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Elsa Hosk’s Pretending To Be A Fashion Model

You guys know that I love  Elsa Hosk as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert. I mean, just last week, I called her perfection . So I’m not trying to be mean when I say I’m not really digging these baggy jumpsuits and stupid hats, and that she should forget about pretending to be a fashion model and stick with the bikini model thing. It’s important to stick to what you’re good at. It’s why I keep making dumb jokes about hotties on this blog instead of getting a real job.

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I Guess Ariel Winter’s New Year’s Resolution Is To Work It

Looks like you weren’t the only one who made a New Year’s Resolution to hit the gym more in 2018, because here’s Ariel Winter hard at work working out posting new Snapchats of herself working out. Only while the rest of you gave up on January 2nd, I think Ariel’s got a real shot at seeing her Resolution through. She takes this whole exercise exercising-for-Snapchat thing seriously. It’s downright inspiring.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is A Sexy Astronaut

Good news:  Alessandra Ambrosio is back for a bonus LOVE Advent video, only this time, the video’s a whole lot better. I mean, OK, so it still looks like it was directed by somebody who forgot these videos are supposed to be about the hot models and not the stupid props or budget FX, but whatever, this time, she’s a sexy space hottie now, instead of a sexy biker . And it’s working for me. So just enjoy. » view all 17 photos

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Hailey Clauson’s Booty Is Everything

Hailey Clauson ‘s always been one of my favorite busty blondes, even if she’s not a huge name in the modeling biz yet, and even if she refuses to help herself by making a sex tape with a certain D-list blogger and then “accidentally” leaking it (hint hint, call me!). Anyway, the good news is, she’s still crushing it in the bikini department on Instagram, and the more Hailey does that, the better chance she’s got of making it big. And no, I’m not talking about my pants region for once. Get your minds out of the gutter. » view all 11 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski Should Only Be Wearing A Bikini, Lingerie Or Naked

I know  Emily Ratajkowski is a real supermodel, unlike all those other Insta-wannabes and professional rich kids out there, so I fully understand why she made it onto this Harper’s Bazaar cover. What I don’t understand is why she’s fully-clothed. I mean, if you’re going to hire Emily for a photoshoot and then have her wear something other than a bikini, lingerie or nothing at all, what’s the point? It’s a total waste of everyone’s time, if you ask me. Especially the Little Tuna’s. He got all excited over nothing.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Works It Good In A Bikini

What ever happened to Emmanuelle Chriqui ? She used to be everywhere back in the day, then Entourage ended and so did her 15 minutes of fame. But after stumbling across these bikini pictures, I think it’s time to restart her clock, because I think she’s definitely due for another 15 minutes. Or another 30-45 seconds, at least.

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Sylvester Stallone Must Be Very Proud Of His Daughter Sistine Stallone

We’re onto Day 5 of these bonus LOVE Advent videos and it looks like they’re really starting to scrap the bottom of the D-list hot nobody barrel… Because today they’ve got  Sistine Stallone (AKA Sylvester’s daughter) doing “pilates” with her booty out. Sly must be so proud. No, really, I’m being serious. I mean, why wouldn’t he be? He’s rich, his kid never has to work a real job a day in her life, and she’s a total natural when it comes to filming erotic softcore video shoots. I think she’s really found her calling. » view all 27 photos

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Bella Thorne Needs To Ditch The Douche. He’s Ruining Her Hotness

You guys know that I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on the important stuff, like hotties in bikinis, but every once in a while, I can’t avoid it. Like, say, when there’s a giant douche ruining pictures of Bella Thorne in a see-through shirt. According to my sources, that’s her boyfriend Mod Sun, who I guess is a rapper? I don’t know. He just looks like a loser to me. Bella better drop him fast before he ruins her hotness any further.

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Grace Elizabeth’s Sexy Yoga Booty

I thought the LOVE Advent series was over, considering it’s January 4th, and usually Advent calendars stop at Christmas. But I guess not, because I just found today’s video, and it stars a hot Victoria’s Secret model named  Grace Elizabeth doing yoga poses in lingerie. So I’m definitely not complaining. With videos like this, here’s hoping they keep it up another month or two. Yow! » view all 21 photos

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Gal Gadot Is A Hot Model Again

Gal Gadot was a model who became an actress and now it looks like she’s turning back into a model again, judging from this latest photoshoot. Here’s hoping, anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I know everybody loves her as Wonder Woman, but I bet you’d love her even more as a full-time bikini model. I know I would.

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