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Katy Perry’s Sexy Mortician Look

The Grammys were held last night and all kinds of celebrities were there to pat each other on the back and kiss each other’s asses, so obviously Katy Perry was there to sing her cheesy pop songs and show off her hipster boobs. Here she is looking like a sexier version of the wife from The Addam’s Family , whatever her name is. I actually like it, she looks kind of bad ass, like a sexy mortician who’s got absolutely great breasts. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Lame Lopsided Cleavage

Here’s Katy Perry at some charity event the other day doing her best to show off some skin. I get it and I appreciate it, but she’s not showing off skin in the area we’d like to see. Who cares about a chicks arms? I would much prefer a woman wear long sleeves if it means that we’ll see more cleavage. Katy’s trying her best to show off some cleavage, but she’s only got the one boob in the equation, that’s like clapping with one hand. What’s the point? Anyhow, she’s still hot so I’ll let it slide this time.

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Lets Me Down

I really find it annoying now when Katy Perry goes out on the town in something that’s not made out of rubber or latex or spandex and that doesn’t show off her amazing hipster boobs. I guess I’ve just become so accustomed to it that when it doesn’t happen it’s a let down. Here she is at some event the other night is a dress that kinda looks like grandma’s curtains. She still looks alright, but I can barely see the money makers in that thing, let the girls out. What a let down.

Katy Perry Is Golden Delicious

Here’s Katy Perry at the Grammy pre-nomination or nomination party last night, I don’t know what it is, there are too many of these things happening right now that I can’t keep track. Why we need to start having a show about the nominations for another show are beyond me, but I’m not a television producer, so what do I know. Anyhow, Katy actually looked pretty good, except for the fact that she’s completely covering up her big hipster boobs that we all love so much. If I was a television producer, this kind of garbage wouldn’t be happening on my watch.

Katy Perry’s Classy Hipster Cleavage

As you probably all know by now, the American Music Awards were last night and all the music hotties showed up including Katy Perry and her lovely hipster boobs. Breasts are great in all shapes and forms, but dress them up in an expensive evening gown and they’re absolutely irresistible. I just want to shake them up and cover them in champagne, well maybe not champagne, but at least some sparkling wine or ginger ale or something. I don’t really want to spend much money on this. Call me.