Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why there’s all these shots of Bella Thorne playing ping pong in… well, I think it’s a swimsuit, but those don’t usually have polo collars and suspenders. Anyway, there is at least one thing I do know: Bella’s putting on one hell of a leg show here, and that’s the only thing that really matters to me. So just enjoy, OK? » view all 12 photos
Do you remember Ashanti, well apparently she’s got her hands on some plastic surgeons like a Kardashian where she’s rebuilding her face through injections, and reassigning her fat from her gut to her ass and thighs, like a Kardashian, because we live in a world where you can rebuild yourself to look like you were photoshopped for instagram, but in real life, thanks to non-invasive surgery rich people can throw money at… Because really who doesn’t want to look like a gutter porn chick covered in cum….I mean other than me….but if you leave the house it seems like everyone is onto this thickness instagrammer shit…even old timers like Ashanti.. I thought she died in a plane crash in the bahamas…or was it a car accident in Central america?… The post Ashanti Thickness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Pretty sure these shots of Kate Upton practically busting out of her bikinis are from her latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue shoot, and listen, I know Kate’s not the big name A-list model she used to be, and maybe she put on a pound or two, but who cares? She’s still capable of giving me a major pants fire in five seconds or less. Yow! Enjoy.
Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich. I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide… That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, a star, a hit, rich…thanks to a rich dad investing hard into her…. I don’t know her but the funny thing about her is that she’s got siblings, and cousins all mooching off her success, and the best one is her twin sister… Who with their TWINTUITION gets to reap the most benefits of being related to Eugenie, maybe she even gets a percentage of earnings, only instead of being an athlete, she’s a party girl who goes to all the festivals and I guess who has now become an influencer, on her instagram, doing the instagram thing, bikinis out, “Lifestyle and Travel” blogging or bloggers as they call themselves…while I unfortunately know what ACTUAL blogging is and it’s not just taking a selfie, it’s way more depressing than that. Good bikinis though. The post Eugenie Bouchard’s Twin Sister Beatrice’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mckayla Maroney is another one of the Olympic Gymnasts who was molested by that pervert who is in jail for 200 years…only unlike the other Olympic Gymnast, she’s not out launching swimsuits with American Eagle Outfitters to reduce the severity of being molested, by making it into an obnoxious swimsuit, that is really a red flag to any dude at spring break who sees a girl in one, because despite her being sexualized and statistically more like a porn star thanks to the molestation, she’s more annoying about it…empowered by it…and that’s nothing we need to deal with when trying to get laid at a pool party… While Mckayla Maroney is out posting up bikini selfies of her no longer gymnast body, but who has muscle memory and flexibility to excite anyone into an American Athletic hero like this one…who has been sexualizing herself since the Olympics many years ago she was a part of…And when it comes to jerking off to Olympic Athletes choose this one over Bruce Jenner any day… VIDEO: The post Mckayla Maroney Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mckayla Maroney is another one of the Olympic Gymnasts who was molested by that pervert who is in jail for 200 years…only unlike the other Olympic Gymnast, she’s not out launching swimsuits with American Eagle Outfitters to reduce the severity of being molested, by making it into an obnoxious swimsuit, that is really a red flag to any dude at spring break who sees a girl in one, because despite her being sexualized and statistically more like a porn star thanks to the molestation, she’s more annoying about it…empowered by it…and that’s nothing we need to deal with when trying to get laid at a pool party… While Mckayla Maroney is out posting up bikini selfies of her no longer gymnast body, but who has muscle memory and flexibility to excite anyone into an American Athletic hero like this one…who has been sexualizing herself since the Olympics many years ago she was a part of…And when it comes to jerking off to Olympic Athletes choose this one over Bruce Jenner any day… VIDEO: The post Mckayla Maroney Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Caroline Vreeland needs to close her legs, we can smell her from here….I mean…I can smell her desperation from here…. You don’t know who Caroline Vreeland is…but she’s a titty girl from LA with a dream of being a famous singer….and who for what must be a decade was the quirky weird girl posting her big fucking tits on social media…and she never got famous or a following from it. She’s finally starting to get somewhere with the big tits, because she never gave up and followed her dreams of putting her tits out there…big, bulbous, round, basketball like tits, that I am sure fall in terrible ways and could suffocate people if used incorrectly, but when used correctly…she slowly becomes a household name…and the fashion magazines start writing about her like she actually matters…and she doesn’t but probably things she does cuz she’s been at this for a LONG time.. Here’ her tits…. The post Caroline Vreeland See Through Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Caroline Vreeland needs to close her legs, we can smell her from here….I mean…I can smell her desperation from here…. You don’t know who Caroline Vreeland is…but she’s a titty girl from LA with a dream of being a famous singer….and who for what must be a decade was the quirky weird girl posting her big fucking tits on social media…and she never got famous or a following from it. She’s finally starting to get somewhere with the big tits, because she never gave up and followed her dreams of putting her tits out there…big, bulbous, round, basketball like tits, that I am sure fall in terrible ways and could suffocate people if used incorrectly, but when used correctly…she slowly becomes a household name…and the fashion magazines start writing about her like she actually matters…and she doesn’t but probably things she does cuz she’s been at this for a LONG time.. Here’ her tits…. The post Caroline Vreeland See Through Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nina Agdal is garbage, she’s this monster of a woman with a monster head, who I guess is proportionate so in photos looks hot, but her shoulders are that of a linebacker… That said, I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…a person Nina Agdal at the tail end of her SI Swim career took a shot on, like she was the hot one from Russia who landed Brad Cooper, the Hollywood life, a good one….but it just didn’t work like that because our friend Leo is a homo, and even if he’s not he can do better… Either way, her and her waterhead have found new cock to fill her in the form of Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, because after Billy Joel, she had kids with a billionaire, and he’s just getting up in this harder than a pervert orderly at the retard home being given the night shift diaper duty on a MUTE retard… I once knew an actual retard girl who would always disappear for weeks at a time, and come home pregant…it happened 4 times….and I figure Nina Agdal is like that.. Nina encouraging Iskra Lawrence to do Fitness with her….SOME FAT CAMP FOR FUCKING MOOCHES Here are some more shots of Iskra getting wet….BECAUSE ELEPHANTS LOVE PLAYING IN WATER…. The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez is some overly famous, overly celebrated, overly paid, overly hyped nonsense entitled, spoiled brat victim, who luckily has a Immune Deficiency that isn’t AIDS, but that could kill her, which is a good thing for us, since she’s annoying and pre-mature death a nice poetic end to her existence here, and a good thing for her because she can milk it, whine more, like when your wife has a cold and makes you slave over her, but the rich and famous version…. Well, when she’s not harvesting organs in her LA home, from groupies she promises fame to, she’s filming whatever the fuck this is, unless she’s in rehab, because she goes to rehab a lot, to decompress in a “Poor little rich kid”…so broken because you can’t appreciate the joke of a lottery win she’s won…terrible really.. But her new big tits look fun, all hormonal, or implants, all these girls competing with instagram sex workers, with their face injections and everything else, hard for an insecure girl who wants to make it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Not in Rehab, Showing Off Her Tits in a Failed Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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