I guess someone must have told Bella Hadid that I nicknamed her “One Face” because she honestly just does the same exact face in every single picture ever taken of her . Anyway, here she is attempting to give the camera a few different looks, and once I was able to pull my eyes up from staring at her chest region, OK, I’ve got to admit, she actually succeeded. I’m seeing a smile and some tongue action in addition to her signature resting b%tch face. So congrats Bella. I still don’t think you’re a real supermodel though. Sorry.
According to my sources, Kendall Jenner is attempting to sell handbags with this latest photoshoot, and not puppies. Which is just kind of confusing, if you ask me. Even more confusing? Why everyone seems to have decided Kendall is a major supermodel all of a sudden. It’s my fault for doing all those posts on her back in the day, isn’t it? I just wanted her to post more topless selfies! I didn’t mean for this to happen. I’m sorry.
I guess at some point I need to stop fighting it and just accept the facts: Kendall Jenner is a supermodel. Because here she is with a major cover shoot in Harper’s Bazaar . Anyway, I used to think you needed real talent or skills or hard work in order to become a professional model, but I guess I was wrong. Being hot enough and having rich parents is apparently all it takes these days.
I don’t want to shock you guys here, but I’m not exactly a big geography buff. So pretty much the only things I know about Brazil are that it’s in South America, they love soccer, and their biggest export is smoking hot bikini models. So here’s Brazilian supermodel super-hottie Alessandra Ambrosio in Brazil posing with a few of her hot friends on the beach, and yeah, I think we’ll take the whole bunch. How much?
I know Hailey Baldwin barely qualifies as a “celebrity” let alone a “supermodel”, but whatever. She’s hot enough and as long as she’s in a bikini, that makes her interesting enough to get featured on this site. What can I say? It’s not like I have high standards. I’m a blogger, remember? Anyway, honestly, Hailey should be an inspiration to all you ladies out there: if you want to be famous, you don’t need to have rich and/or famous parents. Hailey’s dad is Stephen Baldwin, and he’s practically D-list by now. All you really need is an Instagram, a phone, and a bikini and/or lingerie. It’s the American dream.
I know Hailey Baldwin barely qualifies as a “celebrity” let alone a “supermodel”, but whatever. She’s hot enough and as long as she’s in a bikini, that makes her interesting enough to get featured on this site. What can I say? It’s not like I have high standards. I’m a blogger, remember? Anyway, honestly, Hailey should be an inspiration to all you ladies out there: if you want to be famous, you don’t need to have rich and/or famous parents. Hailey’s dad is Stephen Baldwin, and he’s practically D-list by now. All you really need is an Instagram, a phone, and a bikini and/or lingerie. It’s the American dream.
Another day, another lame LOVE Advent video. This time, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio pretending to be a sexy biker, and I just checked and it was directed by the same guy who did yesterday’s stinker, Doug Inglish. The one making the good videos is Phil Poynter. And I just don’t get it. First they let him ruin an Irina Shayk video , and now Alessandra Ambrosio’s? Who gave this guy a camera and access to hot supermodels? I could make a better video with my phone and one hand down my sweatpants. » view all 13 photos
Looks like LOVE has finally run out of fake models for their daily hottie Advent videos and we’ve finally reached the real supermodel portion of the month with this video of Doutzen Kroes jumping rope in slow-mo. And I’m a big fan, although maybe they should’ve saved this idea for a model with a little more in the funbag department. Either way though, it definitely got me working up a sweat. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos
Lily Moulton is with Presley Gerber, the son of Randi Gerber, the Boozy Tequila with George Clooney Malibu based Billionaire, and Cindy Crawford the original All-American Supermodel, who are best known for producing a 15 year old Cindy Crawford clone they’ve already started selling off to the industry, doing the sleazy modeling because it’s a good way to cash in and set your life up, even though you’re the heir to many millions of dollars and never need to work… So Presley, also the heir to all that money they’ve made, is fucking this girl, and it looks like she’s been banged out proper, in her white bathing suit, a gift from the bathing suit gods really, allowing us all to see her full fucking pussy – like girl shouldn’t even be wearing clothes at this point..and I guess she barely is… She’s got that trashy look, likely also a rich kid, these people stick together and they all look like this…but check out that pussy on her skinny bod…pretty racy. The post Lily Moulton is Cindy Crawford’s Son’s Girlfriend and This is her Vagina in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess Billboard named Selena Gomez their “Woman of the Year” for 2017 and I’m sorry, but I don’t really get it. Don’t get me wrong, Selena has had a pretty solid year. She released a few super hot music videos , performed at the AMAs in a negligee , and showed off her super-cute cleavage a bunch online. But I still don’t know if it was #1 material. I mean, she didn’t even accidentally “leak” any topless photos. Oh well. Better luck next year. » view all 12 photos
