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Emily Ratajkowski Will Blow Your Pants Off

Don’t let the fact that Emily Ratajkowski ‘s got a billion Instagram followers fool you. She’s still a real working supermodel in addition to being an Insta-pants fire. And here she is doing a new fall campaign for DL1961, which according to my sources is some kind of jeans company. Which is funny, because with photoshoots like this, I could’ve sworn they sold fire extinguishers or giant buckets of ice. Go figure.

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Charlotte McKinney Jiggles And Bounces

I still can’t figure out when exactly  Charlotte McKinney went from busty Instagram nobody to a legitimate supermodel, but then again, there’s a lot about the fashion business that I don’t really understand these days. And at least Charlotte here has got talent (and by talent, I mean a gigantic set of funbags). Anyway, here she is strutting down a runway in a bikini, just like a real model. And that talent of hers looks great.

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Friends Booty Show

I’ve always said that the only thing better than one hottie in a bikini is three of them. So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends out relaxing on some rich dude’s boat. And that reminds me, I really need to look into getting a boat of my own. Whatever it takes to get me one step closer to getting a supermodel on my dinghy.

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Izabel Goulart’s Skinny Little Booty Gets Greek

According to my sources, AKA Izabel Goulart ‘s Instagram, the smoking hot Victoria’s Secret supermodel is currently taking a break from showing off her perfect bikini body for the cameras for work to… show off her perfect bikini body for the cameras on vacation. And unfortunately, it looks like she picked Greece for her vacation destination over some clear better options. You know, like my mom’s backyard. I guess our tourism campaign still needs work. #BodyByIza Poolside #greece #mykonos #daydreaming #eternalsummer #vacation A post shared by Izabel Goulart (@izabelgoulart) on Jul 12, 2017 at 6:31am PDT

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Bella Hadid Pretends For V Magazine

Listen, I know I’m supposed to pretend that Bella Hadid is a “real” “supermodel” and everything, just because she gets topless for fashion mags and has a rich dad who can buy this website and turn it into a mommy blog before I finish my next post. But I’m sorry. I don’t look at this V Magazine shoot and see a model. All I see is a untalented rich kid playing pretend.

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Josephine Skriver Is The World’s Hottest Instagram Model

For whatever reason, nobody really seems to care about supermodels anymore. It’s all about the Instagram wannabes these days. And personally, I don’t get it. Give me a Victoria’s Secret model any day. But fine. Luckily, there’s still hotties like  Josephine Skriver here who can do both: look smoking hot in professional lingerie photoshoots and on Instagram. Now that’s real talent. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless For The 4th Of July

Sure Alessandra Ambrosio may not be American, but her supermodel fake boobs look made in the USA. » view all 17 photos              

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This is What a 16-Pound Baby Looks Like

To be clear, we’re talking about a 16-pound newborn baby. And yes, this is a human baby that we’re talking about. There are some big newborns in this world, but not all of them make doctors wonder if the scale is broken. This prodigious boy is named Waylon Cole, and he was 16-pounds when he was born. (We can be kind of judgmental about baby names, but Waylon Cole is a genuinely good name, and with Cole as a middle name, he has a great backup if he doesn’t like being called Waylon ) Waylon’s father, Edmond Hallet, says that people in the delivery room thought that they’d broken the scale when trying to weigh the 16-pound baby . “The doctors and nurses were like, ‘Oh my god!’” Well, that’s pretty understandable in terms of reactions. Waylon was, of course, delivered via cesarean section, which is why he and his mother are still alive. But while the family expected that he would be a big baby, they honestly didn’t realize how large he’d become. “We ended up weighing him three times because no one could believe he actually weighed 16 pounds. At first I thought maybe the scale was broken.” The average newborn human weighs 7.5 pounds. The scales were telling them that Waylon weighed more than two average newborns. About 95% of babies weigh anywhere from about 5.5 pounds to 10 pounds. Some babies weigh slightly less when they’re placed on the scale. It’s not uncommon for a newborn to expel their meconium before even getting weighed. (Meconium is a bit of excrement, comprised of things that the baby ingested in utero — we’re talking cells, bile, and water) That can tip the scales and make a baby’s weight seem slightly less dramatic. But nothing, one way or the other, was going to make Waylon Cole seem like anything else than a giant. Waylon is 28-year-old Whitney Hallett’s fourth child, by the way. The other babies were within the range that’s usually considered to be big. The smallest was 8 pounds, 8 ounces. The second-smallest was 9 pounds, 14 ounces. The previous heavyweight champion of the Hallett family was born at 11 pounds, 1 ounce. Obviously, Waylon Cole has knocked those records out of the park. He’s kind of knocked every other baby’s weight out of the park. Whitney had gestational diabetes, which can impact people who are pregnant. One potential effect of gestational diabetes is that the babies can grow especially large. But obviously Waylon Cole is a significant outlier. Waylon has now grown to 17 pounds and 7 ounces, and though he apparently sleeps more than the Hallett family’s other children did as babies, he’s totally healthy. A lot of babies set records at their respective hospitals, but we’ve never seen any newborn whose weight measured up to Waylon. View Slideshow: Florida Woman Gives Birth to Record-Sized Baby: See the Pics!

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This is What a 16-Pound Baby Looks Like

To be clear, we’re talking about a 16-pound newborn baby. And yes, this is a human baby that we’re talking about. There are some big newborns in this world, but not all of them make doctors wonder if the scale is broken. This prodigious boy is named Waylon Cole, and he was 16-pounds when he was born. (We can be kind of judgmental about baby names, but Waylon Cole is a genuinely good name, and with Cole as a middle name, he has a great backup if he doesn’t like being called Waylon ) Waylon’s father, Edmond Hallet, says that people in the delivery room thought that they’d broken the scale when trying to weigh the 16-pound baby . “The doctors and nurses were like, ‘Oh my god!’” Well, that’s pretty understandable in terms of reactions. Waylon was, of course, delivered via cesarean section, which is why he and his mother are still alive. But while the family expected that he would be a big baby, they honestly didn’t realize how large he’d become. “We ended up weighing him three times because no one could believe he actually weighed 16 pounds. At first I thought maybe the scale was broken.” The average newborn human weighs 7.5 pounds. The scales were telling them that Waylon weighed more than two average newborns. About 95% of babies weigh anywhere from about 5.5 pounds to 10 pounds. Some babies weigh slightly less when they’re placed on the scale. It’s not uncommon for a newborn to expel their meconium before even getting weighed. (Meconium is a bit of excrement, comprised of things that the baby ingested in utero — we’re talking cells, bile, and water) That can tip the scales and make a baby’s weight seem slightly less dramatic. But nothing, one way or the other, was going to make Waylon Cole seem like anything else than a giant. Waylon is 28-year-old Whitney Hallett’s fourth child, by the way. The other babies were within the range that’s usually considered to be big. The smallest was 8 pounds, 8 ounces. The second-smallest was 9 pounds, 14 ounces. The previous heavyweight champion of the Hallett family was born at 11 pounds, 1 ounce. Obviously, Waylon Cole has knocked those records out of the park. He’s kind of knocked every other baby’s weight out of the park. Whitney had gestational diabetes, which can impact people who are pregnant. One potential effect of gestational diabetes is that the babies can grow especially large. But obviously Waylon Cole is a significant outlier. Waylon has now grown to 17 pounds and 7 ounces, and though he apparently sleeps more than the Hallett family’s other children did as babies, he’s totally healthy. A lot of babies set records at their respective hospitals, but we’ve never seen any newborn whose weight measured up to Waylon. View Slideshow: Florida Woman Gives Birth to Record-Sized Baby: See the Pics!

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Ariel Winter: I Got Crabs!

Ariel Winter clearly knew that, when she shared this new photo, the jokes would write themselves. So she decided to preempt us all in the captions. And you know what? Good for her. Ariel Winter shared this photo, and included her own joke. Effectively beating us all to the punch. Her caption? “I got crabs in Delaware.” We love a girl with media awareness and a sense of humor. Most STIs aren’t considered a laughing matter. Like, when Jenelle Evans suggested that an Instagram troll had AIDS was absolutely not funny in the slightest. But pubic lice, often referred to as “crabs,” are different. First of all, they’re neither deadly nor incurable. Second of all, crabs are actually dying out. (Not the crustaceans) While supermodel Ashley Graham may have a full bush and Amber Rose flaunted her bush on Instagram , pubic hair is way less popular these days than it was for most of the 20th Century. This isn’t the first period of time in history when removing body hair has been fashionable, of course. But pubic lice are really taking a hit because so many people’s grooming habits are destroying their habitats. While no one (aside from maybe a few entomologists) mourns their passing, some wonder if there’s a real chance that “crabs” jokes might need to be explained to future generations. It’s nice to think that at least one STI could naturally go extinct. (But scientists still need to work on, you know, curing all of the others) (…Also we never know when fashion trends will reverse, so crabs could see a huge comeback — so don’t get too comfortable) Ariel Winter’s sense of humor is really refreshing. Some stars seem totally oblivious of how they might be perceived. Or at least what people might say or joke based on what they’re seen doing. We all remember when Rob Kardashian cluelessly used the eggplant emoji when talking about his mother. (He meant literal eggplant stew that she was making but … that’s not what that emoji means) Ariel Winter knows that people are going to remark — she’s grown up as a celebrity — so she just goes for it. Sometimes, as with the crabs, it seems like she sets people up for jokes. Which is just super nice of her. Ariel Winter’s bikini pics don’t need the extra creative flare, but we’re glad that she goes for it anyway. She could have done a follow-up photo with her cute but much-older boyfriend Levi Meaden . If he’d, say, been handing her one of those crabs, or presenting her with a plate of them … You get it. We’d be able to joke that he gave her crabs. (With a joke that about how he got them from the waiter!) But Ariel Winter already gives us so much. It would be too selfish to demand more. Plus, maybe Levi Meaden’s new acting gig is keeping him busy. For my part, I’m not big on eating arthropods, whether they’re crickets or crabs. Actually, I’m not big on seafood in general. (Except in the form of sushi) But I absolutely adore Ariel Winter. How can you not? View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend!

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