Lui is probably my favorite magazine that I only read for the pictures. Mostly because the rest of it’s all in French, but also because they routinely manage to get major hotties to take their clothes off for their photographers somehow. Anyway, I don’t know how they swing it, but I’m just glad someone out there’s doing it. So enjoy this photoshoot from Hailey Baldwin pretending to be a real model. » view all 12 photos
I don’t know if you guys have been following the news much, but there’s been a whole lot of talk about “inappropriate contact” with Russians lately. And I know that’s not great if you’re a politician. Treason, or whatever. But what about if you’re a blogger? Because from where I’m sitting, I’d sign up for some inappropriate contact with Alena Mills here in a split-second. Yow! » view all 13 photos
Ever since Ariana Grande started ditching the cat ears and actually dressing her age, like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, me and the Little Tuna have started liking her a whole lot more. And here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. It’s not going to light the world’s pants on fire or anything, but it’s definitely a good start. Continue reading →
I’ve got to hand it to Jessica Alba : Insta-hotties may come and go, but Jessica here’s been killing it in the hotness department for over a decade now. And judging from this cover she did for Harper’s Bazaar Spain , one of my all-time top ten MILFs is still just as much of an instant pants fire as she was back in the early 2000s. I don’t know how she does it, but I think we’re looking at the next Elizabeth Hurley or Christie Brinkley right here. And personally, I’m looking forward to enjoying another few decades of Jessica’s hotness. In 30-45 second intervals, that is.
Meet my latest Instagram find: Weronika Bielik . Now, since according to my research, Weronika’s Polish, I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to pronounce her name like Veronica, not like Wario. But however you say it, this chick could definitely benefit from a name change. I think Weronika Tuna’s got a nice ring to it, don’t you? » view all 13 photos
I’m a basketball fan and all, but I’ve never understood how people can pay thousands of dollars for courtside seats for something that’s only going to last a couple hours. But after seeing Bella Thorne ‘s latest round of sexy Snapchats from the Memphis Grizzlies game last night, I finally get it. I would’ve put up my entire life’s savings for a chance to sit next to Bella in the hopes me and her lap got on the Kiss Cam.
One of my favorite things about the Internet (besides the 24/7 access to pizza delivery and porn) is the fact that no matter how much time I spend scrolling through Instagram every day, I never seem to run out of hotties to creep “research.” And here’s my latest find: Tawny Jordan . Although with a body this good, I can’t believe I haven’t seen her before. She’s just my type. AKA, she’s got a massive set of funbags and she’s always showing them off. …I think I’m in love. » view all 11 photos
I honestly don’t know how Kelly Rohrbach here isn’t a household name yet. As far as I can tell, she’s got all the necessary qualifications — she’s busty, she’s blonde and she posts bikini pictures on Instagram pretty much 7 days a week. Anyway, here’s a few of my recent favorites from Kelly’s Instagram . And if for some reason, if you’re able to make it through these and still not follow her, you should probably make an appointment with your doctor to make sure there’s nothing wrong with you. » view all 11 photos
I know I’ve got it pretty good as a professional blogger, considering I don’t have to go into an office and/or ever put on pants, but every so often I come across a job that’s way better. And I just found another one, courtesy of Bella Thorne ‘s Snapchat: being Bella’s personal lotion applier. Looks like she’s already got her legs covered, but if Bella ever needs one for her upper half, I’m in. I’d better start getting my resume ready just in case.
A post shared by Julie Brown NYC (@juliebrownnyc) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:47am PST I know all anybody’s talking about this morning is that crazy envelope mix-up from last night’s Oscars and don’t get me wrong, that was pretty nuts. But if you ask me, there’s another major story from the 89th annual Academy Awards that everyone’s overlooking. Like the fact that a whole bunch of hotties showed up stuffed into tight dresses. But don’t worry guys, I’ve got this one covered. Now where do I pick up my Pulitzer? A post shared by RiRi ✨ (@stylebyriri) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:47am PST A post shared by Girls' Night In (@girlsnightinclub) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:46am PST A post shared by Veronica (@veronica_cmua) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:46am PST A post shared by Digiturk (@digiturk) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:44am PST A post shared by In Bellezza La Roda (@inbellezzalaroda) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:44am PST A post shared by @best_styleeee on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:41am PST A post shared by JeNeka Bland (@fashionistaphotographer) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:41am PST A post shared by – The Hunger Games Fanboy (@omglookitsjlaw) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:41am PST A post shared by ❗️Celebrity Blog❗️ (@factsandgossip) on Feb 27, 2017 at 3:41am PST