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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does GQ

I still don’t buy that Charlotte McKinney ‘s a real model, and not just some Playboy wannabe who got lucky, but there’s no denying we’ve been getting some solid bikini photoshoots from her lately. First for Men’s Health , and now this one from GQ . But if you ask me, I still say those giant funbags of Charlotte’s belong in Playboy . Here’s hoping she’s doing them next…

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Paris Hilton Does 4th Of July In A Bikini Top

I guess Paris Hilton is looking for more attention these days now that she’s only the world’s second most famous porn star (after Kim Kardashian , that is). Because she showed up to some July 4th party in Las Vegas in a star-spangled bikini. And look, I know I’ve made fun of Paris in the past, but as long as she’s still rocking a bikini, I’m more than happy to help Paris keep her 15 minutes going another 30-45 seconds at a time. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kendall Jenner Is Trashy And Haute Couture

I was complaining about Instagram’s ridiculous “no nipple” policy the other day, and looks like it struck once again, making this killer Kendall Jenner selfie a lot more PG than I would’ve liked. So instead I guess we’ll just have to enjoy these pictures of Kendall at the Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week, because she’s a “real” fashion model now, remember? But if you ask me, I still prefer her work as a professional Instagram model, nipple or no nipple… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Elisabetta Gregoraci Belongs In A Bikini

If anyone’s ever told you that money can’t buy happiness, feel free to send them a link to this post so they can see just how wrong they were. Because that perfect booty you’re currently drooling over belongs to Italian model  Elisabetta Gregoraci , and that old dude she’s with isn’t her dad, it’s her billionaire husband. And from the looks of it, that lucky bastard’s happier than any of us will ever be. Although I do appreciate him sharing the wealth, because I  don’t know about you guys, but I’m feeling pretty happy just looking at Elisabetta right now. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Natalie Morris Is Perfection!

You might recognize Natalie Morris here from one of her Picture Moments , but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever done a full post dedicated to the busty hottie. And it’s long overdue, because as you can probably tell, Natalie was born to wear a bikini. According to my research, one of her big claims to fame is making out with Enrique Iglesias in a music video, so just imagine what making a sex tape with an overweight blogger could do for her career… Call me! » view all 27 photos

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Miley Cyrus Topless In V Magazine

I guess these pictures of Miley Cyrus in V Magazine are supposed to be “art” or something, like every fashion mag photoshoot these days. And you know, I don’t really understand a lot of art, but I know what I like. And no, I can’t tell you why Miley’s topless and holding a painted pineapple here, but I do know I’d love to get a copy of it framed and hang it in my bathroom.

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Meet Super Hottie Valerya Volkova

I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, and here’s my latest find:  Valerya Volkova . Now I haven’t been able to find out much about her yet, besides the fact that she’s Russian/Israeli and a total pants fire in lingerie, but judging from the way she’s got my palms all sweaty and my chest pants tightening, I’m pretty sure I’m already in love. » view all 11 photos Photos: David Garcia

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Hilary Duff’s Juicy Thickness

I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on more important stuff like celebrity bikini pictures, but I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been following this whole Hilary Duff on Tinder thing. But I just heard Hilary stopped using it after a bunch of dudes swiped left on my second-favorite MILF. And I don’t get it. Sure, maybe Hilary’s legs are looking a little thicker these days, but I’d still kill to take her out on a date. In fact, I know a great little pizza place as long as she doesn’t mind cold leftovers that’ve been sitting on my floor for weeks. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot. Please Don’t Beat Me Up!

OK, so normally I try not to badmouth chicks who could beat me up without breaking a nail, but I’m not gonna lie, I just don’t think Ronda Rousey is all that hot. I mean, here she is on her way into Jimmy Kimmel and the girl looks like a linebacker. So if that’s your thing, go ahead and enjoy, but personally, if I’m looking for a UFC hottie, I’ll take Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer  instead. They’re the real knockouts as far as I’m concerned. Just please don’t tell Ronda I said that… I like having all my teeth. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot. Please Don’t Beat Me Up!

OK, so normally I try not to badmouth chicks who could beat me up without breaking a nail, but I’m not gonna lie, I just don’t think Ronda Rousey is all that hot. I mean, here she is on her way into Jimmy Kimmel and the girl looks like a linebacker. So if that’s your thing, go ahead and enjoy, but personally, if I’m looking for a UFC hottie, I’ll take Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer  instead. They’re the real knockouts as far as I’m concerned. Just please don’t tell Ronda I said that… I like having all my teeth. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading