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Kim Kardashian’s Industrial Strength Leggings

I was on high camel toe alert this morning when I found these pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the salon in her tight leggings, but so far I don’t see anything. I’m still amaze she can stuff her big ass into these kind of thing. She must get some sort of military grade spandex shipped in from Indonesia to make them. I bet the stitching is made of Kevlar . Whatever they’re made of, I like it. Now turn around and show daddy your money maker.

Pamela Anderson Will Get It On With Anything

This is just further proof that Pamela Anderson will make out with pretty much anything. Here she is at some dog rescue/beastiality party the other day getting a little personal with a four legged friend. It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to make out with Pamela Anderson . When is it my turn? Believe me, I’m not too proud to take that dog’s sloppy seconds, I just hope Pam has had all her shots.

Lindsay Lohan In Her Underwear For Maxim

Now that Lindsay Lohan has been released from what must have been thirteen long hard days of pure hell in jail, I thought some pictures of the troubled starlet in her lingerie would be a good idea. How is this chick going to learn her lesson in thirteen days? I’ve had rashes that lasted longer than that. Anyhow, jail or no jail the chick still looks good in her undies. I can’t wait to see her new prison tats, I bet one’s a teardrop.

Lindsay Lohan Attempts Some Decent Cleavage

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing her best to stay on my radar by attempting to drop some decent cleavage for me. She was doing a pretty good job of it until her annoying hair decided to ruin it for the rest of us. Stupid hair. You’re supposed to highlight the boobs with some pigtails or something, not block it out completely. Get it together, It’s the boobs turn to get some attention. Poor things.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Ankle Cover Up

Here’s Lindsay Lohan out the other night in her sexy weird outfit on her way to do something, who knows, probably nothing very exciting now that she’s clean and sober (wink). Whatever it is she’s up to she’s looking pretty good doing it. I kinda like that she always has to wear sexy boots to cover up her anti-booze ankle bracelet, now if the judge could somehow force her to show me her boobs justice would be served.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Fugitive Cleavage

Yesterday I mentioned that I’d like to see Lindsay Lohan show off her sweet freckly legs and even sweeter freckly boobs at the same time. I thought it was a lot to ask, but it looks like my wish has come true because here she is out yesterday in her short shorts and a lose fitting top giving us some impressive views. This kind of thing just makes sense, now if she can somehow flash her ass at the same time we’d be in business. In a related story, apparently her alcohol detecting ankle bracelet went off while she was at an after party for the MTV Movie Awards the other night. Uh oh! Awesome freckly prison bound cleavage. Love it.

Lindsay Lohan Busts Out Some Shorty Shorts

Fresh off her impressive tittie show at the MTV Movie Awards the other night, Lindsay Lohan decided to mix it up a little for the after party and gives us a nice look at her long freckly legs in a pair of short shorts. It’s very thoughtful of her and all, but maybe one of these days she could possibly combine the two for us. It’s just a suggestion, but I don’t think a pair of short shorts and some awesome cleavage would hurt the girls career. I’m just saying.

Lindsay Lohan Brings The Girls Out To Party

Earlier today I had some Lindsay Lohan topless pictures showing off her sweet front meat, now here she is at the MTV Movie Awards last night bringing the girls out to party. I’ve always like Lindsay, but I think I’m beginning to realize that I pretty much only like her because I’m in love with her big freckly boobs and they just happen attached to her body. It’s good to finally get that out. That’s can’t be right, she’s hot and I like my girls a little out of their mind so we’d be a good match. Hit me up on Twitter and we can go out for drinks coffee. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Lindsay Lohan’s Black & White Cleavage

I’m done for the week, but I’m leaving you with some sexy black and white pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her sweet front meat falling out of her loose top. Hot. I would have preferred it if her kid sister wasn’t’ in the shot, but it’s not the end of the world, I’ll photoshop someone like Cheryl Tweedy or Alessandra Amborsio’s head onto her body and go from there. Technology can fix pretty much anything. Except for my hangover.

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Sloppy Ass

If you’re in the mood to see some sloppy Lindsay Lohan ass, have I got a special treat for you. Here’s the former actress/singer out over the weekend flashing what can only be described as grandma panties. Lame. Not that a sexy thong could really help the situation from this angle, but it might be a little better than this crap. Anyhow, celebrity ass, no matter how messy it can be, is always a good way to start of the week. Enjoy.