Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret… I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit.. Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks… It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy… Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models… The post Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As you all should know by now, Julia Pereira here is one of my new favorite bikini models , the hottest swimsuit designer ever , and an instant pants fire in lingerie . And after this latest shoot of hers for Trama Jeans, it looks like we’ve got another one to add to the list: one of the sexiest jeans models I’ve ever seen. So I’m thinking from now on, I should probably just start calling Julia the hottest woman in the world and save myself all that time typing. » view all 14 photos Photos: Marcelo Ringo
“Thank you to my @si_swimsuit and @imgmodels family! I am honored to be your 2015 cover girl! Wow!! #SISwim.”Caroline Wozniacki shared on Twitter Monday her excited to be featured in the 2015 swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated magazine. She expressed her gratitude for the feature in a series of tweets. Excited to be included in the 2015 @SI_Swimsuit Edition. pic.twitter.com/UB7yWFaXWR — Caroline Wozniacki #x0028;@CaroWozniacki#x0029; February 9, 2015 Thank you @SI_Swimsuit !! Loving the
I’m guessing I’m probably one of the few perverts outside of Berlin currently following the Miss Germany 2015 pageant , but what can I say? I’m a sucker for swimsuit competitions. (And I’m betting you degenerates are too.) I’m a little disappointed they didn’t ask me to be a celebrity judge though. I mean, so what if I don’t speak a word of German? I clearly have years of experience judging women in swimsuits. And that ought to translate in any language. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know a whole lot about Kaylee J Lavigne here and I’m too lazy to look her up, but her latest beach shoot is currently bringing back some very fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. Seeing her busting out of that red swimsuit is reminding me of all those glorious afternoons spent locked in my room watching Baywatch reruns. Now those were the good old days. And I really should do it again sometime. I mean, it’s been at least a whole 10 years days. Photos: Fameflynet
Even though Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran these days, she remains committed to her career as a sex worker. We know Farrah is returning to Teen Mom , but let’s be honest – T&A will always be her bread and butter. Farrah is a stripper , a porn sex tape star, and, of course, an “erotic novelist.” Farrah’s Celebrity Sex Tape books didn’t quite develop into the overnight Fifty Shades-style sensation that she was anticipating, so now she’s hocking the books with a laughable commercial that’s been making the rounds online: Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape Commercial Yes, Farrah is “a New York Times best-selling author,” but her books haven’t been flying off the shelf the way she expected them to. She’s stated that her trilogy is “way better than Fifty Shades of Grey,” so she must be baffled by the fact that she has yet to be offered a lucrative movie deal. Farrah is clearly pulling out all the stops, but we doubt this cheesy trailer will help her move many copies, especially considering there’s no skin in the clip whatsoever. Sex is used to sell everything from cars to soft drinks these days, but for some reason, when Farrah is trying to pique the public’s interest in a trilogy of sex novels, she gives us a chaste 30 seconds of glitter and R&B. Looks like Farrah’s choice of publicist is almost as regrettable as her taste in lip implants . 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over View Photo Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image View Photo Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF View Photo A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo View Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen View Photo Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face View Photo Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl View Photo Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants View Photo Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham Naked View Photo Come hither? Please, please no … 22. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 23. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 24. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Pic View Photo This photo of Farrah Abraham in a swimsuit might be hot in an alternate universe, but she basically looks like a mannequin. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 26. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. 27. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. The End. Did you like 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Ever since Doutzen Kroes went and had that kid of hers, I’ve been waiting to see if the Victoria’s Secret Angel-turned-MILF would be able to come back strong and regain her title as my second-favorite supermodel booty in the business . And here she is showing off her post-kid booty during a recent beach shoot. Obviously, I’ll have to look into this matter a little closer (say, 2-3 inches closer to my screen), but right now at least, it doesn’t look like Doutzen dropped too far in my official supermodel booty Power Rankings. Phew. I’m sure she’ll be just as relieved about that as I am. Photos: Fameflynet
No, I have no idea why Kendall Jenner is posing with a monkey in her new shoot for Allure , but believe it or not, this isn’t even the first time I’ve wanted to go all Charlton Heston and tell a monkey to get their stinking paws off one of my favorite hotties . Anyway, I’d make a joke about asking Kendall to touch my monkey right now, but I’m guessing whatever lucky bastard took these probably already beat me to it. So instead, you just enjoy the sexy Kendall swimsuit pictures while I go try to think up more bad monkey puns. Wish me luck.
I used to make fun of fat girls, but then I realized I was only doing that because I was angry that I was married to one, and everything they told me about obesity, like premature death and disease wasn’t happening fast enough…it’s easier than divorce… I’ve even made fun of ROBYN LAWLEY in the past….because I’m a jerk… Then I started making fun of skinny girls, calling them fat, but only models who get paid 100,000 dollar day rates, because I feel they deserve the scrutiny…and should starve themselves to justify those pay days… But as someone who fucks fat girls…I don’t mind em, I actually like how insecure they are and how hard they will make up for it in bed… More importantly, as someone who knows fat girls on an intimate level, this fat chick who Sports Illustrated is milking hard, is hardly even that fat…she’s proportionate, and sure she may out weight Kate Upton, who is actually plus sized, but in denial….she looks less sloppy…. If they were to really try to make an impact…there would be more cellulite..and gunts…this is just no different than their other models…so this whole PR push about this is insanity…. Here are some of the pics… TO SEE MY RECAP OF THE WHOLE ISSUE CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PICS AND VIDEOS VISIT SI.com The post Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Move over, awesome dude who sang along to Celine Dion in an airport . You’ve got company! Over the weekend, four female friends were stranded in the San Francisco airport for 13 hours. But did they let this delay get them down? Heck no! Instead, they got down! Beyonce style! Watch the young ladies dance around to “Flawless” now: Friends Dance Along to Beyonce at Airport It’s safe to assume these women would agree with Kanye West , huh? They must believe Beyonce deserved Album of the Year at the 2015 Grammy Awards. We aren’t about to get involved in that debate, but we are gonna hand out the title of Airport Performance of the Year to this quartet. Job well done! Take note, fellow travelers. There are ways to make those long hours pass by… ways that do not involve complaining to customer service reps. 34 Blue Ivy, Beyonce & Jay Z Family Photos 1. Beyonce Kisses Blue Ivy View Photo Beyonce kisses Blue Ivy Carter in a very sweet moment which she delightfully shared for her fans. 2. Beyonce, Jay Z and Blue Ivy View Photo Jay Z, Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter after Bey’s epic performance at the MTV Video Music Awards 2014. 3. Blue Ivy, Jay Z Watch Beyonce View Photo Jay Z and Blue Ivy Carter watch Blue’s mom Beyonce during her epic performance at the MTV Video Music Awards 2014. 4. Blue Ivy Dancing View Photo We love it! Watch Blue Ivy dance it up to her mom singing on stage in this ADORABLE GIF from the MTV Video Music Awards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter View Photo Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter. The singer recently shared this photo on her website. 6. Blue Ivy Tennis Court Photo View Photo Blue on her family’s private tennis court. At two years old, she’s already living the good life. 7. Blue Ivy Wears Mom’s Heels View Photo Baby Blue in her mom’s heels. She’s already super stylish! 8. Beyonce Kissing Blue Ivy View Photo Bey and Blue in an intimate moment. That kid is one cute millionaire. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter Necklace View Photo Bey shows off some of bling in tribute to Blue. That’s one proud, ballin’ mom. 10. Jay Z and Blue Ivy Photo View Photo Jay Z and Blue Ivy enjoy a sweet walk on the beach. What breakup?! 11. Beyonce, Jay Z and Blue Ivy Carter View Photo The Carters go for a walk. Beyonce posted this photo in the wake of divorce rumors. 12. Blue Ivy With Crayons View Photo Baby Blue picks out her favorite crayon. We have a guess as to what her favorite color might be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Blue Ivy Poolside View Photo Blue chilling by the pool. As you may have guessed, her swimsuit is…blue. 14. Blue Ivy and Beyonce: Trampoline! View Photo Bey and Blue get their bounce on. The Carters may be ballers, but they know how to have fun the simple way, too. 15. Blue Ivy and Jay Z: Father’s Day Photo View Photo Blue and Jay on Father’s Day. This pic wins all the cuteness awards. 16. Blue Ivy and Dad View Photo Blue Ivy is held here by her famous father in the airport. The kid sure is a cutie, isn’t she? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Beyonce and Blue Ivy Easter Photo View Photo Bey and her daughter. The Carter family celebrated Easter at the Beverly Hills Hotel. 18. Beyonce Looking Fabulous with Blue Ivy View Photo Beyonce looks glam and gorgeous in a new pic. See her and Blue Ivy now! 19. Beyonce with Blue View Photo Beyonce cradles her daughter in this adorable photo. You’ve gotta love Blue Ivy. 20. Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter Photo View Photo Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter in a cute photo posted to her Tumblr. They are just the best. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. B.I.C. View Photo B.I.C. or Blue Ivy Carter in a little chair. Cute photo. 22. Beyonce with Blue Ivy View Photo Beyonce shows off her adorable daughter in this photo. Yes, folks, it’s Blue Ivy! 23. Beyonce Bikini Photo (Ft. Blue Ivy Carter) View Photo Beyonce in a bikini, featuring her daughter Blue Ivy. No photoshop there! 24. Beyonce and Blue Ivy Image View Photo Beyonce and Blue Ivy are on a boat! Don’t you ever forget! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Beyonce and Blue Ivy Photo View Photo Beyonce and Blue Ivy in an adorable pic from her Tumblr. What a couple of cuties. 26. Jay-Z and Blue Ivy Carter View Photo Jay-Z and Blue Ivy Carter vacation in the South of France. Cute photo of father and daughter. 27. Blue Ivy Carter Photo View Photo Beyonce Knowles feeding daughter Blue Ivy Carter a bottle while on tour with Jay-Z and Kanye. Pretty awesome. 28. Beyonce, Daughter View Photo Beyonce cradles Blue Ivy in her arms in this photo. Mother took daughter out in New York City. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Blue Ivy Carter Picture View Photo How adorable is Blue Ivy Carter?!? This is a close up of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s first child. 30. Blue Ivy Photo View Photo Say hello to Blue Ivy Carter! This is one of the first photos of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s adorable daughter. 31. Jay and Blue Ivy Go Kart Racing View Photo Jay Z and Blue Ivy Carter at the Go Kart Track. Take that divorce rumors. The End. Did you like 34 Blue Ivy, Beyonce & Jay Z Family Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
