagement to some rich dude from Russia, 10 years behind on the trends… But if you’re more into expired milk, knowing it will one day turn into cheese, here’s Lohan this past weekend NIPPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS The post Lindsay Lohan is Engaged and Bella Thorne has a Sun Burn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For the first time ever, we're being treated to a behind-the-scenes look at the next season of The Bachelorette – and its gorgeous star JoJo Fletcher. All courtesy of the executive producer himself. Mike Fleiss has been lighting up Twitter hyping up the new season, and clearly it's working. For us. Will the process work for Fletcher? “JoJo just told me that her biggest fear is being rejected again and ending up alone. But most of the guys seem to be falling for her.” Not surprising, given who we're talking about. Filming is still underway, with eight guys left, so if you're seeking The Bachelorette spoilers to tell you who wins … slow your roll. We can tell you that Aaron Rodgers' brother, Jordan Rodgers, will be one of the dudes vying for JoJo's heart. Juan Pablo? Not so much. For her part, JoJo tells Mike that she “sees marriage material in 6 or 7 of the guys,” so it looks like Mike & Co. did a great casting job. No wonder Lauren Bushnell wants to trade lives . We kid – mostly – although there have been tabloid reports suggesting exactly that since Ben Higgins rejected JoJo in favor of Lauren. In any case, what's done is done, and his loss is our gain. Check out these behind the scenes shots and more JoJo Fletcher photos ! 1. JoJo Fletcher: Lady in Red JoJo Fletcher looking ravishing in red. The signature color for The Bachelorette, one might say, and perfect for the woman of the hour doling out the roses. 2. Jo Jo Fletcher: Life’s a Beach Life is just beachin’ when you’re The Bachelorette. Or you look like this. If both are the case … you pretty much have it made in the shade. Or sunlight as the case may be. 3. JoJo Fletcher: No Baggage Here! Suitcases in the literal sense of baggage, check. Unwanted advances from exes or other lasting emotional hangups from previous relationships? She’s (mostly) free and clear of that as far as we know. 4. JoJo Fletcher: Breathtaking Beauty The Bachelorette star JoJo Fletcher stares into the distance in a breathtaking photo posted by none other than executive producer Mike Fleiss. Dude knows how to hype his own show. Another dozen pictures like this and ratings will shoot through the roof. 5. JoJo Fletcher: The Girl Next Door There’s something about her. Whatever “it” is, she’s got it. She’s got a certain girl next door charm, JoJo Fletcher does. Those 25 guys are going to be fighting tooth and nail. 6. JoJo Fletcher: Chairwoman of the Board The Bachelorette will see you now. JoJo Fletcher may have had her heart broken by Ben Higgins, but she’s in the boss’ chair now. So to speak. View Slideshow
Gwyneth Paltrow. The name is synonymous with “Privileged,” which must give her license to say the most ridiculous, most obnoxious things in the world. The Oscar winner and GOOP founder covers the May issue of SELF , which is apt given how much she talks about the organic, pristine, 24-carat life she enjoys. Let's take a gander at the droplets of wisdom and advice that absolutely no one can relate to. 1. Americans Are Gross “We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art, and literature — all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.” 2. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.” Can’t you do both? 3. Listen To Your Friend, Beyonce “Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun. She’s like, ‘Remember when we were at Jay’s concert and Panjabi MC comes on and you do your crazy Indian dance? Do that.” 4. Stop Projecting Your Poor-Person Sh** On Her “My books are No. 1 New York Times best sellers, my website is growing every day and is very successful. If people who know me and love me have a criticism, then I really want to hear it. But if not, it’s just a projection, like I’m a screen, and it’s not about me, so I don’t absorb it.” (The Kit) 5. Do These Fries Make Me Look Fat? “We basically can’t live without Vegenaise—it’s a little out of control.” 6. #ScienceTalk “We’re human beings and the sun is the sun — how can it be bad for you? I think we should all get sun and fresh air. I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you — it’s really good to have at least 15 minutes of sun a day.” (Cosmo UK) View Slideshow
Gwyneth Paltrow. The name is synonymous with “Privileged,” which must give her license to say the most ridiculous, most obnoxious things in the world. The Oscar winner and GOOP founder covers the May issue of SELF , which is apt given how much she talks about the organic, pristine, 24-carat life she enjoys. Let's take a gander at the droplets of wisdom and advice that absolutely no one can relate to. 1. Americans Are Gross “We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art, and literature — all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.” 2. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.” Can’t you do both? 3. Listen To Your Friend, Beyonce “Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun. She’s like, ‘Remember when we were at Jay’s concert and Panjabi MC comes on and you do your crazy Indian dance? Do that.” 4. Stop Projecting Your Poor-Person Sh** On Her “My books are No. 1 New York Times best sellers, my website is growing every day and is very successful. If people who know me and love me have a criticism, then I really want to hear it. But if not, it’s just a projection, like I’m a screen, and it’s not about me, so I don’t absorb it.” (The Kit) 5. Do These Fries Make Me Look Fat? “We basically can’t live without Vegenaise—it’s a little out of control.” 6. #ScienceTalk “We’re human beings and the sun is the sun — how can it be bad for you? I think we should all get sun and fresh air. I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you — it’s really good to have at least 15 minutes of sun a day.” (Cosmo UK) View Slideshow
Yesterday I posted pictures of Bella Thorne and her hot older sister Dani at the airport , and today I found out where they went: to Miami for a sexy beach trip. Well, technically, they went to promote some new movie or TV show or whatever that Bella’s in, but hey, when I’m already making up one fantasy in my head, it’s not too hard to add another. Anyway, here’s hoping these two make time to rub sunscreen on one another in full view of the paps during their little business trip. Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
According to a new study published in the Lancet journal by the World Health Organization, between the years of 1980 and 2014, the number of adults who have diabetes has quadrupled to a whopping 422 million. It is not only becoming more and more prevalent in the States, but is also turning into a major issue in poor countries as well. The rapid increase in Type 2 diabetes is being blamed on our diets and limited active lifestyles… Data from around 4.4 million adults of all different ages from all different regions was studied. The study found that while diabetes numbers have risen for both men and women of diverse backgrounds, it’s becoming more common for men, and numbers are growing rapidly in countries that are low and middle income… [ MadameNoire ] Suicide Rates Increase Drastically In April: Are You At Risk? … Studies have shown that it’s during spring that suicide rates increase rapidly. Specifically, in the United States, they start high in January, decrease in February, and then reach a peak in April–the month we’re currently in. There have been many attempts to try and explain why this is. Increased suicide attempts are blamed on many things. From inflammation due to an uptick in pollen in the air, which releases anxiety-producing chemicals (this finding still isn’t necessarily proven, but cited as a “provocative” finding), to researchers suggesting that the sunshine triggers suicidal thoughts, and a possible prominent reason cited is the increase in social interactions come spring. With better weather means more opportunities to be out, and more opportunities to be stressed out by the folks you come in contact with… [ MadameNoire ] Beyoncé Files Lawsuit Against Feyoncé Merchandise Line Beyoncé is probably the last person you’d want to try and get over by using her namesake, considering she is one of the world’s biggest superstars. A Texas merchandise company by the name of Feyoncé has been selling goods with the altered name, prompting Queen Bey to launch a lawsuit citing trademark infringement. Reuters released the initial report of the Feyoncé line, which has been selling clothing, coffee mugs, and other items online. Despite the closeness of the names, the company’s owner was able to get his company trademarked with two versions of the name. The outlet reports that Beyoncé filed the lawsuit Tuesday (April 5) at a federal court in Manhattan against three people based in San Antonio, Texas… [ HipHopWired ] Ghost Is A Wanted Man In The Power Season 3 Promo Teaser [ Vibe ] 50 Cent Ripped by Judge for Funny Money in Bankruptcy Court [ TMZ ] In The Rare Event A Hollywood Movie Features Two Black Leads, Something Remarkable Happens [ HuffingtonPost ] Second Cal Berkeley Coach Facing Sexual Harassment Claim, Fined $455.30 [ StarPulse ]
Derek Jeter wife in training…Hannah Davis is pretty hot…but her vagina may tell a different story….thanks to being Derek Jeter the guy who has had sex with everyone, real random hookers like Vida Guerra…Bridget hall…to Cameron Diaz, Paris Hiltons, and a bunch of other herpes…Athletes…with all their money…and fitness just love that pussy… What better way to get pussy as an Athlete than through Sports Illustrated and what better way to feel legitimate as a model than by fucking an Athlete…with lots of money…who will help her maintain her lifestyle that her rich dad gave her…because like the Hadids…Hannah Davis is a rich kid….a rich kid in Health Magazine, because this is the life of an Athlete wife… The post Hannah Davis for Some Magazine for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…but this is what she wants you to think she looks like… I find it a little hard to believe…partially because no 100 year old looks like this…especially not an Australian….because due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life….they generally look like weather crocodiles by 35… I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effect, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up, is going on here…I just know I know 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have more wrinkles than this.. Maybe this is shot in a wind tunnel…. The post Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
