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Paris Hilton Is Working Real Good At Coachella

I guess I’d make a pretty crappy hipster, and not just because I wear my sweatpants un-ironically. See, I didn’t realize Coachella was still going on this weekend, but apparently it is, because here’s Paris Hilton doing her best attempt to stay relevant by showing up to the music fest in some kind of leather bikini. Anyway, I’d make fun, but you know what, it’s actually working for me. I’ve never been the biggest Paris fan, but this has always been her best look as far as I’m concerned. No, not the bikini. I meant half-naked and attention-seeking. It’s the perfect combination. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Scarlett Johannason Thinks She’s 1950 Hollywood Glam of the Day

Scarlett Johannason, a girl I think is overrated and underserving of her celebrity, has been cast in a few 1950s movies in her career, and I guess she’s taken that old hollywood vibe to heart, because as a fan of old movies, I agree, it was a better time for the industry, but more importantly for the actors…it was classier, even if it was more debauchery, because the media was in on it with the stars and everyone was fucking everyone while doing heroin and opium together…I mean sounds awesome to me… But when I see Scarlett Johannason dressed like this on her way to Letterman, I find it funny, because it makes me feel like she’s not an actual star, but one on Hollywood BLVD taking pics with Asian tourists pretending to be Marilyn Monroe or some shit…. I guess what I am trying to say is…bitch…show more tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

Who cares…it’s not the 90s anymore. When teen starlets flash their tits it barely makes a sound. No one fucking cares. But I am compelled to post it anyway…because I am stuck in the 90s…and so are the sweatpants I am wearing…that I bought in the 90s….all soiled and worked in proper…

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Xenia Deli Is Still The Hottest!

I know that I call Nina Agdal my favorite supermodel and Helen Flanagan my favorite busty blonde and I have a new favorite no-name hottie every week, but don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t change a thing about how I feel about Xenia Deli . She’s still by far the hottest woman on the planet as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, I understand if that’s all a little confusing though, so to help you keep track, just remember that Xenia’s the only one who’s so smoking hot she melts my sweatpants every single time I see her. So enjoy this latest photoshoot of hers, while I go change into a new pair. » view all 18 photos

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Xenia Deli Is Still The Hottest!

I know that I call Nina Agdal my favorite supermodel and Helen Flanagan my favorite busty blonde and I have a new favorite no-name hottie every week, but don’t get me wrong, that doesn’t change a thing about how I feel about Xenia Deli . She’s still by far the hottest woman on the planet as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, I understand if that’s all a little confusing though, so to help you keep track, just remember that Xenia’s the only one who’s so smoking hot she melts my sweatpants every single time I see her. So enjoy this latest photoshoot of hers, while I go change into a new pair. » view all 18 photos

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Sharni Vinson Has A Hot Beach Buddy

The only thing I like better than seeing hotties at the beach is seeing them at the beach with a friend, like Aussie actress Sharni Vinson here. Yes, it means that she’s got someone who can put sunscreen on her back without getting too handsy, so my services aren’t needed, but there’s just something about seeing two friends hugging in bikinis that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Well, at least inside my sweatpants anyway. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage For Charity

As my original future ex-wife, Cheryl Tweedy will always hold a special place in my heart and my sweatpants, even though we never actually got to consummate our fake Internet relationship, and I always ended up having to do it by myself. Anyway, here’s Cheryl looking as good as ever attending the ICAP Charity Day in London. And if she’s still in a giving mood, I know a certain underprivileged blogger who could use some relief from her. As I mentioned earlier, it’s been building up for years. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Genesis Rodriguez Is White Hot

I can’t remember who this Genesis Rodriguez is or why I’ve heard of her before, all I know is, I like her. And I’d like to see a whole lot more of her. Specifically, the areas currently being covered up by this dress. Anyway, here’s Genesis attending the Latin Grammys to either present an award, be nominated for one, or set off a wildfire in my sweatpants. I’m not 100% on those first two, but I’m positive about that last one. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Nina Agdal Does Calvin Klein Underwear Good!

Because the only thing better than Nina Agdal lingerie pictures is Nina Agdal topless lingerie pictures, here’s another killer photoshoot of the hardest-working model around, this time for Calvin Klein Underwear. I know Nina likes to work, but she’s going to have to slow it down with all these smoking hot photoshoots. At this rate, I’m gonna burn holes through all my sweatpants by the end of the week. » view all 30 photos

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Salma Hayek’s Booty Gets Exposed!

Usually whenever I do a post on Salma Hayek , I spend most of my time on her massive funbags, and forget all about her booty. Take yesterday , for instance. But not anymore. Because thanks to an assist from Mother Nature and a well-placed paparazzi, we got a sneak peek at Salma’s booty while she was filming her new movie. They might as well just give them the Oscar right now. » view all 11 photos Photos:  PacificCoastNews

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