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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Gets Topless For Vogue Brazil

Even though I don’t get the appeal, I know a lot of you weirdos out there still like Kim Kardashian for some reason, so here’s a few pictures of the world’s most famous porn star getting topless for the June issue of Vogue Brazil . And according to my sources, Kim’s pregnant again, which means that fat ass of hers is going to get even fatter in a couple months. So there, now you sickos have something to look forward to. Enjoy these until then. Continue reading

Kendra Wilkinson’s Cleavage Deserves More Time

We haven’t seen Kendra Wilkinson in so long, I just figured the former Playboy hottie’s 15 minutes were finally up. But here she is at WE tv’s Marriage Bootcamp Reality Stars premiere party showing off that big fake cleavage of hers just like old times, so I’m more than happy to give Kendra’s funbags a little more time. I don’t know about another full 15 minutes though. I figure 30-45 seconds should do. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Terra Jo Wallace Was Born To Wear A Bikini

Because the best way to end another long work week is with a hot model in a bikini, here’s one of my favorite future ex-wives Terra Jo Wallace ‘s latest shoot for Beach Riot. And actually, technically, the best way to end a week would be with a hot model in a bikini in my bed, but I stopped holding my breath on that one a long time ago. So let’s all just lower our expectations a bit and enjoy the sexy bikini pictures, OK? » view all 56 photos

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Jessica Alba Ruins A See-Through Moment

Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba walking through LAX and I’m not sure if this shirt she was wearing is supposed to be like this, or if we just have the paps and their commercial-grade flashes to thank for this MILF see-through moment. But either way, I’m a little disappointed that Jessica forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath this. Although to be fair, I guess that could potentially be considered a flight risk, since I don’t know how anyone could possibly concentrate on flying a plane with that much hotness onboard. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sara Jean Underwood Wears Sexy Daisy Dukes!

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Sara Jean Underwood , and I think I finally figured out why. Because judging from this picture, it looks like everyone’s favorite professional Twitter model is training to become the world’s hottest professional ax thrower. I never realized you could make a living that way, but then again, I didn’t think posting sexy selfies on Instagram could be a full-time job either, and Sara proved me wrong there.

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Rachel Barnes Belongs In A Swimsuit

So the bad news is that Rachel Barnes never called to hire me to be her personal suntan application assistant , but the good news is we’ve got another killer swimsuit shoot from the smoking hot model. And since I have a feeling that’s all you selfish bastards care about anyway, go ahead and enjoy. I guess I’ll just have to find another model to help me live out my career dreams… Any takers? » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Rachel Barnes Belongs In A Swimsuit

So the bad news is that Rachel Barnes never called to hire me to be her personal suntan application assistant , but the good news is we’ve got another killer swimsuit shoot from the smoking hot model. And since I have a feeling that’s all you selfish bastards care about anyway, go ahead and enjoy. I guess I’ll just have to find another model to help me live out my career dreams… Any takers? » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Abigail Ratchford’s Sexy “Ultimate Bombshell” Slumber Party

Just when I thought these Abigail Ratchford posts couldn’t get much hotter , she went and hosted something called the “Ultimate Bombshell” Slumber Party for #WCW. And trust me, it’s not getting any better than Abigail and a bunch of her fellow busty hotties in robes and lingerie. Unless, of course, they held the sleepover at my place. So, ladies, same time next week? I’ll start clearing a path through the stacks of pizza boxes now. Photos: WENN.com

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Chloe Lloyd Goes For A Ride

After practically a decade as a professional bikini blogger, you’d figure that I’d seen it all by now. But I’m pretty sure these pictures of British hottie Chloe Lloyd are the first time I’ve ever seen anyone do a bikini shoot with a horse. Although now I’m hoping that for Chloe’s next one, she’ll be riding a blogger on the beach instead. Hey, there’s a first time for everything, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Samantha Hoopes Is Bikini Perfection

The last couple times I’ve done a post on  Samantha Hoopes here, I’ve had a tough time believing that the SI Swimsuit model is only 24, and not just a sexy cougar in disguise . But here she is on the cover of Jezebel Magazine and you know what? With a body this good, Samantha can call herself however old she wants as long as she keeps delivering bikini pictures like this. Enjoy.

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