Elin Nordegren isn’t quite done renovating her mansion, but the model’s European roots will be prominently displayed on her expansive Palm Beach property. She already has a Swedish flag flying from the roof, according to reports. New photos of the former Mrs. Tiger Woods’ 21,000-square foot mansion were published this week. The master bedroom is 1,200 square feet. That’s one room. There’s a path to the beach, an Olympic-sized pool, a spa, a gym and a wine room, koi ponds, a movie theater and of course, the giant ass Swedish flag . Elin Nordegren reportedly received more than $100 million after her divorce from Tiger and is using some of the gigantic settlement to build her dream home. She dropped $12.2 million on an estate in North Palm Beach last year … then had the thing razed to the ground. The photo above shows it in its previous form. Guess she liked the view more than the decor? The locale is just 30 miles from Tiger’s home in Jupiter, Fla., which is good for their kids, and is a short commute to Rollins College where she’s studying psychology. Maybe they offer courses in spotting habitual cheaters. For extensive evidence on just how much of a moron Tiger Woods is, check out these Elin Nordegren photos ! [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
So this crazo was getting “boned”…LITERALLY! According to Washington Post: A woman in Sweden has been accused of necrophilia after investigators found some 100 skeleton parts in her apartment. The Swedish news agency TT cites prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas as saying that the 37-year-old woman is suspected of using the remains, which included six skulls and one backbone, in “sexual situations.” The woman from southwestern Sweden was charged “with violating the peace of the deceased” in Goteborg District Court on Tuesday. The TT agency reports that police also found a CD titled “My Necrophilia” as well as photographs in which a woman is seen kissing and hugging the skulls. The woman has denied the charges, claiming she collected the bones out of historical interest. Wow she took pics with the skulls though???
Victoria Silvstedt is probably the sexiest Swedish girl in history and here she is accidentally popping one of her tits out live on TV Continue reading →
Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…
The Mark Wahlberg produced series Entourage was known for its con-skin-stent nudity over eight seasons, including a menage-a-trois with Canadian cutie Emmanuelle Chriqui and topless Swedish skinsation Malin Akerman . The complete series hits Blu-ray this week so you can enjoy that scintillating scene in high def, plus full frontal from the one-and-only Sasha Grey , and more. If you need more box sets than that, we’ve got the Prophecy 5 Film Collection featuring the flashdance funbags of Jennifer Beals in The Prophecy II (1997), and the Halloween Triple Feature with bloodpumping nude scenes in Halloween 6 (1995) and Halloween: Resurrection (2002). Finally, there are the hypnotic hoots of Cibby Danyla as “Naked Lady” in the Blu-ray Collector’s Edition of They Live (1988). See pics after the jump!
Axwell, Sebastian Ingrosso and Steve Angello recall some of their favorite songs in their-three year career. By Akshay Bhansali Swedish House Mafia’s Axwell Photo: MTV News
Axwell, Sebastian Ingrosso and Steve Angello recall some of their favorite songs in their-three year career. By Akshay Bhansali Swedish House Mafia’s Axwell Photo: MTV News
Watch your back, Kay Parker , because Gretchen Mol is back in the nudity game and she’s gunning for your (literal) mother lovin’ crown. This week on Boardwalk Empire , Gretchen gave us her first topless scene of Season Three seducing a young stud with a disturbing resemblance to her (spoiler alert) late son– and if that wasn’t creepy enough for you, she tells her boy toy afterwards that she’ll be calling him “James” from now on. Holy incestuous overtones, Batman! But that’s just the beginning of this week in boob tube nudity as we get nice rear views from Swedish nudecomer Anne Bergstedt Jordanova on Boardwalk and naughty nun Lily Rabe on American Horror Story: Asylum , along with T&A from Australian skin veteran Melissa George on the series premiere of the BBC/Cinemax co-production Hunted . Toss in some nude near-misses from Jenna Dewan Tatum on American Horror Story and Connie Nielsen on Boss , and you’ve got enough to keep you touching that dial all week long. More after the jump!
Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some Austrian magazine…..she’s probably best known to you perverts as one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife last year following the VS fashion show you watched to get you in the holiday shopping spirit…but to me…she is known for getting topless for fashion consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE ….and that is all that really matters….
When the credits rolled on The Master , I found myself thinking two things: Joaquin Phoenix is going to be nominated for an Oscar , and damn, I could use a drink! Watching Phoenix as feral Freddie Quell make moonshine from torpedo fuel, paint thinner and what appeared to be darkroom chemicals garnished with a mangy citrus fruit reminded me how inspiring it is to see a good mixologist at work. And that spurred me to find one who could invent a proper high-alcohol homage to Paul Thomas Anderson’s movie and Phoenix’s character that would not require masterminding a heist on The U.S.S. Curtis Wilbur. My search led me to Rachel Sergi (right), who first caught my attention with Dario Argento-inspired The Suspiria , a potent little number she worked up using grain alcohol, which, by the way, was used as torpedo fuel by the U.S. Navy during World War II. Sergi, who studied film at San Francisco State University, is Beverage Director at Jack Rose Dining Saloon in Washington D.C., and, after seeing The Master , she created the (Not So) Slow Boat to China exclusively for Movieline. She says the also-powerful cocktail, pictured at top, was inspired by the movie’s maritime references and that weird little moment at the end of the movie where Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Lancaster Dodd sings Frank Loesser’s “(I’d Like to Get You on a) Slow Boat to China” to Freddie. Without further adieu, here is Rachel’s most excellent recipe, complete with instructions on how to make the Pink Peppercorn tincture and White Pepper Syrup used in the drink. Now, get out your cocktail shakers and enjoy one. (NOT SO) SLOW BOAT TO CHINA 1.5 oz. Smith & Cross “Navy Strength” Rum – 57% alcohol by volume (abv) .75 oz. Kronan Swedish Punsch .5 oz. Lime Cordial .25 oz. Pink Peppercorn Tincture (made with El Dorado 151 white rum) .25 oz. White Pepper Syrup Build drink in mixing glass with all ingredients and ice. Stir to incorporate. Pour into rock glass with fresh cubed ice and garnish with lime peel (not flesh). Pink Peppercorn Tincture 1.5 cups pink peppercorns – lightly smashed 3 bottles 151 White Rum (El Dorado red label) Add the peppercorns to the 151 (in a plastic container) and stir. Allow to sit for 5 days, agitating each day to incorporate. After 5 days, strain the liquid into clean, glass bottles with either a cork or screw top. For use: Pour tincture into small tincture bottles for service. Yield: approximately 75 ounces White Pepper Syrup 1 cup white peppercorn – cracked 1 dry, large saucepan 6 cups sugar 4.5 cups water Bring saucepan to med-high and add peppercorns. Toast lightly…do NOT overtoast or burn. Take off heat. Add sugar and water. Bring to boil, then reduce by 1/4. Be careful doing next step: Strain syrup through chinoise into clean container. Allow to cool then place in quart containers marked with the item’s name and date. Keep in fridge. Yield: approximately 30 oz. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Rachel Sergi on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
