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Meet Busty Russian Instagram Hottie Helga Lovekaty

This is the first I’m hearing of  Helga Lovekaty , and I don’t really know how I missed out on this Russian mega-babe, considering she’s already a huge star on Instagram with over 2.6 million followers. And I’m willing to bet that number bumps up even higher once you perverts are done looking through this collection of some of the best shots I found during my, uh, “research.” You’re welcome in advance. » view all 12 photos

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Meet Busty Russian Instagram Hottie Helga Lovekaty

Stella Maxwell Knows How To Handle A Hose

I’m not sure where these pictures of Stella Maxwell are from, and I’m too lazy to check (what else is new, right?). But I can tell you that whoever came up with having this Victoria’s Secret hottie handle that hose was a genius. And that they owe me a new pair of sweatpants after I burned through my favorite ones just now. OK, fine, my only ones. Either way, someone needs to get me a new pair. And I’m really lazy, remember?

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Elle Fanning Kills It In This Photoshoot

I guess Elle Fanning thinks she’s a real model now that she played one in a movie , because here she is with a pretty crazy-looking photoshoot for some British fashion magazine. And you know, I’ve gotta say, it may not be very sexy, but at least it’s interesting. That alone makes Elle more of a legit fashion model than either of the Hadid sisters. » view all 12 photos

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Cougar Kylie Jenner’s Fake Looking Booty Is Gross Like Her Porn Star Sister

Kylie Jenner is looking more and more like her porn star sister these days, and here’s the teenage cougar showing off her giant Kim-like booty for the cameras. I guess having a gross, fake-looking booty just runs in the family. But luckily somehow it skipped Kendall , AKA the only one in this whole lame family that’s actually worth paying attention to these days. So let’s keep it that way and just move it along.

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Raiding Lindsey Pelas’ Instagram Page And Big Boobs

Maybe I’ve just missed it, but I feel like we haven’t gotten nearly enough Snapchat hotness from Lindsey Pelas lately. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and do a little old-fashioned Instagram creeping research in order to find some new pictures of one of my favorite busty blonde hot nobodies to share with you all today. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos

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Britney Spears Don’t Give A F%ck About Lip Syncing Well

I’ve always said that Britney Spears knows how to put on a great show, and here she is taking her hottie comeback  to London to perform on The Jonathan Ross Show . Only if you take the video off mute and actually watch Britney’s face instead of just her killer MILF body, you’ll notice she’s barely even trying to lip sync. She’s hardly moving her mouth at all! But I guess she just knows most of us are probably too busy paying attention to her booty shaking. So why bother, right?

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Britney Spears Don’t Give A F%ck About Lip Syncing Well

Instagram Model Bryana Holly Belongs In A Bikini

Here’s one of my favorite fake Instagram models Bryana Holly doing a good job pretending to be a real model for a smoking hot new beach photoshoot. And I’m still waiting for Bryana to realize that she’s going to need a well-connected, famous blogger boyfriend if she really wants to take her career to the next level. What? If Bryana can be a real bikini model, I can totally be well-connected and famous… Fine, just shut up and enjoy the bikini pictures. Jerks.

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly Belongs In A Bikini

Bella Thorne Wants You To Put It In Her Mouth

OK, so I’m pretty sure  Bella Thorne must actually read this site. Because last time, I said she wants it in her mouth , she was just too shy to say so, and now here she is literally typing “Put it in my mouth” in her latest Snaps. So Bella, if you’re listening, me and the Little Tuna are in. Just let me know when/where and I’ll buy the first plane ticket out. I really hope I’m not being catfished here… » view all 12 photos

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Iryna Ivanova’s Underboob Is Working Hard On Snapchat

One of my new favorite Snapchat hotties Iryna Ivanova was hard at work yesterday, and I’m glad to see she’s taking this whole Snapchat pants fire delivery service of hers seriously. But if Iryna ever decides she needs an extra hand, I’d be more than happy to volunteer to be her official photographer. My phone takes great pictures. Although from the looks of it, Iryna’s does too. Yow.

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Iryna Ivanova’s Underboob Is Working Hard On Snapchat

Victoria Justice Should Be More Like Her Sister

So apparently my new favorite set of hot sisters Victoria Justice and Madison Reed took a trip to Lake Powell recently for a photoshoot. And yes, that’s usually the type of thing that gets my “lesbian fantasy” senses (AKA my pants region) tingling. But unfortunately, Madison was the only one who showed off much skin. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna can definitely still work with that, but if you ask me, Victoria could stand to learn a thing or two about how to dress from her little sister… » view all 15 photos Continue reading