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Elle Brittain’s Boobs Could Be The Next BIG Thing

You know I’m always on the lookout for the next big thing in the ultra-competitive world of “busty hotties with giant funbags” and I think I’ve finally found one. So I want you all to meet  Elle Brittain . And remember that name. You know, assuming you’re still able to remember your own name after looking at these pictures of the busty blonde Aussie hottie. Take your time. » view all 14 photos Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Attempts To Model For Allure Magazine

I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record saying how Kendall Jenner only became a “real” model because of her rich parents, and how she’d just be another hot Insta-wannabe with any other last name. But then she does a photoshoot like this one for Allure Magazine and I’m sorry, I know Kendall’s super-cute but she’s just doing it all wrong. I mean, everyone knows real models don’t wear anything under their see-through dresses . It’s just Fashion Model 101. And Kendall should know better by now. Continue reading

Magic Trick Fail

Well, that didn’t go as planned!

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Magic Trick Fail

Abby Dowse Shows The Target On Snapchat

Sorry Lindsey Pelas , but I think I’ve found my new favorite Snapchat bust show, courtesy of Abby Dowse here. Now, I’m not entirely sure what Abby does for work, but here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn “giving me a pants fire via social media” into a full-time job. Because I can tell she’s already a total pro at it.

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Instagram Model Cara Delevingne Does PUMA

I don’t really get what people see in Cara Delevingne . I mean, sure, she’s got a good body, but you could say the same thing about every single Instagram wannabe out there. And they don’t get major modeling contracts. Anyway, here’s Cara modeling workout gear for Puma and I don’t know, maybe I just like Cara better when she’s modeling in fewer layers . » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Madison Beer Is Still Trouble

I don’t want any of my loyal readers getting into trouble (mostly because I don’t think you’re allowed to use the Internet from prison), so here’s a reminder that Madison Beer is still serious trouble for another few months. Which means you’re going to want to take a page from Madison here and just keep it moving. Next! Photos: WENN.com

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Britney Spears’ Hot Comeback Is Keeping Little Tuna In Shape

In case you haven’t been following along at home, Britney Spears has been on a serious hotness comeback lately. Ever since she started her Vegas show, she’s been keeping in way better shape, ditching the Target trips and soccer mom routine for bikini pictures and training videos like the one you see below. And I don’t know about you, but I’m glad to see Britney finally taking her job (as a sexy MILF) seriously for once. Enjoy. It's been a while since I've cut loose A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Sep 18, 2016 at 5:36pm PDT Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Gives Good Face

Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties  Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one . » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Top Is See Through

I always have to be careful when I write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , since she’s dating engaged to Jason Statham and that dude could beat me up with both arms tied behind his back. So all I’m going to say about these pictures of the smoking hot model at some jewelry event in London is how great she looks, even though that top of hers is see-through in all the wrong places, and that she needs to dump that bald loser and marry/divorce me instead. Whoops. Couldn’t help myself. Whatever. It’ll totally be worth eating through a straw for a couple months as long as she says yes. Photos: WENN.com

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Kendall Jenner Attempts To Be A Real Model In Vogue

Here’s my favorite fake model  Kendall Jenner pretending to be a real model in the latest issue of Vogue Spain . Sorry, Vogue España . Anyway, listen, even though Kendall’s the only one in that entire family that’s cute (and doesn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth), she’s still no model. It’d be like saying just because I’m the best athlete between me and my mom, I should get to play in the NFL. Life doesn’t work that way. Well, unless you’ve got filthy rich parents, I guess. Continue reading