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Hailey Clauson’s Booty Chair Pose On The Beach

We haven’t seen a whole lot of  Hailey Clauson ever since she melted snow drifts in Finland (and our collective pants regions) for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue back in February. So rather than wait around for a new bikini photoshoot from the busty blonde hottie, I decided to take matters into my own hands and go creep through research her Instagram. So first off, you’re welcome, and second, enjoy.

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Xenia Deli’s Sugar Daddy Is The Luckiest Man On Earth

Sorry to crush the dreams of my fellow perverts, but I just found out that  Xenia Deli , AKA the hottest woman on the planet, is married to the lucky bastard you see above. According to my sources, he’s some 62-year-old real estate mogul from Egypt and I probably don’t need to tell you that he’s apparently a billionaire. I always thought my winning personality would be enough to land a girl like Xenia (stop laughing), but now I’m wondering how much money I’d have to have in the bank in order to date a supermodel someday. 10 million? 25 million? 50 million? And, uh, in totally unrelated news, does anyone want to buy this site for 100 million? Let me know. » view all 13 photos

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More Alexis Ren’s Booty Hard At Work

I know Alexis Ren isn’t as big of a household name as she should be, considering her Instagram is a pretty much a recipe for an instant pants fire. But the way I see it, as long as I keep doing posts on her and that perfect booty she’s always showing off for the cameras , eventually the rest of the world will finally wake up and realize what me and my readers have known for years: that Alexis is hands down one of the hottest women on Instagram right now. And if Alexis wanted to, say, take me out motorboating as a thank you for all that free promotion, I wouldn’t say no…

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Alexis Ren’s Booty Flash Is Hard Work

See? Now this is why I call  Alexis Ren one of the hardest-working Instagram models in show biz. Because while the rest of those hottie wannabes out there are taking weekends off, Alexis is hard at work 24/7. She even figured out a way to squeeze a booty flash into a skate through the parking lot. Now that’s talent!

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Kelly Rohrbach Works It In Cosmo Good

It feels like they’ve been promoting that damn Baywatch movie for two years now, but I’m pretty sure it’s got to finally be coming out soon. Because  Kelly Rohrbach just made the latest issue of Cosmopolitan , and I don’t think the  Baywatch star is famous enough to land a magazine cover on her own. Here’s hoping that changes after the movie comes out though. Because I don’t know about you perverts, but I could definitely get used to seeing a lot more of this busty blonde.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Topless!

I keep saying how good  Alessandra Ambrosio looks for her age, and how the super-hot MILF isn’t in any danger of losing her spot as the world’s hottest supermodel anytime soon. But I guess she’s got to be at least a little worried about getting older, because here she is giving the camera some topless tongue action just like the kids do. I know lots of moms try to act their kids to look “cool” and “with it.” Only difference is, when Alessandra does it, it actually works. Enjoy.

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Priyanka Chopra Glamour Magazine

Damn. I don’t think I ever realized  Priyanka Chopra was this hot, but after seeing this photoshoot she did for Glamour , I’m wondering why this is only the first time I’m doing a post on her. And that got me thinking: how much more hotness have I missed? I’ve got a serious case of FOMOOLP right now. (That’s “fear of missing out on lingerie photoshoots,” just FYI.)

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Ashley Graham Naked, Obese And Very Unhealthy For V Magazine

I know I’m probably going to get hate mail for this, calling me a fat loser who’d be lucky to get within 15 feet of a girl like  Ashley Graham , but I’m sorry… Listen, I’m a professional blogger, I’m supposed to be overweight. But Ashley is a professional model — or at least that’s what they tell me anyway — and there’s no way this is “healthy” or “hot” or whatever else it’s supposed to see. I’ve been more attractive plus-size girls in the chips aisle at Walmart. » view all 12 photos

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Yuliya Lasmovich Is Wet And Hot

I’d never heard of Yuliya Lasmovich before this, but pretty sure she just became my new favorite Russian model after coming across these pictures of her taking a shower and getting in the ring. And speaking of showers, I think I probably need to go take a cold one if I’m going to get any more work done after this. Yow. Photos: WENN.com

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Victoria Justice in Short Shorts

I know it took a long time to get here, but I don’t care. I’m just excited that Victoria Justice is finally starting to embrace her inner hottie again. And here she is rocking some short shorts and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers in these latest shots. Like they always say, good things come to those who wait. And me and the Little Tuna have definitely been waiting long enough for this. Enjoy.

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