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I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model. The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are… So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size. When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger… Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing… I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made. I guess this is her “working”. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Dog Face Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
OMG! Here is Emily Ratajkowski trying to explain to us health care and man does she get ugly when she speaks. Little Tuna was majorly turned off! Anyway, this is a political video and since I hate politics I recommend you watch this with the sound off. I’m sure this video will make many of you happy and many of you pissed off. So I apologize for sharing it with you. However, she is in a swimsuit.
Eugenie Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who isn’t really that hot, she’s 7 feet tall and an athlete, and sure she’s in a sport that used to be my fetish, due to the panty flashing, and sexual grunts, it makes for a good time, but then the Williams sisters elevated the sport, and women needed to weight 180 of solid muscle to compete with their power…that turned it a little less white and dainty…run by hot strong Russians… I guess there’s some event in Israel, the promised land….or maybe she’s there on birth right converting to Judaism for some Jewish boyfriend she’s got who doesn’t want non-jewish babies… Because she’s covered in mud, doing the classic dead sea covered in mud erotica….all in white bathing suit…that helps anyone with an imagination visualize her covered in shit….some good old fashioned German Scat porn in the Jewish Holy land…like the premise of World War II…. White bathing suits…covered in brown substance like she got her ass banged out and she’s lost control of her bowels… EXCITING. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eugenie Bouchard Covered in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think some of the greatest news – is that Lindsay Lohan has been using her celebrity to go viral lately….she’s just trolling all you fuckers.. The first time was with her stupid dance that people are doing in clubs everywhere, not that I go to clubs but i assume that people in clubs trying to get pussy are like, watch me “do the lohan”… Now she’s gone viral of IG live abducting a kid or kids from their homeless mother, because she assumed they were being human trafficked, and she is a fucking hero, a vigilante, using her fame for good….and tried to stop it….only to get hit….in what I assume was all staged because nothing is real…and everyone is buying into it…without remembering that Lohan is a star, knows everyone, she’s just been vacationing the last few years, and can easily mastermind hilarious content…and have the best writers help her do it. This is a great event, the first of many I am sure, I like that Lohan has made a comeback with her Arab Accent…because I’ve always been a fan, she is my spirit animal…and for that reason alone let’s look at her tits…..for old times…great tits. The post Lohan Abducting Human Trafficked Children of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Richie is an inspiring creature to all of you people out there, but really only because she’s in a bathing suit showing off her Lionel Richie – Hello is it me you’re looking for – tits…. Ultimately, she represents all that is wrong with the world, thanks to social media, everyone gets obsessed with people richer than they are, living better lives than they are, and for some reason think that people like Sofia Richie are more fulfilled or meaningful than they are. The fact is she’s a rich kid, with a trust fund, capable of doing anything, but instead decides to be cast in the Kardashian show as 50 year old Scott Disick’s pussy….so that she can grow her audience. This is a person who can do anything in life, ANYTHING at all, but she chooses that… I mean…if that doesn’t clearly state that all she’s good for is looking at her tits, I don’t know what does….because she’s garbage… That’s not to say this is all she’ll ever be, or that she can’t amount to something, she is young and rich, maybe this is just fun for now, but anyone who finds being affiliated with the Kardashians fun….is Garbage. But their tits in a bathing suit are alright. .. Here she is in a see through dress JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Big New Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Alyssa Milano has told me off on social media at least once before blocking me. I like to think it’s because I am a cyber bully, or a troll, who make fun of these overrated people with egos, who feel that people care about what they have to say, so they get all political and annoying and opiniated, when it’s like “bitch, you were just the hot daughter on Who’s the Boss, get a fucking perspective”….. She grew into a hairy mom with a mom body, but her fans still jerekd off to her like she was the teen girl she was when she was hot… She ended up waxing her ams and I guess getting confident in her mom body now that the world is about inclusivity and body positivity…so here she is bringing it in a one piece…thank god it’s a one piece. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alyssa Milano Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Hurley has a very simple marketing and promotion strategy fat girls have been doing for years…and that’s push they big fat Tits Out because people fucking love tits. Sure she does it with more of a bikini/ bathing suit/ made by her own brand in mind, because why not double up on sales through using their namesake as the bikini body people can jerk off to…even at 50 fucking years old… Because I guess tits out is a tactic that hot chicks with big tits use to get everything they want and need out of life also….fat girls do it to trick dudes into fucking them and to distract from their fat…while hot chicks do it for the money, fame, good life that comes with being hot… Point being…You’re never too old to be a whore… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
