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Candice Swanepoel Nude For My Town Magazine

I’m 99% sure there isn’t a better combination of words in the English language than the phrase “ Candice Swanepoel nude.” And you’ll have to take my word for it, because I’m a professional writer, remember? Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline… Anyway, here’s Candice’s killer photoshoot for My Town Magazine , and however you want to say it, it just doesn’t get much better than this. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Can You Tell A Girl’s Ass From A Guy’s Ass?

I’m pretty sure I could pull this off easy. The trick is to reach in between the legs. Continue reading

Kendall Jenner’s Side Boob

Apparently Kendall Jenner ‘s in Paris right now for Fashion Week and posed for pictures with some fans. But this dude is making a classic rookie mistake. Sure, he’s getting a picture with Kendall, but he got the angle all wrong. See, look, from the front , it’s nothing special. But turn a few inches to the left, and between the side boob and the sexy booty profile, it goes from just OK to downright epic. Luckily though, the paps were on it. Somebody get those guys a Pulitzer. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Elsa Pataky Is One Sexy MILF

We don’t see  Elsa Pataky around nearly as much as I’d like, but then again, in a perfect world, we’d be getting daily bikini updates from the Spanish hottie. And I don’t think that’s happening, unless I win the lottery or something. So I guess I’ll just have to make do with these semi-regular red carpet trips instead. Anyway, here’s Elsa at a photocall in Madrid. It’s no bikini pictures, but she’s still looking pretty great, so enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Demi Lovato Gets Photoshopped Good For Complex Magazine

I’ve never been a big fan of Demi Lovato , to be honest. (I’m sure she’ll be crushed to hear it.) But after checking out this shoot she did for the latest issue of Complex , I’ve gotta admit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Demi looking this good. So I guess I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: whoever did the Photoshop work here is a real pro. Continue reading

Yara Khmidan Needs To Hire Me!

If I’ve learned anything from motivational posters with pictures of cats on them, it’s that you can do whatever you want, as long as you put your mind to it. So forget this blogging crap, because I just found my dream job: being Yara Khmidan ‘s personal bikini adjuster. Sure, I may not have much previous experience, but I’d be happy to start out with an internship and learn on the job. So, where do I apply? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rachel Stevens’ Hotness Returns

According to my sources, the Pride of Britain Awards were held in London last night, and here’s British hottie Rachel Stevens to celebrate. I always forget why Rachel is famous, but I’m guessing it has something to do with the fact that she’s always showing up on red carpets looking smoking hot. Anyway, I’m not sure if pride is one of the emotions you can feel in your pants, but either way, I’m definitely feeling something right now. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Does Miley Cyrus

No, Selena Gomez isn’t having a stroke here. I’m pretty sure she’s just trying to copy Miley Cyrus ‘ patented tongue action posing with her fans in Paris. Anyway, I fully support Selena trying to become more like her fellow pop star hottie, I just think it’d be smarter to start out copying Miley’s outfits first and then work her way up to the sexy tongue action. You’ve got to walk in nipple pasties before you can run, or however that old saying goes… Photos: WENN.com

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Hunter King And Joey King Cause Trouble At The Stonewall Premiere

Before you perverts get too excited about these pictures of Hunter King and her sister Joey at the Stonewall premiere, I should probably remind you that Joey’s still only 16, which makes her big trouble. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you could get locked up for checking her out like that, Hunter could too. Here’s hoping she’s got a good lawyer. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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