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Madison Beer Is Still Trouble In A Bikini

Unlike Victoria’s Secret model Vita Sidorkina , who looks like trouble even though she’s 21, Madison Beer has the opposite problem. But since I doubt that excuse will hold up in court, and I don’t feel like testing it, I suggest we all just move it along and ignore this teenage troublemaker for now, no matter how many beach trips she takes. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kate Upton Shows Off Her Puppies In Harper’s Bazaar

As any of my regular readers know, I’m almost as much of a sucker for cute pooches as I am for busty blondes. So this latest shoot Kate Upton did for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore ‘s “Happy Issue” combines two of my favorite things. It’s just a shame they made Kate wear so much clothing here, because if they really wanted to make me and the Little Tuna and millions of other perverts happy, they would’ve gotten Kate to show off her own puppies instead. And I’m not talking about dogs…

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Hilary Duff Stuffs Her Booty

It’s been forever since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my former #1 favorite MILF Hilary Duff , but I guess I’ve been a good blogger this year, because she showed up to show off her booty to the paps just in time for Christmas. Unfortunately, all that crap in her pockets is blocking the view a bit, but hey, I’ll still take it. As far as I’m concerned, seeing Hilary in tight jeans again counts as a Christmas miracle. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz’s Side Booty Stretch

Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading

Dani Thorne’s Hipster Bikini Shoot

I know some of you out there probably forgot all about Dani Thorne the day her sister Bella turned 18, but just because Bella’s no longer big trouble doesn’t mean we should stop paying attention to her big sister. Especially not after this latest bikini photoshoot she did. Now let’s just hope Bella continues to follow in Dani’s footsteps, at least when it comes to bikini modeling. Fingers crossed. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Meet Hottie Annie Ericson

Forget winter, forget Christmas, forget Santa-themed photoshoots. Sometimes, there’s nothing better than just getting back to basics: getting a smoking hot model in a bikini for a beach photoshoot. And here’s South African hottie  Annie Ericson doing just that. I’m no meteorologist, but these pictures are so hot, I’m pretty sure they’re the reason it’s too warm out there for a white Christmas this year. Yow! » view all 20 photos Continue reading

Selena Gomez Has A New Sexy Video

So I guess Selena Gomez must’ve heard that I’d already picked out her replacement (that’d be  Becky G ), because she just released the music video for her new single “Hands to Myself.” And it has everything I’d ever want in a video: Selena touching herself in lingerie, Selena touching herself in a bathtub, and the ability to watch it on mute. It’s like she made it just for me. But lucky for you guys, I’m willing to share. Enjoy. Continue reading

Katie Cassidy In A Little Bikini Will Blow Your Pants Off

For a while there, we were getting new Katie Cassidy bikini pictures almost every day, but it’s been a few months since we’ve had any more bikini hotness from the Arrow star. But here she is back on the beach in Miami giving all of us perverts an early Christmas present. And let’s just hope it lasts the full 12 days. Because I could get used to waking up to a view like this. Fingers crossed! » view all 21 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Even When A Hot Girl Loses, She Always Wins

So in case you didn’t hear because you were too busy nerding out over Star Wars or something this weekend, there was some major controversy at the  2015 Miss Universe  competition: Steve Harvey accidentally announced the wrong winner on live TV (you can check out the video below). And yeah, that’s a pretty brutal mistake, but don’t feel too bad for Miss Columbia, because this is the best thing that could possibly happen to a Miss Universe loser. She’s now the most famous runner-up in Miss Universe history. Hell, she’ll probably end up being the most famous person in Miss Universe period. See, even when a hot girl who only relies on her beauty loses, in the end they always win. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar Are Big Trouble Trying To Make It By Doing Nothing

This is the second time in under a week that we’ve seen teenage troublemakers  Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar taking the paparazzi for a walk. And trust me, unless you want a visit from Chris Hansen for Christmas, the only puppies you’d better be checking out here are their cute pooches. Anyway, I don’t blame Sammi and Sonia for this, or the creeper paps following them around. They’re all just hard at work right now. No, I blame  Gigi Hadid and the rest of those so-called models for making walking around doing absolutely nothing into a viable career path for young nobodies. But I doubt that’ll hold up in court, so let’s all just move it along. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading