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Justin Bieber Surprise SNL February 5: Watch Bieber on Church Chat! (Video)

Watch Justin Bieber’s surprise SNL February 5 appearance in this Church Chat video with host Dana Carvey. Justin Bieber’s surprise wasn’t so surprising after all the buzz that he would be on the February 5 Saturday Night Live / SNL, and he appeared as himself alongside Dana Carvey’s Church Lady. Watch Justin Bieber in this Church Chat sketch video, where the Church Lady is overwhelmed by his angel voice that “makes younger parts tingle” and some old ladies’ parts too! Jesus talks to her, saying “Use your willpower” but she wants a taste of that sweet Bieber. Justin Bieber smolders for the camera, with Jesus noting, “Yes, he is my finest creation.” Once Church Lady recovers, she and Bieber do the Superior Dance together! Later, Justin Bieber appeared on a “The Roommate” trailer parody, with psycho roommate played by Andy Samberg.

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Justin Bieber Surprise SNL February 5: Watch Bieber on Church Chat! (Video)

Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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‘Blind Date’ Host Accused of Relationship Sabotage

Filed under: Roger Lodge , Celebrity Justice , TMZ Sports Roger Lodge — the guy who hosted ” Blind Date ” — has some relationship drama of his own … after a former business associate claims Roger stabbed him in the back over a sports radio deal. According to a lawsuit filed in L.A. County Superior Court,… Read more

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‘Blind Date’ Host Accused of Relationship Sabotage

Probation Dept. — Key Player in Lindsay’s Freedom

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Judge Elden Fox , Celebrity Justice Good news for Lindsay Lohan … TMZ has learned the L.A. County Probation Department won’t go after her for the alleged battery at the Betty Ford Center … unless she’s convicted. Sources connected to the case tell us the Probation Department will not… Read more

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Landon Donovan — World Cup Star Files For Divorce

Filed under: Landon Donovan , Celebrity Justice , TMZ Sports Landon Donovan — U.S. soccer superstar and World Cup hero — has filed for divorce from his wife Bianca Kajlich. In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court — and obtained by TMZ — Donovan cited irreconcilable differences. According to the docs,… Read more

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Madonna’s Gym in Mexico — A Real Peso Maker

Filed under: Madonna Madonna just opened a new gym in Mexico City — that costs a whopping $160 a month to join. For that price, it better have clean drinking water. Then again … Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings! Read more

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Madonna’s Gym in Mexico — A Real Peso Maker

Neve Campbell Files Divorce On the Down Low

Filed under: Neve Campbell , Dirty Divorces , Celebrity Justice Neve Campbell super secretly filed for divorce from her husband John Light — 5 months ago … TMZ has learned. It’s not final yet — but according to the docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, and obtained by TMZ — the ” Scream 4 ” star called it… Read more

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