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Sara and Shannon are Twin Strangers of the DAy

Years ago, probably in the Myspace era, there was a site where people would upload a picture of their face and find a celebrity lookalike…it was pretty fucking dumb, but people loved it and would post their celebrity lookalikes all fucking day…normally the people didn’t look anything like them…primitive technology and I guess the talent pool of actual celebrities isn’t too deep, so every dude looks like either Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp and very little in between. Doesn’t matter. I guess there was a shift from people giving a fuck about celebrities, because they don’t, they give a fuck about their own likes on instagram and production of compelling content, so it would only be natural in this self obsessed, selfie generation world, to want to find someone who looks like you… What speaks to the ego more than finding your twin, who isn’t even from the same part of the world, so the idea that your dad cheated on your mom is thrown out the window… I’ve always thought the idea of doppelgangers was funny, I also though the idea of people with the same name as you is funny, you know how many Jesus Martinez’s are there in the world…how many wrestling mask men are there in the world…kinda thing, only I actually don’t care about myself…or people cursed with my disfigurement… But when it involves a Swedish blonde and an Irish blonde looking eerily like every single blonde girl ever…things get real. Seriously, they look like every single blonde girl ever. I could find them 30-60 more doppelgangers to help market their find your twin website… Idiots. The post Sara and Shannon are Twin Strangers of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leonardo DiCaprio Has A Swedish Doppelgänger: Which Leo Is Which?

Leonardo DiCaprio has a Swedish doppelgänger, so we wanted to test how good of a look-alike he is.

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Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout For So It Goes Magazine #6 TITS! of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model turned one of the new 10 Victoria’s Secret Angles…probably slated to replace Candice who they created and who they have been paying far too much money when bitches like Elsa will do it for practically free… She was a titty model for fashion for a very long time, she’s 26 and it’s not like she just started this racket this year…it’s been 10 years of strategic moves to get the brand to sign her up…because along with getting good pay from the brand, it makes all other brands want to work with her, because Victoria’s Secret makes these girls celebs, so if the other companies hire them, the chances of their campaign being blogged or going viral are much higher.. Makes sense, and so does Victoria’s Secret efforts to try to make the girls famous through the shoots they do, the other campaigns they participate in, the celebrity rich guys they fuck…because it helps secure their investment… So I don’t know what “So It Goes Magazine #6″ is, great name though, but I do know that Victoria’s Secret made this shit happen….and good thing they did, because there are nipples in it…and I fucking love nipples.. The post Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout For So It Goes Magazine #6 TITS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Why Uber Is Terrible!

Something to consider before getting an Uber driver.

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Meet Hipster Cutie Alicia Vikander

You probably recognize  Alicia Vikander even if you don’t know the name — she was the hot robot in Ex Machina . But the Swedish actress is going to be everywhere pretty soon, at least judging from the serious action going on in my pants right now. Trust me, the Little Tuna’s never wrong about these things.  So enjoy the leg show this hipster cutie put on in LA, because according to my calculations, her career is only going up from here. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish, yet she’s in GQ Mexico…how’s that make sense? Is this globalization? Or is this just making a girl an international success… The fact is that she’s disappointing, because before she was a VS model on their promotional tour, she was a nude model, getting naked in fashion editorials that may have had no point, but that involved naked girls, and naked girls, is all the story I need for a fashion editorial, or really any editorial, I grew up jerking off to Playboy, I can appreciate that vibe in the mainstream, more than throat fucking, humiliation, teen porn…I’m wholesome like that… What I am saying is, these pics aren’t naked enough for a girl who gets naked… The post Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Snoop Dogg Blasts Swedish Officials After Arrest: ‘F-ck The Police. And I’m Still Smokin’

After being detained by Swedish police this past weekend (July 25), Snoop Dogg has promised he will never travel to Sweden again. The rapper, who…

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Rebecca Ferguson Has A Great Profile

In case you’re wondering who this hottie is at the Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation premiere in Vienna, yeah, well, same here. But according to my sources, she’s Swedish actress Rebecca Ferguson and this movie is her first big role. Although right now, the only impossible mission I’m interested in is the one where I try to land a date with this leggy hottie. Wish me luck. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day

Elsa Hosk for Lui Magazine by Cédric Buchet may be the hottest, most interesting, most amazing, most epic, distraction from the fall of the economy, government, financial system, and possibly the end of the world as we know it… Because she’s showing her tits… Tits she was showing before she landed the Victoria’s Secret contract..and tits that she will continue to show because once you’ve pulled your tits out, you need to keep them out, otherwise people will think you just showed your tits for attention to land that evil corporate contract…that will set you for life and secure rich husbands for life…instead of really believing in showing your tits… She’s Swedish and in Lui, which is what I assume the French from France version of Playboy or GQ, designed to showcase model tits, instead of trashy girl tits…and model tits, with good photographers is more interesting to look at… TO SEE HER VICTORIA SECRET SHOOT CLICK HERE Here’s the other shoot that LUI put out for the July/August issue featuring: Axel Pons Ramon, Chrispophe Canitrot, & Carolina Jaramillo The post Elsa Hosk in LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy

Drunk of the Day Idiot and his Loaded Weapon Traffic Stop of the Day Troll of the Day Some Psycho in Kansas City Shooting a Bus in 2014 Great Dane Puppy of the Day Chillin After a Machete Attack – GROSS Icy Roads Insane Parody Song of the Day….. The post Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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