I’m still waiting for Maya Stepper to reply to my very romantic proposal from a few weeks ago, but I guess she must not read the site or have a Google Alert for her name, because for some reason, I haven’t gotten a yes yet. On the plus side though, I did manage to find a brand-new set of swimsuit pictures from the blonde hottie, which makes for a pretty great consolation prize in the meantime. Enjoy! » view all 25 photos
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is coming out soon and every day they have been giving us little teasers. Today, we have Vita Sidorkina who is one of my favorites and probably should be on the cover. However, her popularity is just not there yet, but there is no denying she deserves it. I mean, just watch the video. She will blow your mind. » view all 11 photos
Meet my new latest find, Oksana Rose . I don’t know too much about the leggy blonde model, besides the fact that she’s got a killer Instagram and she’s a total pants fire, but after this photoshoot of her getting friendly with some very lucky pool toys, I can tell you I’m already a fan. And in my professional opinion, she’s definitely got what it takes to make a big splash in the modeling world. Get it? Cuz she’s at a pool in this shoot? …Fine. Whatever. Just enjoy the hottie swimsuit pictures, you jerks. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →
I don’t really buy that Gigi Hadid has ever actually broken a sweat in her life, unless we’re talking about the time she laid out on the beach for too long, so I don’t know if she’d be my first choice to model a new line of exercise clothes… But the good news is, that doesn’t stop this Reebok photoshoot she did from being a total workout. Plus, it’s not like the women who actually buy this athleisure crap are going to be wearing it to the gym either. So let’s just enjoy the pictures of a genetically-gifted hottie in skintight spandex and call it a day. » view all 47 photos
I know Valentine’s Day is still a couple weeks, but the way I see it, it’s never too early to start thinking about Valentine’s gifts Valetine’s-themed lingerie photoshoots. So here’s one from former SI Swimsuit Issue model Ashley Smith . And if anyone’s looking to get their favorite blogger something for the holiday this year, I think I just figured out what’s who’s at the top of my list. Yow. » view all 43 photos
Not to sound like a broken record, but you guys know I’m not a huge fan of Charlotte McKinney . Personally, I think she’s just another busty wannabe who lucked into a modeling contract. But here’s a shot she took for Tony Kelly’s “17 Book,” and it’s probably my favorite way to see Charlotte pose: with her face half covered and her top fully off. If only she did more photoshoots this way. Continue reading →
Man, if these early teaser videos are any indication of what the actual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is going to look like this year, they’re going to have to package these things in special flame retardant cases, so they don’t burn down entire newsstands. Because right now, even just seeing 20 seconds of this Hannah Ferguson video was enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. Yow! » view all 12 photos
Man, if these early teaser videos are any indication of what the actual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is going to look like this year, they’re going to have to package these things in special flame retardant cases, so they don’t burn down entire newsstands. Because right now, even just seeing 20 seconds of this Hannah Ferguson video was enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire. Yow! » view all 12 photos Continue reading →
Her name is Joy Corrigan, she’s a Florida based model, probably a sugar baby, but then again who isn’t a sugar baby in this internet generation of wanting to live the rich life, and figuring you can stomach banging a 50 year old in exchange for a good life, is worth it – because you get great pics for your instagram…especially when you look at Joy Corrigan.. I mean sure, you could argue she was a hooters waitress who took the wrong road…creating following, having access, being a scenester, and living a great life doing bullshit photoshoots all day…for brands who actually pay her enough that she doesn’t need a sugar baby…because we prefer girls with low standards who feed us chicken wings… But she’s still the less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney, trying to make it….both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls…..THE DONALD TRUMPS OF MODELS… All the trailer park dwelling, truck driving, walmart working, meat and potato eating, American Idol watching, middle of the road, uneducated, trash fucking love tits…so they exist.. I’ve actually been watching her social media / snapchat of this paparazzi shoot….and she’s not all that bad…I feel like I know her….Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney….But because all these girls are interchangeable… The post Joy Corrigan on the Beach TITTIES of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Holt is a Disney Starlet who is 19…straight from the means streets of Mississippi…sold to the executives at Disney who either molested her as you’d assume they do when they cast these girls….you know you have to be some kind of fucking pervert to want to work so closely with kids…in what may not even be seen as work..up on some Michael Jackson kick..where the parents are just so eager to sign that contract…they don’t care what you do to the kid as long as those checks come in… But I could be wrong, maybe she wasn’t sold, maybe she’s totally normal at 19, with great parents who just want her to do the things she likes doing, because every single child star before her have been so down to earth, classy, decent…and not spoiled, entitled, pieces of shit egos who luckily blew themselves up along the way She’s in a bikini seflie, nothing wrong with that. The post Olivia Holt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .