Semi-Retarded because they photoshop out the full-retard looking Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny, which is a company that I am pretty sure SI owns, because what better brand extension for a Swimsuit edition, that to own the swimsuits in the Swimsuit edition, while using all these eager bitches who want to be famous so they can fuck A-Listers to model their shit the rest of the year…it just makes fiscal sense…and I don’t mind looking at it, even if staring at a bitch in a bikini who was tainted by Adam Levine is probably the least productive thing I could be doing right now…. I decided to throw up a few of her recent instagram pics – since they are circulating and why not…
Here’s former WWE Diva and French Canadian hottie Maryse Ouellet with a pair of great bikini Twitpics of her great pair. I know she’s not with the WWE anymore, like her fellow hottie Kelly Kelly , but I’m glad to see she’s still keeping busy. I wonder if she takes requests, because I’m thinking Maryse could turn this into a full-time job if she’s interested.
Kate Upton has been named Model of the Year for 2013. She will be presented with the honor at the 10th Annual Style Awards, which kick off the annual Fashion Week events on September 4 in New York. While winning Model of the Year (and yes, there is such an award) may have once seemed unlikely for our girl, she has undeniably earned the honor. Since the 21-year-old beauty’s first stunning Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue appearance in 2011, Kate’s career has been on a meteoric, upward trajectory. She landed on the swimsuit cover the following year and this February became the first back-to-back SI Swimsuit cover girl since Tyra Banks (1996-97). Kate Upton has also covered Vogue , joined Gisele and Kate Moss as a David Yurman model and become the consensus “It Girl” in her profession. Basically, from start to finish, and from the catwalk to print campaigns to pop culture, 2013 has been the Year of Kate. This modeling award merely proves it. It’s Upton’s world, and we’re just living in it, basking in her aura and thanking our lucky stars every time we are graced with her beautiful presence. Could be worse.
I spotted this after viewing some fun items like Uranium Ore and Canned Unicorn Meat. After hearing just how much fun people have with a horse mask, I knew I had to have one! Especially after I searched the web and found a picture of a guy wearing this with hooded jacket…that was especially freaky! I got this one (alas, only available at outside sites right now) because it seems to be the most realistic looking, plus has that all-important disturbing feel. 1. Heavy duty materials. 2. Has a s
Last time we saw Raica Oliveira , I discovered that she potentially has the best supermodel booty ever to grace this site. But making a claim like that obviously requires a lot of evidence to back it up, so here’s another swimsuit photoshoot from the Brazilian hottie. You guys be the judge. And feel free to take as long as you need. » view all 62 photos
Nina Agdal is some silly looking bikini model, who I guess has a fantastic bikini model body, because why else would she be working for Beach Bunny, the bikini brand that I am pretty sure Sports Illustrated, or the wife of someone important at Sports Illustrated owns, because they consistently cast the star girls from their Swimsuit edition in the shit. It’s a logical brand extension, I mean if your biggest deal is the Swimsuit issue and all these bikini models want in on it, you might as well make your own bikinis and profit off the shit from every angle… Now you may know Nina Agdal as the vagina tainted by Adam Levine, or even the girl who was in some nude pics a couple years ago for fashion, or as some kind of import who was hot enough to be imported and put to work here, taking American jobs, or even as the model with a bit of a retarded face…like functional retard but still a little retard… I know her as this year’s cover girl for SI, because I’ve been in the game long enough to know that year 4 of Kate Upton, won’t happen. They’ve milked her hard, as much as they can, and it’s time to put this cow out to pasture, cuz all that’s comin out of them titties is butter. Not to mention, Kate Upton is cocky now that she’s all famous and shit… I also know that they’ve been strategically placing Nina Agdal in fake A-List relationships, random campaigns, you know building up her brand as hard as they can, so if you want a glimpse into the future, you’ll be seeing this on every news stand, because despite the hopes and dreams of trees everywhere, magazines apparently still exist..
Sometimes I post so much that by the time a picture of some low level mail order bride who played her mail order bride career properly because she’s hot as fuck…and good enough to be hired by a pro-soccer player in need of a beard…because being gay wouldn’t work out so well with him and his fans who get boners for him…which ended up landing her in SI Swimsuit loved by everyone and not just paying customers…which I guess is okay with her, but deep down inside she was born a whore and will die a whore and will show her pussy even if it’s through spandex pants…pants so good they would motivate me to go the gym…. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
