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More Iggy Azalea Topless In GQ

Since I you guys liked that sexy GQ preview from  Iggy Azalea so much yesterday, I took a look and managed to find the rest of the shoot the pants fire from down under did for GQ Australia ‘s latest issue. And you know how, normally, whenever I do a post on this rapper/model, I only talk about her killer lower half? Turns out she’s also got a pretty great set of funbags too. Talk about a true double threat. Yow.

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly Assumes Position

I think it might be time for me to stop calling  Bryana Holly a professional Instagram model and start accepting the fact that she’s officially a real model now. Because after this latest lingerie shoot, I’m beginning to think Bryana might have what it takes to make it in this business: AKA the ability to give me a five-alarm pants fire in under 10 seconds. Enjoy!

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly Assumes Position

Anna Kendrick’s Playboy Shoot Sucks So Bad

Two years ago, hearing that Anna Kendrick posed for Playboy would’ve been pretty exciting news. But in case you didn’t hear, the famous nudie magazine stopped doing nudes this year. Which means instead of topless photoshoots, we just get the usual Instagram filtered crap. And it looks like they must’ve hired some crappy Instagram model photographer for this one too, because this shoot is so tame, they could probably publish it in Cosmopolitan and no one would be able to tell the difference. What a shame.

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Anna Kendrick’s Playboy Shoot Sucks So Bad

Genevieve Morton’s Boobs Are Need Some Motorboating

Genevieve Morton has always been one of the bustiest of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models out there. Which means she’s also always been one of my favorites. And here she is with a brand-new bikini photoshoot that just confirms that she’d definitely be my first choice to take motorboating. See, I’ve never been a very strong swimmer, but I’d definitely feel much safer around Genevieve and those giant personal floatation device of hers. Yow. » view all 30 photos

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Frances Bean Cobain Is An Out Of Work, Topless Drug Addict For Schön! Magazine

I don’t know much about fashion and I never really understand these “avant-garde” photoshoots, but I’m pretty sure this is Frances Bean Cobain pretending to be an out-of-work, topless drug addict for the latest issue of  Schön! Magazine . So in other words, pretty much exactly like real life. Anyway, I hope Frances is able to get a real job soon, because she’s definitely no model. Next! Continue reading

Ariel Winter’s Juicy Booty Bikini Shake

In case you missed it, last time I did a post on Ariel Winter , I said how great it was to see that she was finally living up to her true potential. Not as an actress. As a hot nobody. And now here she is shaking her ass on Instagram like a total pro. I’m telling you guys, if they gave out an Emmy for bikini booty shaking videos, Ariel would be a lock. Because I don’t know about you, but I could watch this on a loop for the rest of the day. Or the next 30-45 seconds, at least. https://www.instagram.com/p/BMvHe5GDN2D/?taken-by=arielwinter&hl=en

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Lily Collins Is Super Sexy In Malibu Magazine

I know I like to rag on hotties who think that just because their dad is famous and talented, that somehow instantly makes them talented too. But unlike a lot of the other rich kid wannabes out there in Hollywood, I think Lily Collins actually has something. You know, like a killer body that I’d love to put my filthy blogger mitts all over. And here she is showing it off for  Malibu Magazine . Now that’s real talent. » view all 14 photos

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More Victoria Justice Hotness

Since I’m pretty sure you perverts dug that last topless photoshoot I posted from Victoria Justice (almost) as much as I did, I’ve got good news: I just found a few more pictures from that same shoot for KODE Magazine . And instead of keeping them all for me and the Little Tuna, I’m sharing them with you guys. Because I’m such a nice guy. And also, because otherwise I wouldn’t have a website and/or any income. But let’s just stick with the first one. You’re welcome. Continue reading

More Victoria Justice Hotness

Since I’m pretty sure you perverts dug that last topless photoshoot I posted from Victoria Justice (almost) as much as I did, I’ve got good news: I just found a few more pictures from that same shoot for KODE Magazine . And instead of keeping them all for me and the Little Tuna, I’m sharing them with you guys. Because I’m such a nice guy. And also, because otherwise I wouldn’t have a website and/or any income. But let’s just stick with the first one. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Should Stick To Being A Full Time Hottie

The more I see of Chloe Grace Moretz , the more I think she should really consider giving up on that whole “acting career” thing of hers and just transition to being a hot nobody full time. Because I can’t seem to remember a single movie she’s been in, but I can recall almost every single one of her leggings runs and/or sexy photoshoots perfectly. And here’s another to add to the bank. All I’m saying is, think about it. Giving perverts daily pants fires via the Internet may not pay as well as acting, but I bet it’s a whole lot more rewarding, right?

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