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Amber Rose Naked For GQ

I don’t do a ton of posts on Amber Rose , but as a proud supporter of MILFs’ rights to pose naked for men’s magazines, here’s Amber in the latest issue of GQ . Now, according to my sources, Amber’s a little pissed that people only think of her as “Kanye’s ex” and/or “Wiz Khalifia’s baby mama,” and I totally get it. Which is why I’d be more than happy to help her change that. Besides, I think “future ex-Mrs. Tuna” has a much better ring to it, don’t you?

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Jessica Biel’s Impressive Booty Profile

I don’t do many posts on Jessica Biel  these days. It’s like ever since she went ahead and married that N’Sync loser, her career’s taken a serious nose dive. Luckily, her body hasn’t though. So enjoy this rare peek at Jessica’s impressive booty profile during the 2015 Fashion Group International Night Of Stars, while I try to organize an intervention or something. Because if anyone’s going to damage Jessica’s career by sleeping with her, it should be me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alesha Dixon Is Damn Pretty

I’ve never heard of Alesha Dixon before, but according to my sources, she’s some British pop star and also a reality show judge, I think? But who cares? All I need to know is, she’s damn pretty. And putting on one hell of a show at this Little Black Dress launch party in London. Supposedly, it’s all part of some new collaboration she’s doing with them. And as long as that means more leg shows like this, I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship. I’m talking about between Alesha and the Little Tuna, of course. Photos: WENN.com

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Victoria’s Secret Model Martha Hunt Assumes The Dog Poop Position

Granted, it’s no Jessica Alba bikini ass pose or anything, but here’s one of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret hotties Martha Hunt assuming my second-favorite position: bending over to clean up after her pooch. Now, sure, there’s a couple improvements she could’ve made to her technique — like wearing a lower-cut shirt or making sure she was properly lined up for the paps, but I’m sure with a little more practice, Martha will master it eventually. And I don’t know about you perverts, but I look forward to watching her try. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Christie Brinkley Is Ageless!

Here’s ageless hottie  Christie Brinkley out in New York, and no, I don’t know what the secret is to how she still looks this damn good at 61. Because if I did, you’d better believe I’d be telling it to all my ex-girlfriends on the condition we get back together. Anyway, I figure it’s either good genes or some type of selling your soul to the devil kind of deal. But either way, probably tough to repeat, so let’s all just enjoy Christie’s hotness while it lasts. Which at this rate, could be another decade, at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kahili Blundell Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

I’ve never really understood why people love UFC so much — watching a bunch of sweaty dudes roll around on the ground together just isn’t my thing — but I’d pony up for pay-per-view just to see a few seconds of their seriously hot ring girls, like today’s InstaBabe  Kahili Blundell . Turns out, in addition to being a professional ring hottie, she’s also a semi-pro Instagram model . Anyway, as great as these pictures are, I don’t think it’s enough to push Kahili past Arianny Celeste for the top spot in my official Tuna UFC Hottie Power Rankings, but she’s definitely rising fast. And she’s not the only one either, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants tent, just to be clear. » view all 16 photos

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Miley Cyrus Does James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah Good

Here’s everybody’s favorite hot weirdo Miley Cyrus wearing one of her weirdest outfits yet. According to my sources, it was to perform at some annual charity variety show for James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah. And now that I know Miley’s available for birthday parties, I’m going to try to get her to play mine next. I don’t care what songs she does. As long as she shows up dressed like this, it’ll be worth every penny. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot Enough To Be A Do Nothing Bitch

I know I’ve got to be careful what I say about Ronda Rousey , since I’m pretty sure she could beat me up without breaking a sweat. But here she is getting photographed by the paps walking with her lunch like one of those hard-working professional Instagram models and do nothing bitches she was ragging on. That said, I do agree with Ronda that she’s definitely not a do nothing bitch, because in order to be one, you have to be hot. And she is not. (Please don’t hurt me.) Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Bella Thorne In A Bikini On Instagram Is Safe Now!

Now that Bella Thorne is officially 18 and her Instagram is no longer an LAPD sting operation waiting to happen, I can do things like repost the bikini pictures she puts up there. So here’s her latest, of Bella “swimming” — aka auditioning for her next her hitting the pool before lunch, which is smart, because they always say to wait at least half an hour after eating before swimming. Speaking of which, I’d make sure you wait at least 30 minutes before standing up after this. Just to be safe.

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Sarah Hyland Is White-Hot!

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Sarah Hyland attending something called The No Kid Hungry Dinner in Los Angeles, and see, now this is why I love Sarah — because she’s always going to charity events like this and giving back to her community. It’s just so heart-warming. …Just kidding. I love Sarah because she’s always showing up for the cameras looking smoking hot and giving me a serious pants fire. But I had you going there for a while, right? » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading