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Heidi Montag’s Hotness TV Comeback

I wasn’t entirely sure what Heidi Montag was up to these days, now that she’s not famous anymore (or even reality show “famous”), and not all that hot anymore either . But according to my sources, her and that loser husband of hers are filming another TV show here, but unless it’s called Heidi Goes to Pilates Class, I can’t say I’m all that interested. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Megan Fox In A Tight Tank Top

I guess they’re still filming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel in New York, because here’s some more behind-the-scenes shots of Megan Fox from the set. And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking good, but I sure hope the movie gets a lot more exciting than this. Forget talking in an alley. I’ve still got my fingers crossed that Megan’s character is going to have to infiltrate a pool party at a trampoline factory. Actually, forget the turtles too. What if Megan just fought the bad guys in a Jello wrestling tournament? It’s not too late to rewrite the script, is it? » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Cuteness Hits The Streets

Here’s Chloe Grace Moretz out hitting the streets in New York again, and you know, between these and the pictures we had earlier in the week , it got me thinking. If this whole acting thing doesn’t pan out for Chloe, I think she could have a very bright future as a hot nobody. And I’d be happy to help give her some career advice. See, it’s not as easy as it sounds. First, you have to hit the beach in a bikini at least once a week. And then you have to sit around and wait for the paps to come take your picture. Actually, nevermind, I guess it is as easy as it sounds… Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Arianny Celeste’s Cleavage For Cinco de Mayo

With practically every hottie in Hollywood at  the Met Gala yesterday, I almost forgot it was Cinco de Mayo. So to make up for it, here’s my #1 favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste hosting something called Sexy De Mayo Dos in Las Vegas. And I don’t know how you guys celebrated yesterday, but no matter how many Coronas you had, I guarantee your Cinco de Mayo wasn’t anywhere near as good as the lucky bastards who got to party with Arianny and those epic funbags. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Super Hottie Alberte Valentine

If you like hot blondes in lingerie, then I have a feeling you’re going to love this latest shoot from Denmark hottie  Alberte Valentine . And if you don’t, then I’m not really sure what you’re doing reading this site in the first place, unless you accidentally stumbled across it looking for a blog about famous, celebrity fish. So if that’s the case, sorry to disappoint, but for the rest of you: enjoy. And trust me, you definitely won’t be disappointed. Photo: Rubén Suárez

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Danielle Knudson In One Of The Hottest Photoshoots Of The Year

I have a feeling Danielle Knudson wasn’t the only one who was a little sticky after this photoshoot… Because these brand-new bikini pictures are hands-down some of the best we’ve ever seen from the mind-blowing Canadian hottie. So enjoy. Just know that I’m not liable if any of you degenerates try to lick your computer screens. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Megan Fox Is Chilly

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s been freezing out near me this week. And I guess the same goes for Megan Fox , at least judging from the case of nippleitis she’s currently got going on these pictures. And all of a sudden, it’s starting to feel a whole lot warmer in here. At least in my pants region, anyway. Thanks Megan! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Megan Fox Is Chilly

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s been freezing out near me this week. And I guess the same goes for Megan Fox , at least judging from the case of nippleitis she’s currently got going on these pictures. And all of a sudden, it’s starting to feel a whole lot warmer in here. At least in my pants region, anyway. Thanks Megan! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Joanna Krupa Really Knows How To Dress

I’m not really sure what Joanna Krupa is doing for work these days, but I have a feeling giving me monthly pants fires probably doesn’t pay the bills. Still, here she is out in LA showing why she’ll always be my all-time favorite reality star whether she’s working or not. And in case she’s looking for a new gig, I’ve got a show I think Joanna would be perfect for: it’s called the Real Housewives of My Mom’s Basement and we start filming as soon as I can convince one to show up. Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Sims Looks Like She’s Much More Fun

I almost didn’t recognize Chloe Sims here at first, considering she’s gone blonde since the last time we saw her . But I’d recognize those funbags of her anywhere. It’s my special talent, as the Internet’s foremost expert in busty British reality stars. Anyway, I’m digging the new look on Chloe. They say blondes have more fun, right? Well, I’m pretty sure busty blondes are the most fun of all. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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