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Sophie Simmons Squishes In Little Lingerie

I knew that Sophie Simmons was trying to make the move from celebrity daughter to just “celebrity,” but I never realized that she wanted to become a lingerie model until now. Anyway, I’d point out that being Gene Simmons’ daughter doesn’t automatically qualify you to be a professional hottie, but hey, who am I to get in the way of someone’s dreams to take their clothes off for money? Enjoy. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski And Her Mom Have Natural Talents

Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from. Continue reading

Dove Cameron’s Disney Hotness!

In case you needed a reminder, yes, Dove Cameron is legal, even though she’s attending the premiere of some Disney Channel movie called Adventures in Babysitting here. And look, I know that Disney probably helped launch her career and all, but if you ask me, it’s time for this blonde hottie to go out on her own and follow the career path of all the best former Disney stars: achieving fame and fortune after a few leaked dirty selfies and/or sex tapes, followed by rehab, a major scandal, and preferably an ill-advised fling with a certain blogger. OK, so I made up that last one, but hey, there’s always a first time for everything. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kara Del Toro Belongs In A Bikini

I don’t blame you if you don’t immediately recognize the name  Kara Del Toro , but trust me, you’re going to want to get to know her ASAP. Because after this smoking hot bikini photoshoot she did for Beach Bunny, I’m convinced that Kara’s got what it takes to become a household name: a killer body, a willingness to show it off for the cameras, and an endorsement from a very influential and famous celebrity blogger. OK, fine, so technically, she really only needs the first two, but I still want to be able to take credit when Kara’s career blows up. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos

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Shae Brock May Or May Not Be Trouble

When I saw these pictures of  Shae Brock , I wasn’t sure if the “pop star” was trouble or not. But since I’m such a nice guy and wanted to make sure none of us got a surprise visit from Chris Hansen over these leggy pictures, I double-checked, and according to my sources, it’s good news: Shae’s 19. Anyway, here she is on the set of some new movie (I think?), and that said, I guess Shae could still be trouble depending on your office’s policy on taking your pants off at work. I know not every workplace is as progressive as mine… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Irina Shayk Works It For Ginger Ale

Here’s one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models Irina Shayk in Spain looking white hot at a party for… ginger ale? Really? I guess Irina must be falling on hard times if she’s down to D-list events like this. But hey, on the plus side, if Irina’s willing to show up for a Schweppes party these days, maybe she’ll finally accept my standing invite to attend one of my famous pool parties. I’d better go fill up the kiddie pool just in case. Photos: WENN.com

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Blake Lively Works It Good

I know I’m probably starting to sound like a broken record here, but when is Blake Lively going to realize that no one (except maybe the tabloids) wants to see her baby bump? Anyway, here she is stuffed into a tight dress and then putting on a leg show in New York, and as long as I’m able to focus on Blake’s lower half and/or her funbag region, I guess I’m OK with it. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Salma Hayek Is A Flintstone

Here’s Salma Hayek dressed up like one of the Flintstones for some reason at the Septembers of Shiraz premiere in LA. And I guess I still don’t understand fashion, because I don’t get this dress. That said, I definitely wouldn’t mind a little Bamm-Bamm with Salma, if you catch my drift… (I’m talking about sex, just so we’re all clear.) Yabba-dabba do. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cara Delevingne Gets Naked!

Cara Delevingne isn’t exactly my favorite professional model out there, but in case you haven’t noticed, I’ve kind of got a thing for hotties going topless, so I’m willing to make an exception for Cara’s latest photoshoot. In fact, I think this just might be the best I’ve ever seen her look. Hmm, I wonder why. » view all 11 photos

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Elle Fanning V Magazine Pictures

Since Elle Fanning is playing a model in her new movie, I guess someone decided it would be “fun” and “clever” to get her to model for a fashion magazine. But then they went and ruined it by getting all artsy with the pictures. It’s like they don’t even know what high-fashion modeling is all about: giving perverts like you and me a raging pants fire via the Internet. Shame.

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