I know this is Lucy Pinder and all, I’d recognize those breasts anywhere, but she’s looking a little different to me. I don’t know if it’s the make up or the camera angle or whatever, but I’ve got to say I kinda like it. She seems a little dirtier, like she’d be up for some over the sweater action at the movies. Hot.
Here’s Blake Lively looking as sexy as ever as she hits the red carpet with some kid, I don’t know who she is, but it looks like Blake is babysitting an Amish girl. Weird. I wouldn’t mind if Blake babysat me, I’d be a good boy, we can watch movies and make popcorn and she can read me my favorite bedtime stories from Penthouse forums. And then we maybe a little over the sweater action? Please?
I always find it amazing how some women just seem to age better than others. Here’s Cindy Crawford showing all you older birds out there how it’s done. I don’t really know how old she actually is, I mean as far as supermodels go, she’s older than god, but she still looks amazing. I wouldn’t mind a little over the sweater action… you know, for nostalgia. Call me. more pictures of Cindy Crawford here
It’s only fair, you know considering dude has to pretend to date this monster, and dude is probably shooting another sex tape with this monster, which means sticking his dick inside her scary, black, gaping pussy because that’s the only pay day the bitch has had, I mean other than when her soap star ex husband cuts her child support checks….cuz you know she’s such an involved and focused parent, an idol and inspiration to her kids, a role model as to what they shouldn’t do with their bodies, a reminder of their mom’s hooking to give them life luxuries so they don’t have to hook everytime she steps out of the house, going to clubs or laying on the beach half naked with multiple boy toys she hires to be her companion… Hopefully, some of her time is spend analyzing her sex tape’s performance….to figure out how to do better next time around…cuz you know there’s going to be another one…cuz you can’t be a whore crying for attention without one. I call this a pornstar in denial….No she’s not in denial, she should just be denied the opportunity to do porn…She’s the kind of bitch who shows up at the audition with a vagina on her face, that could probably double as one, cuz based on the dead animal in her panties, it probably would be the safer alternative, and more importantly just as fucking numb. You gotta see her sex tape – It’s hilarious… ….
It’s only fair, you know considering dude has to pretend to date this monster, and dude is probably shooting another sex tape with this monster, which means sticking his dick inside her scary, black, gaping pussy because that’s the only pay day the bitch has had, I mean other than when her soap star ex husband cuts her child support checks….cuz you know she’s such an involved and focused parent, an idol and inspiration to her kids, a role model as to what they shouldn’t do with their bodies, a reminder of their mom’s hooking to give them life luxuries so they don’t have to hook everytime she steps out of the house, going to clubs or laying on the beach half naked with multiple boy toys she hires to be her companion… Hopefully, some of her time is spend analyzing her sex tape’s performance….to figure out how to do better next time around…cuz you know there’s going to be another one…cuz you can’t be a whore crying for attention without one. I call this a pornstar in denial….No she’s not in denial, she should just be denied the opportunity to do porn…She’s the kind of bitch who shows up at the audition with a vagina on her face, that could probably double as one, cuz based on the dead animal in her panties, it probably would be the safer alternative, and more importantly just as fucking numb. You gotta see her sex tape – It’s hilarious… ….
I can’t figure out what the hell I’m looking at, I just know it is in a bikini. It could have a great career as the monster in a horror movie, but instead it is just the rich ex wife of some rich fashion guy who clearly has too much money on her hand so that she can afford botox, plastic surgery, trainers, health food and not working to achieve everything that is wrong with the rich tropy wife life. You know using your looks to get you so much, and trying to hold onto those looks cuz they all you have going for you, and who really cares why this middle age rich ex wife comeback tour happened, I just know that whatever it is, it looks like it’s coming to eat my babies and it’s freaking me the fuck out.
Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….
Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….
Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….
I’m still Amanda Seyfried’s unofficial fan club. It’s got nothing to do with her bullshit career, from Mean Girls to Jennifer’s Body, see I use Wikipedia, it’s fully due to her nudity and sex scenes in Stripping Chloe . Bitch is a fucking talent as far as I’m concerned and whether she’s boring or not in public, like she usually is, cuz she knows she’s got this thing on lockdown and doesn’t need to try to impress, cuz we’ll keep watching… I think I can see through her sweater. Good Job. I feel like she’s doing it all for me…no I don’t. I’m not weird like that…I’m just weird enough to post pics of a bitch walking her fucking dog like some kind of creep…
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