EJ Johnson Reveals 100 Pound Weight Loss Talk about slim fast… The pounds just keep melting off EJ Johnson and he’s been spreading his good weight loss news all over the talk circuit. Via US Weekly reports : EJ Johnson has lost over 100 pounds, he revealed to Wendy Williams during an appearance on her talk show on May 5. “It’s definitely somewhere far over 100,” the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills star said proudly. “I mean like literally almost half my size.” Magic Johnson’s son has been shedding pounds over the past nine months after undergoing gastric bypass surgery, which he considers a “tool.” “I think that it was something that really helped me jumpstart the life I definitely wanted to lead,” he explained of the surgery. “I wanted to be the best me I can be and that’s always something I wanted to do. It’s something that I struggled with and I needed that push in the right direction. And now my mindset is completely changed.” In a candid interview with Entertainment Tonight back in October 2014, the E! reality star revealed Star Jones helped him make the decision to go under the knife, which left his stomach now the size of a banana. “She told me that it was definitely a tool for a whole new life,” Johnson recalled of Jones, who underwent gastric bypass surgery in 2003. “It was not something that was the easy way out by any means. This is not something that you do and then all of a sudden everything is gone and you’re skinny and you’re a new person. It’s definitely a tool and something that you have to work at.” Congratulations to EJ. Hit the flip to see how he’s documented his weight loss on IG… And just for some moobie free laughs. Instagram
This is a terrifying video clip from a show I guess is called Botched Plastic Surgery, where they go in and try to fix up shitty plastic surgery, but I could be wrong, I didn’t bother googling it.. I was too busy trying to understand Baywatch Babe Nicole Eggert’s tits that she wanted to have rebuilt, now that she’s 50 and built like a 50 year old, all broad backed and scary enough for me to never want to see her in a bikini, or really see her topless with her nipples censored… So this show is on E!, who are known for their quality programming, and they creation of Ryan Seacrest…and it is 5 minutes of talk about fat old lady tits…showing fat old lady tits…that if you’re 40…you probably jerked off to on Saturday nights… I see enough fat tits in my day to day…but this plastic surgeon is pretty awesome! The post Nicole Eggert’s Breast Reduction Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As Bruce Jenner navigates his life’s most unexpected, and challenging journey – one made even more so by the events of this week – his son has his guard up. Especially after Bruce was photographed in a dress by paparazzi, Brody Jenner is doing everything he can to ensure his dad feels safe and protected. That includes keeping bad influences at arm’s length, and according to Brody, Kim Kardashian qualifies. In fact, he believes Kim is a spy for Kris Jenner! There’s no love lost between Kim and Brody, and less than 48 hours before Jenner’s interview with Diane Sawyer airs, “Brody doesn’t want Kim around.” “All she does is just report everything back to Kris,” an insider revealed, adding that when it comes to Kim Kardashian, “nothing feels sincere, or real.” According to Radar , Kim recently visited Bruce post- breast implant surgery (he was reportedly seen wearing a bra this week), and Brody was suspicious. During the meeting, the source said, “Kim didn’t ask Bruce one question about the surgery, or anything about his journey to living life as a woman.” “Bruce felt Kim only came over to get info to give to Kris, and to appear [as if she is] empathic towards his journey, which is so far from the truth.” “Bruce needs love and support and Kim just doesn’t offer that in Brody’s opinion. Brody thinks she is nothing but evil , and he isn’t afraid to confront her.” View Slideshow: 17 Photos of Bruce Jenner Looking Sort of Like a Woman DAMN, son. That’s harsh … yet we sort of see where he’s coming from. Guy was never a big Kim or Kris fan even when things were good, pre-divorce. Brody and Kim also feuded after the future Mrs. West did not invite Brody’s girlfriend to her wedding; their already strained relationship never recovered. Not long after that, the younger Jenner was a guest at the wedding of his friend Reggie Bush, Kim’s ex, and seemed to revel in being Team Reggie. Radar ‘s source added, “Tension between Brody and Kim is only going to continue to escalate. Brody has zero tolerance for her diva behavior.” We just hope E! cameras are running when these two eventually have it out, because that drama will be can’t miss TV … and probably very real. At least realer than 95% of the Scott Disick drama (entertaining as it is) you normally see if you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online . View Slideshow: 21 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos!
Farrah Abraham isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but for some reason, she insists on attempting to express herself through the written word. Farrah has written erotic novels , Christian parenting guides, and over 6,000 tweets, all of which are equally dumb. Fittingly, on April Fools’ Day, Farrah outdid herself with the following photo: You see, it’s not the pic itself that’s controversial. (Although, it is interesting that Farrah can look like a porn star even when she’s fully dressed.) No, it’s the caption that Farraw wrote that has some fans seriously pissed: “I drank this shake #AprilFools” Now, unless Farrah is lactose intolerant or a big fan of There Will Be Blood, we’re gonna assume the joke here is that she would never drink this milkshake because, “Ew, gross. That’s, like, fat people food.” Many of Farrah’s followers picked up on the fact that joking about how ridiculous it is to occasionally indulge in desert could send a bad message to young female fans (which hopefully, Farrah doesn’t have), and they made their thoughts known on her page: “Oh, because you drank one milkshake you’ll get fat? Eating disorder!” “OMG you’re messed up! You’re a mother! Act like one!” “You misspelled [semen].” That last one didn’t really have anything to do with Farrah’s alleged fat-shaming, but how could we leave it out? Frankly, we don’t think Farrah meant any harm here, although, like most of the commenters, we’re not sure what about this joke was supposed to be funny. So don’t be offended by Farrah’s insensitivity toward overweight individuals; be offended by her idiocy! Oh, and don’t go on Twitter and accuse people of having eating disorders. Like Farrah, that’s not cool, or funny, or something that the world should have to tolerate. 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Blow Up Doll View Photo Okay, that’s probably the real Farrah Abraham and not a blow up doll … but she sure looks like one, and we wouldn’t put it past her to have one made as a gift for boyfriend Simon Saran (pictured). 10. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 11. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 12. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. 14. Farrah Abraham’s Lips Be Wack View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are scrilla wack. Seriously what the heck is going on here? 15. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 16. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 18. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 19. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 20. Farrah the Freak View Photo Farrah Abraham is a freak. As in sexually. We don’t mean that as a putdown, but having seen her in action in that so-called sex tape we think the word is pretty accurate. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 22. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 23. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. 24. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 26. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 27. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. 28. Farrah Abraham FTW View Photo Or FTF. For The Fame. With Farrah Abraham that is pretty much what it’s all about all the time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Farrah Abraham isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but for some reason, she insists on attempting to express herself through the written word. Farrah has written erotic novels , Christian parenting guides, and over 6,000 tweets, all of which are equally dumb. Fittingly, on April Fools’ Day, Farrah outdid herself with the following photo: You see, it’s not the pic itself that’s controversial. (Although, it is interesting that Farrah can look like a porn star even when she’s fully dressed.) No, it’s the caption that Farraw wrote that has some fans seriously pissed: “I drank this shake #AprilFools” Now, unless Farrah is lactose intolerant or a big fan of There Will Be Blood, we’re gonna assume the joke here is that she would never drink this milkshake because, “Ew, gross. That’s, like, fat people food.” Many of Farrah’s followers picked up on the fact that joking about how ridiculous it is to occasionally indulge in desert could send a bad message to young female fans (which hopefully, Farrah doesn’t have), and they made their thoughts known on her page: “Oh, because you drank one milkshake you’ll get fat? Eating disorder!” “OMG you’re messed up! You’re a mother! Act like one!” “You misspelled [semen].” That last one didn’t really have anything to do with Farrah’s alleged fat-shaming, but how could we leave it out? Frankly, we don’t think Farrah meant any harm here, although, like most of the commenters, we’re not sure what about this joke was supposed to be funny. So don’t be offended by Farrah’s insensitivity toward overweight individuals; be offended by her idiocy! Oh, and don’t go on Twitter and accuse people of having eating disorders. Like Farrah, that’s not cool, or funny, or something that the world should have to tolerate. 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Blow Up Doll View Photo Okay, that’s probably the real Farrah Abraham and not a blow up doll … but she sure looks like one, and we wouldn’t put it past her to have one made as a gift for boyfriend Simon Saran (pictured). 10. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 11. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 12. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. 14. Farrah Abraham’s Lips Be Wack View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are scrilla wack. Seriously what the heck is going on here? 15. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 16. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 18. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 19. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 20. Farrah the Freak View Photo Farrah Abraham is a freak. As in sexually. We don’t mean that as a putdown, but having seen her in action in that so-called sex tape we think the word is pretty accurate. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 22. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 23. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. 24. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 26. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 27. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. 28. Farrah Abraham FTW View Photo Or FTF. For The Fame. With Farrah Abraham that is pretty much what it’s all about all the time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s been almost four months since we first learned that Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran and remarkably, they’re still going strong. Or perhaps we should say, they were going strong. Farrah has a way of messing up the relationships in her life by blurting out whatever nonsense pops into her head while talking to the press, and we’re guessing Simon won’t be too pleased to find out that she talked about his masturbation habits during a recent interview. “He has my sex toys!” Farrah excitedly told Radar Online. You may remember that Farrah’s sax toys include molds of her vagina, hand, and what she refers to as her “backdoor.” She says that she and Simon are in a long-distance relationship (She lives in Austin; he’s in San Diego.), snd that the “Hand Stroker” and other such peg-in-hole devices help Simon to, um…pass the time when they’re apart. Of course, in addition to being an orifice model, Farrah is a porn star so one can’t help but wonder if Simon has checked out her film debut. “He does not have my sex tape!” Farrah says. “He watches guy comedies!” Hmmm…It seems Farrah’s not totally clear on how porn works. For most guys, if they have their mind made up to watch porn, they’re not gonna be distracted when they stumble across a censored version of the Hangover 3 on Comedy Central. Porn and comedy meet different needs, Farrah. You should know that; you’ve had plenty of experience with both. Your career centers around porn, but your private life is a comedy. Maybe you should write that a Post-It or something, so you don’t forget. Speaking of comedy, Farrah says Simon will appear on Teen Mom OG and we can look forward to seeing the two of them fight. “If there is any bickering, it’s just because we’re getting to know each other,” says Farrah. Riiiiight. We all know the first few weeks of a relationship are the toughest. Sigh. It’s tough to admit, but we kinds can’t wait for another full season of nonsensical Farrah-isms. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
