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Don’t Get a Flu Shot of the Day

This is some fucked up shit…..I’ve been hearing that you should not get a flu shot cuz it will fuck you up and I’m not sure if this girl is scamming us because she realized she was never going to make it as a cheerleader or celebrity and figured this was a good alternative plan to get fame, or maybe it’s got to do with her dad or husband working for the competition of the company who got the Swine Flu vaccine contract, so she’s trying to scare the fuck out of everyone to not get the shot putting them out of business, but I’m not about to take the fucking chance. I don’t like medication as is, mainly because I think it is the government secretly tracking me or controlling, it’s a paranoia issue that they’ve told me I should be medicated for, but that doesn’t working for me, since I think medication is the government’s way of controlling me, so I just stick to street drugs….. I prefer just getting the random diseases and trying to survive or giving up like a normal fuckin’ person….either way, this video will make you not make you want the flu shot, but may turn you on, except for the horrible fact that bitch can still run, a skill you never look for in handicapped girls you rape.

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Don’t Get a Flu Shot of the Day

Swine Flu Infiltrates TMZ

E.I.E.I.Oh no! A TMZ employee is down with the swine, and we think there’s a connection to a boy band and Dr. Sanjay Gupta.Chad Weiser just called with the bad news

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Tom Arnold — My Ex-Wife is a Swine!

Tom Arnold is in serious danger of a Swine Flu fallout — not because he caught the sickness … because last night he described it as “the flu they named after my ex-wife.”FYI, Tom has three ex-wives — Roseanne Barr, Julie Champnella and Shelby … Permalink

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Marilyn Manson Diagnosed with Swine Flu

Some estimates have predicted that the H1N1 virus, commonly referred to as the swine flu, may impact up to one-half of the humans living in the U.S.

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The Bounce-o-Meter [NSFW]

Link: http://www.shockabsorbersport.co.nz/w… New Zealand sports bra manufacturer's website features a Flash app that compares the degree of boob jiggle between no bra, a regular sports bra, and their shock-absorbing sports bra.

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STD Stuffed Animals

What a great way to cheer up your newly-diagnosed friend or loved one. It'd be handy if there was an order form where you could send these to multiple exes at once. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Slain ‘A.I.’ Contestant Drunk, Suspect Says

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , American Idol The drunk driver charged with killing “American Idol” contestant Alexis Cohen in a hit-and-run last weekend says he’s prepared to defend the case in part by questioning Cohen’s sobriety at the time she was struck.David Glassman — attorney for …

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Cindy Crawford’s Face Lift

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty Gravity has finally taken its toll on supermodel Cindy Crawford’s face … during a simulated skydiving ride yesterday.Perhaps this is the 43-year-old’s secret for maintaining her flawless looks. See Also Cindy — Don’t Swine Flu for Me, ..

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Cindy Crawford’s Face Lift