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Monica Orlanda In A Bikini Is Amazing

Now that Thanksgiving’s over and you’re done eating turkey and elbowing old ladies out of the way at Walmart for half-price TVs, I’ve got something we can all actually be thankful for: this amazing bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Monica Orlanda . I don’t know much about Monica — maybe she’s Romanian? — but I do know she’s got a killer body. And that’s more than enough for me. Enjoy.

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Monica Orlanda In A Bikini Is Amazing

Monica Orlanda In A Bikini Is Amazing

Now that Thanksgiving’s over and you’re done eating turkey and elbowing old ladies out of the way at Walmart for half-price TVs, I’ve got something we can all actually be thankful for: this amazing bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Monica Orlanda . I don’t know much about Monica — maybe she’s Romanian? — but I do know she’s got a killer body. And that’s more than enough for me. Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum’s Hotness Is Still Holding Strong

ICYMI, Heidi Klum is still looking  super-hot these days , even though she’s in her 40s by now, which is well past retirement age for most supermodels. But if she keeps doing sexy photoshoots like this one for Ocean Drive Magazine , I think her modeling career could definitely last another few years. Even if I have trouble making it 45 seconds. Enjoy.

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Bella “One Face” Hadid Does Victoria’s Secret

So apparently this latest lingerie selfie from Bella Hadid is supposed to be a preview of coming attractions now that she’s joining Victoria’s Secret for their Paris fashion show. And I know I’m supposed to talk about how “hot” this is or whatever, but I’m sorry, Victoria’s Secret is just a joke now. Because I guess all it takes to become one of their models these days is to have rich parents and a large Instagram following. As opposed to, you know, real talent. Lame.

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Lindsey Pelas’s Boobs Live On Snapchat

OK, so I get why I wasn’t invited to Sports Illustrated’s whole bikini model Fan Fest thing (it probably had something to do with my habit of taking my pants off in public, right?). But I don’t get why  Lindsey Pelas wasn’t included either. I mean, I know being a professional Snapchat bikini model isn’t a real gig, but who cares? This busty blonde regularly posts some of the hottest bikini pictures I’ve ever seen. And that’s got to count for something. Besides a five-alarm pants fire, that is.

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The El-Rich Motel Review

This is beyond disgusting! Nonetheless a good place to bring a hooker. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski In Sexy Lingerie

I thought  Emily Ratajkowski had given up on the modeling business and just gone back to being a professional Instagram hottie again. But it’s a good thing she didn’t, because this latest lingerie shoot is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen from Emily in months. I’m pretty sure my pants region just spontaneously combusted. So enjoy, but make sure to stay away from anything flammable just to be safe. Continue reading

Beyonce Works Her Crap Line Good

I guess it’s not enough for Beyonce to just be one of the world’s most famous artists these days. Because I just found out she’s also got her own fashion line. And better yet, apparently she does all the modeling for it herself. Which gives me a great idea: Beyonce should really consider starting her own lingerie collection next. If these pictures are any indication, it could be a huge hit. With us perverts on the Internet, at least. » view all 16 photos

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At Least Sophie Simmons Is Not Fat Like Ashley Graham

Now this is the limit! Any bigger than Sophie Simmons and you’re looking at a shorter lifespan accompanied by expensive diabetes medication. I believe most men would love to be knee deep in Sophie’s huge badonkadonk, but can you ladies stop giving her a platform of being an Instagram model. I like my Instagram models to be unrealistic and unattainable. A girl like Sophie I could manage to get! They hang around food courts, and if you buy them frozen yogurt, usually you can take them home. » view all 20 photos          

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Martha Hunt Does Harper’s Bazaar Good

I don’t read  Harper’s Bazaar regular, let alone the Spanish version. But that might have to change after seeing the super-hot photoshoot Victoria’s Secret supermodel Martha Hunt  did for the latest issue of the mag. I’m pretty sure this is hotter than half the shoots I’ve seen out of those so-called mens’ magazines lately. If there’s more where this came from, sign me up!

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