Normally, I like to see my Candice Swanepoel in her Victoria’s Secret lingerie or bikinis, but today we get her in Victoria’s Secret casual wear. Still pretty damn hot, but not the same thing. Actually, I didn’t even know Victoria’s Secret had casual wear. I guess I discovered their secret. Anyway, back to Candice. Why is she teasing me with her tongue like that? Bad girl!
Wide faced Miranda Kerr , who you have all grown to love and think is hotter than she probably is. Mom of Orlando Blooms fetus and who was seemingly the star of Victoria’s Secret before Candice Swanepoel stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, has not been renewed as a contract girl for Victoria’s Secret. Pretty major stuff. The reseon her 3 year 1 million dollar contract wasn’t renewed “she has a difficult reputation”. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaroo A list husband she rode in on. Apparently, she’s not a big seller for the brand either. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaro A list husband she rode in on. Who fucking cares. She’s overpaid. She’s old. Her vagina has been battered by childbirth, and ultimately, she’s not even that hot, we’ve just been brainwashed to think she is. In 2008, pre baby, I wrote this MIRANDA KERR ISN’T THAT HOT POST , I just lost my soul over the 5 years of being beat by the internet. To celebrate the breakup….here are the top 10 Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret to remember what was…..- Oh Right – all Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck….she’s better off without them…. FLASHING ASS and showing nipple, the way a model is supposed to….fuck Victoria’s Secret and they oppressive evil billion dollar corporation ways… Here are 46 random clothed and unclothed non-Victoria’s Secret pics of her….
Candice Swanepoel, that’s the shit I do like. This pic is straight from the slums of her instagram I assume the Victoria’s Secret staff run. It’s a throwback behind the scenes bikini pic, and with love, comes acceptance of all she does, even if it doesn’t have nipple. She’s perfect.
It finally happened! After years of complaining, Victoria’s Secret models actually showed up wearing their product to promote a new collection for once. Must be my lucky day. Because here’s hotties Candice Swanepoel , Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio wearing bikinis for Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection. Of course, it’s not 100% perfect because Karlie’s still wearing her shirt like the fat kid at the pool. Don’t worry Karlie, go ahead and take it off. I’ll make sure the other models don’t make fun of you. » view all 50 photos Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: WENN.com
We’ve had pictures of hotties exercising on the site before, but I guarantee this one is hands down the hottest. Candice Swanepoel , her perfect booty, and an even more perfect pose? The only way this picture could get any better is if I were the one taking it. Enjoy. Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude
Candice Swanepoel is an absolutely beautiful chick and here she is proving also that she has a mighty fine ass in this self-shot action where it is looking fantastic in that thong Continue reading →
Because the only thing better than Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures is more Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures, here’s another set from what I’m guessing is another Victoria’s Secret shoot. Only this time, they’ve got Candice looking ridiculously hot on a boat instead of on the beach. Genius. I can’t wait to see what they come up with next. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: FameFlynet
Just look at that moneymaker ! It might not be the biggest, but it sure is nice! We love Victoria’s Secret photoshoots for good reason — they give us a great opportunity to ogle the merchandise! And ya know what’s better than that VS gear? The goods inside of course. This bangin’ sunsplashed body belongs to a Victoria’s Secret angel who has been featured here before — and she’s not an American girl. Can you guess who it is? Hit the flip for the answer.
Candice Swanepoel posted a bare tit to instagram…and that’s not very christian Victoria’s Secret….your model’s a titty model now….Scandalous….. Interesting how this favoritism thing works..Candice Swanepoel…an angel sent from Victoria’s Secret….posts a pic of her tit on instagram and she gets 50,000 likes….I post a picture of a girl in a her bra and panties on my instagram ….and I get deleted….4 fucking times… I am not complaining….I mean I like looking at tit as much as the next guy…especially Candice Swanepoel’s tit…since she’s my soul mate and I write love songs for her…and I think instagram should be all tits…but the fundamental root of this evil is rich, famous, popular getting a way with breaking the rules…and me getting flagged as a fucking porn site…. I am not complaining…I just find it funny that for years, I am talking 9 years that I’ve been doing this….advertisers would blow me off and call me a porn site…while sites they were advertising on posted the same fucking content….making me the worst mainstream site and the worst porn site…all into one….. So those people are millionaires now….I am still a hurtbag…and it doesn’t all work out in the end….but at least I get to stare at titties in the process…in Arab countries bare tit is worth more than their black gold….Oil…. Here’s the ever lovely Candice Swanepoel breaking the rules in protest….for titties to be seen as art not smut…. TO SEE HUNDREDS OF AMAZING PICS OF HER MODELING HER BIKINI IN ST BARTS THE LAST TWO DAYS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/