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Khloe Kardashian Suffers Miscarriage … According to Tabloid

Just two months ago, Khloe Kardashian apparently came closer than ever to becoming a mother … only to suffer a miscarriage. According to In Touch Weekly. The tabloid reports that the miscarriage devastated her emotionally. Her rep denies the failed pregnancy even took place. So it goes … “She’s trying to put on a brave face, but it’s so hard,” reveals a most likely fake friend of Khlo

Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher Talk Punk’d, Sex in Space on Jimmy Kimmel Live

The new season of the new version of Punk’d premieres tonight, with former host Ashton Kutcher behind the camera as a producer and a rotating weekly emcee in front of it, beginning this episode with some guy named Justin Bieber. In promotion of the show, both stars appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, dishing on topics that included: Justin’s freedom now that he’s 18 years old. Justin somehow forcing Ashton to purchase a new home. Justin wanting to make Taylor Swift cry via a major prank. Kutcher, hilariously clueless about his reputation since splitting from Demi Moore , wondering how people can have sex in space. Watch a quarter of clips from the interview now: Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Part 1) Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Part 2) Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Part 3) Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher on Jimmy Kimmel Live (Part 4)

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Kim Kardashian Trashes Tabloid: I’m Not a Man Stealer!

According to just this week’s tabloid covers alone, Kim Kardashian is going through Hell and is suffering from the vengeful wrath of Kris Humphries . But while Kim has remained silent on those topics, she felt a need to speak out yesterday on yet another magazine claim: that she stole Eduardo Cruz from Eva Longoria, as the following headlines screams: “I’m used to rumors & almost never address them,” Kardashian Tweeted, adding that this is an exception because: “It’s not ok when magazines like InTouch involve my close friends in their made up stories. They were told by multiple people that their current cover isn’t true, but they decided to go ahead. & run it anyway. So there you have it.” We, sadly, have nothing to criticize Kim about in this case. She’s probably right on this one. But, ummmm, look how photoshopped the Kardashians are in this bikini picture!

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Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson Accused of Lies, Fake Apology, Cheating "Web of Deceit"

Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson of The Bachelor cover Us Weekly this week … for the fourth time this year. None of which have been positive portrayals. In the aftermath of The Bachelor season finale , the tabloid uses the following headline to describe the lovebirds: “Liar Liar! Inside Their Web Of Deceit.”

Jermaine Jones Criminal History: Revealed, Ugly

As previously reported, Jermaine Jones will be cut from American Idol tonight – and now we have a much clearer idea why. The 6’8″ finalist is reportedly anything but a gentle giant, as TMZ has uncovered details from his March 5, 2011 arrest. Jermaine Jones – “Knocks Me Off My Feet” It stemmed from an incident at a Howard Johnson hotel in New Jersey, where Jones gave police a phony name and was charged with public nuisance and obstruction of justice, while also possessing outstanding warrants. Then, on 11/27/11, Jones gave cops a different fake name when the car he was riding in got pulled over. In this case, he was booked for hindering apprehension and giving false information to avoid self-discovery, while – again – having outstanding warrants in his (real) name. Moreover, sources say Jones has been “very aggressive” behind the American Idol scenes, once yelling at a staff members over his wardrobe selection. Still, despite his past transgressions, it’s conceivable Jermaine could have remained on the show if he had just been up front. Instead, he swore to producers that his record was clean. Honesty, readers. It remains the best policy.

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Sandra Bullock and Brett Ratner: NOT Dating

Are Sandra Bullock and director/notorious playboy Brett Ratner engaged in a “dangerous” romance? One tabloid would certainly have you believe it, but no. This week, In Touch ran a cover with a laughing Bullock and Ratner Photoshopped atop her, with the headline reading, “SANDRA’S RISKY NEW ROMANCE.” The caption: “Two years after her divorce, she’s opened her heart and learned to trust again. But will dating Hollywood’s biggest player end in heartbreak?” Turns out the only thing Bullock is doing with Ratner is issuing statements. Bullock and Ratner issued the following statement to The Huffington Post , deriding the magazine while firmly denying any claims of a romantic connection : “We think that it’s incredibly sad that in these times, this magazine would resort to a complete fabrication, solely for financial gain,” the twosome said. “There is not a shred of accuracy in their story … We have not seen nor spoken to each for over a decade. We both had a great time after the Oscars.” “Just not with each other.”

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Ben Flajnik and Fiancee: Already on the Rocks?

The Bachelor season finale and After the Final Rose special air on Monday. All eyes will be on Ben Flajnik and his fiancee … whomever that may be. If you want to know who we think it is, check out The Bachelor spoilers page we’ve put up and updated throughout the season. But it doesn’t sound good … From the magazine cover above, you’d assume that Ben was not only dumped by either Courtney Robertson or Lindzi Cox already, but he selected the wrong woman on The Bachelor finale, and there’s a nude video scandal lurking. That would be probably one-third true. All of the reputable intel we’ve found thus far suggests that he has NOT broken up with his fiancee – despite his increasingly obvious lack of enthusiasm for the show and allegedly kissing some random girl last week. They’re still together. For now. The After the Final Rose special Monday night should be telling, as it was filmed March 4, and will offer at least some insight on how the couple is doing. It airs immediately after Flajnik doles out his final rose around 9:55 p.m. Who do you think deserves it?

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Angelina Jolie: En Route to Rehab After Heroin Relapse (Tabloid Nonsensically Claims)!

Star ’s cover story this week is all about Angelina Jolie and how she’s down to an emaciated 99 pounds due to shooting up heroin like a fiend apparently. Three separate reasons this is ridiculous: The magazine proclaimed Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie pregnant not even a month ago. Guess that didn’t pan out, given the image below? The cover photo of the star is hilariously Photoshopped to the point where her head and body don’t even look proportional any longer. She looked slender, but healthy THIS WEEKEND. While the 36-year-old actress is clearly thin, she’s not anorexic. Her upper arms have some flesh on them, her cheeks look full enough, and so on. Star’s claim that the 5’7″ actress weight has plummeted to 99 pounds seems full-on absurd, but that’s their claim, citing the good ol’ anonymous source: “Angie has gotten so skinny and frail, Brad thinks she needs professional help,” the source said, adding that Brad staged an “intervention,” to get her help. “Her face looks sunken. On the red carpet, her arms look like twigs.” Uh huh. “Brad is really concerned with her eating habits,” the source adds. “She’s existing on cereal bars and smoothies and slipped to just 99 pounds.” “She is so thin yet will still go on a carrot-juice fast for days. Brad leaves food out all over the place hoping she’ll snack.” LOL. Sorry, we can’t take anymore. Just for fun, check out Star’s cover from almost exactly a year ago after the jump. Must be something about Angelina Jolie this time of year …

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Pippa Middleton "Undateable," According to Tabloid

NOTE : The answer to the question posed on the image below is not her dress. For whatever reason, according to Life & Style, men just sprint away from Pippa Middleton, and the younger sister of Duchess Catherine wonders why! After attending her seventh wedding of the year this month, the 28-year-old is starting to wonder if she’ll ever be the one standing at the altar, sources say. “She’s scared she’ll never find someone who’ll accept her life,” a friend says . “[Pippa Middleton] is happy for Kate and for her university friends who are getting hitched, but she’s starting to wonder if she’ll ever find her Prince Charming.” In November, after growing increasingly uncomfortable with her fame, longtime boyfriend Alex Loudon called it quits with Pippa for the second time this year. Ever since the split, according to the friend, Pippa has been deeply worried that she has become undateble, now that she’s the sister-in-law of Kate Middleton . “The men Pippa knows are all majorly turned off by the circus surrounding her,” an insider reveals, with some publications dubbing it the “Pippa Problem.” Call us crazy, but we imagine there are plenty of guys who would love to have a Pippa problem on their hands. The issue is that she’s quasi-famous? Deal.

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