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Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t do sports, but I would do their wives, daughters, and mistresses, because Athletes, unlike regular people, have all kinds of trashy pussy thrown their way, and sometimes they knock them up and marry them, and sometimes they make trashy pussy of their own, because athletes, for the most part, unless we’re talking about billionaire Hilary Duff’s husband, are ghetto poor people who end up making far too much money to know what to do with and to not spoil their kids and stripper looking wives with fake tits and whatever they want… Working class values. The other nice thing about athletes, their stripper wives and their tacky daughters, is that growing up the one important thing for the dad was fitness and a regimented diet, because that’s how daddy made his fake titty money, and with fitness and a good diet, comes a body raised by an athlete, coupled with a personality raised by a stripper looking mom, cuz daddy was always on the road, that focuses on the superficial, because mommy’s looks got Daddy’s money, this Paulina Gretzky the complete package, at least from behind.

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Woman Taking a Piss in a Urinal As She Drinks a Beer at Dodgers Stadium of the Day

This is probably the best videos that has been sent to me to date….It is of some drunken crazy mexican looking chick peeing in the urinal at Dodgers stadium, where she makes the guy next to her hold her fucking beer and she takes a sip of it as a line-up of men just can’t process what they’re witnessing, but luckily a dude was smart enough to video the shit, cuz this is what fucking legends are made of…Nice Bush. It seems insane, but every event I’ve been to, girls have rushed into the men’s room to avoid line-ups….they just don’t do it like this crazy, yet amazing, bitch… I used to go to clubs with co-ed bathrooms, and I always thought how hot it was that we were all peeing together with no gender lines, until some drunken chick shat herself from too much speed, and I was caught in the fucking crossfire of her friends cleaning her off….and the fucking smells I still remember today…smells that made eating out girls hard on me for a solid 12 hours cuz all I could think about was that smell….leading me to think it’s better to keep shit separate. Literally. But seeing everyday pussy while taking a piss isn’t ever a bad thing….Enjoy!

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Ali Larter Showing Off Her Implants/Mom Tits of the Day

I know tits, and I can tell you that there is a huge percentage change that Ali Larter is rocking an implant, you know that she took advantage of having a baby, to sneak a titty into her bra without anyone noticing so they’d all assume she just got bust with the hormone changes….that sick woman…using an innocent birth of a child to give her a set of tits she always wished she had, especially in the superficial acting world she’s in, and I bet she blamed being flat chested at least once for not getting an acting gig, cuz all insecure flat chested chicks blame flat chested for their short comings….and what it comes down to is ….l look at her now…showing off tit like she always had it….and luckily that works for me….even though I hate implants…but this is some higher level psychological shit….and I love it….

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E! Network Shuts Khloe’s New Red ‘Do Down With The Quickness

As much as the rest of us may have liked Khloe’s attempt at not trying to look like her sisters’ oversized clone, the network execs at E! don’t seem to have been too happy about the change. According to The Superficial , Lamar’s better half went on a twitter rant about her hair situation. Khloe Kardashian is apparently being forced by E! to dye her hair back to its original color because she doesn’t look enough like her sisters, according to Hollywood Life: ”I HATE being told what to do…. So not happy right now….,” Khloe tweeted on Jan. 15, later explaining the reasons for her frustration to her fans. Khloe explained on her Twitter that E! wanted all the girls to keep their similar looks, something Khloe’s fiery new tresses made difficult. Khloe told a fan, “No not control… Just like us to look like sisters RT “@SPADEDBARBiE: @KhloeKardashian wow really they can control your appearance?” Click here for pics of what might have been Khloe’s last red carpet appearance as a red head. We think the red hair was a good look for her.

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Best Wedding DJ of the Day

I have a soft spot for weddings. Not because I like seeing a motherfucker stupidly lock himself into a prison sentence for life because he is delusional and feels like he found love, needs love…or because he’s emotional, weak and needy and thinks he will always have someone to validate his existence, but because I like open bar, horny women and desperate fat chicks who fear never getting married…. My friend at celebrity website The Superficial sent me this video of a Wedding DJ slapping some fat tits around that he saw on my other friend at celebrity website Dlisted , and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s inspiring…..not only inspiring that working at weddings is funy, but also inspiring because it reminds us that if you wanna grab tit, you just have to go for it, and if those tits are on fat chicks who like any male attention and they don’t freak the fuck out over the first titty tap, you have to just play them like a bongo drum…but remember for every horny insecure fat chick hungry for male attention and fried foods, willing to take any male touch that comes their way is an angry fat chick who would ruin you the first chance she had, so you’ll have to weigh out the risk factors yourself….. Either way, let’s make this shit go viral.

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First Listen: Heidi Montag’s "I’ll Do It"

The Hills star and aspiring singer Heidi Montag has kicked off the release of her long-awaited debut album, Superficial, with a new single entitled “I’ll Do It.” You don’t even wanna know what it is. The opening lines: “Pick me, take me, off up into ya dungin. I brought some treats.

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Lindsay Lohan Lookin Affordable at an Event of the Day

There was a time when Lohan was untouchable. She was at the top of her shit and the idea of being in the same room as her was pretty much fantasy because when a bitch is at the top of their shit, they assume they are too good for everyday people, so it’s nice to see her fall from her peak and struggle to stay relevant, by attending events and getting plastic surgery and shit in hopes it’ll make a difference, because in her superficial world, I guess it does because a girl who was once only fucking every single celebrity or rocker, is almost at the point of being someone you can throw a couple hundred dollars at and she’ll do whatever you need, we just need a few more rejected movie roles, a few more horrible reviews on her fashion career and a few more bad investments, and bitch will be ours to share. The whole thing is exhilerating, as I’ve been a Lohan fan since the beginning…

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Father of Anna Nicole Smith Passes Away

Anything associated with Anna Nicole Smith is doomed this week.

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Robert Buckley Speaks on Joining One Tree Hill

When Lipstick Jungle was canceled by NBC, female fans mourned. Partly because they liked the show, but also because that meant no more Robert Buckley. Fortunately, One Tree Hill went and snapped up the free agent hunk, making him a full-time cast member

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Paulina Porizkova is a Topless Model on the Beach of the Day

Here is some ex model hanging topless with some dude who clearly has AIDS, a pregnant chick with tattoos on her uterus and some kids to keep the whole thing wholesome. I love models, especially when they retire, because you know that at 40 they’ve done their part in giving girls complexes and made millions off feeding a multi-billion dollar industry. Without these kinds of women who get paid to sit in front of the camera, the gym industry, the health food get thin quick diet industry, nutritionists and psychiatrists, wouldn’t exist, not that I care because shit didn’t make me rich, but it has prevented at least 1 girl from becoming the fat pig she was meant to be, by shoving this superficial amazing world down her thraot and that’s good enough for me….this topless bitch is a hero and not just because she weasled her way out of communism and into the pages of a fashion magazine, but because her image lowered girls self esteem everywhere and has lead to some of us who don’t deserve to get laid, to get laid.

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